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ETO...and now....Cahill !! 11:50 - Jul 18 with 8834 viewsDiscodroid

is one to assume this is a joke.

because if it is, im not laughing.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/489666/QPR-set-to-battle-Spurs-to-provid
[Post edited 18 Jul 2014 18:54]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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ETO on 11:51 - Jul 18 with 7203 viewsJonDoeman

He won't come, be big bucks for him.

It Is What It Is !!

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ETO on 12:03 - Jul 18 with 7163 viewsClive_Anderson

How do I get job in Harry's scouting team?

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ETO on 12:07 - Jul 18 with 7145 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Meanwhile, in the Express sports department's editorial meeting...

"who came up with the Eto'o bull$hit. Not even Jon Doeman or Clive Anderson can sell it as a good idea. Can we make up something a bit more credible? Ya?"

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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ETO on 12:09 - Jul 18 with 7114 viewsClive_Anderson

ETO on 12:07 - Jul 18 by BrianMcCarthy

Meanwhile, in the Express sports department's editorial meeting...

"who came up with the Eto'o bull$hit. Not even Jon Doeman or Clive Anderson can sell it as a good idea. Can we make up something a bit more credible? Ya?"


Don't look at me I've never been much of a Arry fan.

Thought he was pretty lucky last season after a number of mediocre decisions. Still better to be a lucky manager than a good one.
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ETO on 12:12 - Jul 18 with 7096 viewsBrianMcCarthy

ETO on 12:09 - Jul 18 by Clive_Anderson

Don't look at me I've never been much of a Arry fan.

Thought he was pretty lucky last season after a number of mediocre decisions. Still better to be a lucky manager than a good one.


Sorry, Clive! Nothing personal, just Friday gate-fever!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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ETO on 12:12 - Jul 18 with 7096 viewsDiscodroid

at least it wasnt in the standard with an accompaying piece from keeping it real emma watson, telling me that all middle aged men are potential sex beasts and have been scientifcally proven to be scum and descended from an incubus demon with a huge knob.

as she did on tuesday.

or something like that.

i might have made that bit up.

but i bet she would if she could.

[Post edited 18 Jul 2014 12:13]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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ETO on 12:14 - Jul 18 with 7078 viewsNorthernr

ETO on 12:03 - Jul 18 by Clive_Anderson

How do I get job in Harry's scouting team?



Chief Scout: Harry, how's it going? Listen, just had the forms back over the fax and I had a couple of questions.

Harry: Alright geez, what's the deal?

Cheif Scout: Well, where I asked about what positions were a priority, what sort of players you're interested in, left or right foot, physical attributes, what we're looking for, you've just written The Boy Crouchy.

Harry: Wewll yeh, smashing fella is Crouchy.

Chief scout: Thing is, I've just flown in from South America where I saw this amazing kid. He's a striker, 21 years old, already got 30 Uruguay caps, he's 6ft 4 with an immaculate first touch, 30 league goals last season, never seen the like of him before. If we move quickly he's ours I think, work permit not an issue as he has Italian parentage.

Harry: Hmmm. Is he called Peter?

Chief scout: Well no, but-

Harry: -listen he sounds alright, but is he really for me? What you doing Saturday? Could you nip up to Stoke and have a look at this boy Crouchy for me? Loves his mum that boy.
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ETO on 12:19 - Jul 18 with 7031 viewsClive_Anderson

ETO on 12:12 - Jul 18 by BrianMcCarthy

Sorry, Clive! Nothing personal, just Friday gate-fever!


No worries Brian.

My brain is completely and utterly farked from actually having to work hard this week.
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ETO on 12:21 - Jul 18 with 7014 viewsBrianMcCarthy

ETO on 12:19 - Jul 18 by Clive_Anderson

No worries Brian.

My brain is completely and utterly farked from actually having to work hard this week.


Oh, ya, you need to cut that out, my man.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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ETO on 12:26 - Jul 18 with 6981 viewsPommyhoop

ETO on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Northernr

Chief Scout: Harry, how's it going? Listen, just had the forms back over the fax and I had a couple of questions.

Harry: Alright geez, what's the deal?

Cheif Scout: Well, where I asked about what positions were a priority, what sort of players you're interested in, left or right foot, physical attributes, what we're looking for, you've just written The Boy Crouchy.

Harry: Wewll yeh, smashing fella is Crouchy.

Chief scout: Thing is, I've just flown in from South America where I saw this amazing kid. He's a striker, 21 years old, already got 30 Uruguay caps, he's 6ft 4 with an immaculate first touch, 30 league goals last season, never seen the like of him before. If we move quickly he's ours I think, work permit not an issue as he has Italian parentage.

Harry: Hmmm. Is he called Peter?

Chief scout: Well no, but-

Harry: -listen he sounds alright, but is he really for me? What you doing Saturday? Could you nip up to Stoke and have a look at this boy Crouchy for me? Loves his mum that boy.


An he's got natural rhythm . All strikers need it..
If you can dance you can score.

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ETO on 12:27 - Jul 18 with 6982 viewssaxbend

After last summer when we ended up with only 3 available strikers, two of which were particularly injury prone, I would prefer not to be too fussy about signing players in that particular position. We need to bring in at least 2 more strikers (possibly only one if we keep Rémy). Zamora won't last the whole season. Austin might but that's not guaranteed. If we get the chance to sign a player like Eto'o I'd take it. We don't know how limited our options might be.
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ETO on 12:47 - Jul 18 with 6885 viewsSomersetHoops

In terms of attitude he could be Bosingwa mark 2. I understand he's trawling round countries to find the best place to spend some time and basing his next club choice on that. I don't think he's the right sort, but I could be wrong. I would rather we looked elsewhere.

Who's Next?

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ETO on 12:51 - Jul 18 with 6869 viewsToast_R

Are you serious Saxman?

I would rather sign Callum Willock on loan then have another mercenary like Eto come through the door.

Wrong sort, I put him in the same bracket as Anelka, Cisse and the likes. Club to club to club, play well when their in the mood but create havoc when they want out. Let him go to the MLS and let those crazy Yanks bloat out his retirement fund instead of QPR.
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ETO on 12:52 - Jul 18 with 6863 viewsstowmarketrange

ETO on 12:27 - Jul 18 by saxbend

After last summer when we ended up with only 3 available strikers, two of which were particularly injury prone, I would prefer not to be too fussy about signing players in that particular position. We need to bring in at least 2 more strikers (possibly only one if we keep Rémy). Zamora won't last the whole season. Austin might but that's not guaranteed. If we get the chance to sign a player like Eto'o I'd take it. We don't know how limited our options might be.


Sorry Ben I'll have to disagree with you on this one.The last thing we need is another striker on the way down who is only hoping for one more pay day.
Get Harry to work his butt off to keep Remy.Austin might not be the player he was last season,but I'd prefer them to discover another Les Ferdinand rather than buy another Mike Sheron.
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ETO on 18:04 - Jul 18 with 6625 viewsDiscodroid

and the express'es punchline.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/489774/QPR-and-Sunderland-launch-bids-to


id prefer a les dawson mother in law joke.

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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ETO on 18:19 - Jul 18 with 6565 viewsPommyhoop

ETO on 18:04 - Jul 18 by Discodroid

and the express'es punchline.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/489774/QPR-and-Sunderland-launch-bids-to


id prefer a les dawson mother in law joke.


Seriously DD if that is true after the WC and the shite I have given my Aussie workmates about Cahilland how old he is and how lucky his volley was .I will have a dunp bang in the middle of Suncorp Stadium and say ;there you go its come to this..'
On a tuesday night when no ones about but the thoughts there
Fecking Tim Cahill Feck Off..
[Post edited 18 Jul 2014 18:35]

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ETO on 18:39 - Jul 18 with 6527 viewsDiscodroid

ETO on 18:19 - Jul 18 by Pommyhoop

Seriously DD if that is true after the WC and the shite I have given my Aussie workmates about Cahilland how old he is and how lucky his volley was .I will have a dunp bang in the middle of Suncorp Stadium and say ;there you go its come to this..'
On a tuesday night when no ones about but the thoughts there
Fecking Tim Cahill Feck Off..
[Post edited 18 Jul 2014 18:35]


great picture mate, its like me and you over the garden fence moaning about qpr.

they have just mentioned it on bbc radio 5 6.30 sports news that were interested in him.

im non plussed.

just..wow.


[Post edited 18 Jul 2014 18:41]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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ETO on 18:50 - Jul 18 with 6500 viewseghamranger

If Remy goes we will need another striker. Can't expect Austin to score for fun in PL. Hernandez from Man U is apparently going to Spurs. He would be cracking with Austin, Eto is just an ex scum mercenary like Bosingwa and would massively rock the boat in the steady ship at the mo!!
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ETO on 19:12 - Jul 18 with 6427 viewsMatch82

ETO on 18:39 - Jul 18 by Discodroid

great picture mate, its like me and you over the garden fence moaning about qpr.

they have just mentioned it on bbc radio 5 6.30 sports news that were interested in him.

im non plussed.

just..wow.


[Post edited 18 Jul 2014 18:41]


To be fair, I'm sure the research for most of those sports programs is just recycling the day's (mostly made up) gossip. If the Express said that we were interested in Thierry Henry, I'm sure there would be a rumor about that too. In fact, I could probably just make up a player's name on this forum and it would become someone "we were interested in" within a few days...
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ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 23:06 - Jul 18 with 6128 viewsHooparoo

For the record, Tim Cahill(even at 34) was one of the fittest Roos at the World Cup and is considered an evergreen who could keep playing for a while yet. Good genetics I suppose.

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ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 23:21 - Jul 18 with 6080 viewsSpiritofGregory

ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 23:06 - Jul 18 by Hooparoo

For the record, Tim Cahill(even at 34) was one of the fittest Roos at the World Cup and is considered an evergreen who could keep playing for a while yet. Good genetics I suppose.


No more old players!
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ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 06:27 - Jul 19 with 5947 viewsFredManRave

All this talk of Eto and Cahill is just another clever marketing ploy by the club such that when we actually sign Ronaldinho we all go, phew, at least we didn't sign Eto or Cahill..............wait a minute..........

I've got the Power.
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ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 09:35 - Jul 19 with 5845 viewsmakaveli1882

didn't open link... but Eto far to big for our club I'm afraid
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ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 10:42 - Jul 19 with 5745 viewsThGrimRanger

ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 09:35 - Jul 19 by makaveli1882

didn't open link... but Eto far to big for our club I'm afraid


agreed but Cahill on a one year deal would be a good plan B if Sigthorsson doesn't come off

TheGrimRanger

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ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 11:53 - Jul 19 with 5626 viewsisawqpratwcity

ETO...and now....Cahill !! on 10:42 - Jul 19 by ThGrimRanger

agreed but Cahill on a one year deal would be a good plan B if Sigthorsson doesn't come off


sorry, dd, have to disagree.

always admired cahill, good skills, great attitude. he was immense for oz in brasil.

yeh, he's old but not fcked. could do much worse for a fall-back position.

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