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Can you eat it? Have we signed it? Lovely eyes (the fish, not you - you might have lovely eyes, I don't know) - you could make your own cuttlefish with a couple of nice marbles and a banana skin.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
BTW can the cuttlefish play at the back as I think it will have more of a backbone than Traore & Rio put together
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 12:04 - Oct 23 with 5498 views
PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 12:10 - Oct 23 by ted_hendrix
The Pistol Shrimp is the hardest f ucker out there, it would smash a cuttlefish's head in all day long. I know my shrimps, I've followed a few.
I think theres one called a peacock mantis shrimp or something that is also pretty good at smashing sh1t up.
I wasn't putting the cuttlefish out there and saying "this is hard", more like, this creature is properly amazing.
If we're talking about tough, then let me introduce you to the Tardigrade:
From some science journal:
The hands down hardest creature is a tardigrade, also known as a waterbear. Less than 1.5mm long, they can dehydrate their bodies to just 1 per cent of their normal water content.
Without water, most chemical reactions happen too slowly to harm them and ice crystals can’t rupture their cells. They are extremophiles — animals that can exist in the most hostile of conditions.
Tardigrades have been boiled at over 150ºC and frozen in liquid nitrogen without any noticeable harm. They can survive pressures of 6,000 atmospheres and in 2007, the Russian FOTON-M3 spacecraft took tardigrade passengers into orbit. After 12 days exposed to the vacuum, cold and radiation of space, they hadn’t just survived; they had laid eggs that hatched!
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 12:53 - Oct 23 with 5409 views
PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 12:47 - Oct 23 by Monkey_Roots
I think theres one called a peacock mantis shrimp or something that is also pretty good at smashing sh1t up.
I wasn't putting the cuttlefish out there and saying "this is hard", more like, this creature is properly amazing.
If we're talking about tough, then let me introduce you to the Tardigrade:
From some science journal:
The hands down hardest creature is a tardigrade, also known as a waterbear. Less than 1.5mm long, they can dehydrate their bodies to just 1 per cent of their normal water content.
Without water, most chemical reactions happen too slowly to harm them and ice crystals can’t rupture their cells. They are extremophiles — animals that can exist in the most hostile of conditions.
Tardigrades have been boiled at over 150ºC and frozen in liquid nitrogen without any noticeable harm. They can survive pressures of 6,000 atmospheres and in 2007, the Russian FOTON-M3 spacecraft took tardigrade passengers into orbit. After 12 days exposed to the vacuum, cold and radiation of space, they hadn’t just survived; they had laid eggs that hatched!
O.k. Its a fair point about the Tardigrade but when it comes to shrimps (and wildebeests) I'm something of an expert. Getting back to the cuttlefish I thought that was some kind of thing you used to wash your back with when you was having a bath. I'm getting a bit confused now. Anyway I'd run a mile if I ever met a Pistol shrimp who was in a bad mood,
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 13:47 - Oct 23 with 5298 views
PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 13:44 - Oct 23 by ted_hendrix
O.k. Its a fair point about the Tardigrade but when it comes to shrimps (and wildebeests) I'm something of an expert. Getting back to the cuttlefish I thought that was some kind of thing you used to wash your back with when you was having a bath. I'm getting a bit confused now. Anyway I'd run a mile if I ever met a Pistol shrimp who was in a bad mood,
The thing about the Tardigrades is that they're foreign, I presume. Therefore, whilst they talk a good fight they probably won't like a cold Tuesday night game in Barnsley.
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 13:49 - Oct 23 by Mytch_QPR
The thing about the Tardigrades is that they're foreign, I presume. Therefore, whilst they talk a good fight they probably won't like a cold Tuesday night game in Barnsley.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
They can be found at the top of the Himalyas, and at the deepest crevice of the deepest trench in the ocean. A cold night in Barnsley would be like a summer holiday.
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 14:29 - Oct 23 with 5209 views
PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 14:26 - Oct 23 by Monkey_Roots
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
They can be found at the top of the Himalyas, and at the deepest crevice of the deepest trench in the ocean. A cold night in Barnsley would be like a summer holiday.
Goes without saying, then, that they could survive a nuclear explosion. I imagine they could be at the centre of the cataclysm and barely have a hair out of place (do they have hairs? - probably not).
So, we know that cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust - what else will be roaming the deserted streets in our brave new world? - and, more to the point - who would win in a straightforward arm / leg wrestle between a tardigrade and a cockroach.
It's like top trumps, this - or top shrimps.
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 14:54 - Oct 23 by Mytch_QPR
Goes without saying, then, that they could survive a nuclear explosion. I imagine they could be at the centre of the cataclysm and barely have a hair out of place (do they have hairs? - probably not).
So, we know that cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust - what else will be roaming the deserted streets in our brave new world? - and, more to the point - who would win in a straightforward arm / leg wrestle between a tardigrade and a cockroach.
It's like top trumps, this - or top shrimps.
SWP's contract would still be fluttering around after the dust settles
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 15:03 - Oct 23 with 5164 views
He went to the top of a tree just to fck up a Python. He smashed up a nest, an AFRICAN BEES nest, and just scooped out the honey while they stung him to fck and he didn't even blink. There's another video where one fights off 6 lions.
They are fckin nails.
ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead
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PaulParker, check your inbox :) on 16:39 - Oct 23 by simmo
He went to the top of a tree just to fck up a Python. He smashed up a nest, an AFRICAN BEES nest, and just scooped out the honey while they stung him to fck and he didn't even blink. There's another video where one fights off 6 lions.
They are fckin nails.
Also, quite a cool hairstyle - he's gone for the Cisse / Balotelli look (obviously a lot more mobile and industrious than Balotelli - and would probably be mad enough to let off fireworks in his bathroom if he could afford some).
Actually, what am I saying - he'd nick some fireworks if he wanted some. And a bathroom.
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Cuttlefish indeed a good accompaniment to a budgie's cage. They sharpen their beaks on it and possibly get a bit of calcium who knows? The budgie never said much on the subject.
Think it was pumice stone muggles used to have in the bath