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Harry's Kneecaps 22:03 - Aug 1 with 699 viewsted_hendrix

Is he looking to sign a pair of replacement kneecaps I wonder to myself, I don't think we'll stay in the Premiership with his current set of kneecaps.

It amazes me that we still haven't got a proper knee cap academy set up or a decent knee cap scouting system.


My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Harry's Kneecaps on 22:04 - Aug 1 with 695 viewsJigsore

it's fine, we're going to sign Jermain Defoe's kneecaps on loan

“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

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Harry's Kneecaps on 22:10 - Aug 1 with 673 viewsBklynRanger

I spotted him in the Westfield a few days ago 'wheeling and dealing' over bath chairs. From what I could discern he was looking at a 10-speed.
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Harry's Kneecaps on 09:43 - Aug 2 with 561 viewsGloryHunter

Knees

Always keep your knees in front!
Don't let them slide behind!
Knees that get behind you
Are difficult to find!

Little Jim let his knees go!
They got behind the lad!
In Church he knelt down back to front
And made the vicar sad.

They bound his knees up with a strap,
And faced them to the front
And to this day - they face that way
"Et gloria duc unt!"*

* I don't know what it means but it rhymes.

Spike Milligan in The Little Pot Boiler, 1963
Drawing by the author.
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Harry's Kneecaps on 11:20 - Aug 2 with 520 viewsDiscodroid



surely the only way for 'h' to go...barking out his cruel, brutish and senseless demands to the team from the dug out..

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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