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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today 12:48 - Oct 24 with 4206 viewsDiscodroids

News has reached me that because we are outperforming our European partners in terms of economic growth, we have today received a rather unfortunately large bill.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805663/Brussels-asks-UK-cash-economy-s-

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/european-union-budget-britain-must-4496527

Can we get Sting from quadrophenia to open his chequebook to pay it??



"can i pay now your honor Barroso?"



[Post edited 24 Oct 2014 13:26]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:55 - Oct 24 with 890 viewsSpiritofGregory

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 18:56 - Oct 24 by R_from_afar

The trouble is once out of the EU, our companies will still need to abide by EU regulations in order to trade successfully. However, once outside the EU, we will no longer be able to in any way influence those regulations.

I am definitely not saying the EU is perfect, mind. For starters, why on earth do they need to have two HQs? Utter madness.

RFA


If we left the EU we would be able to freely trade with the EU and the rest of the world.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:59 - Oct 24 with 885 viewsjohncharles

And they would be free NOT to trade with us

Strong and stable my arse.

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:47 - Oct 24 with 856 viewsessextaxiboy

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 13:33 - Oct 24 by Discodroids

sorry el hoop...i did try.....

1988-2006- chronic drug addict and alcoholic in the square mile.
diary of a reinsurance broker from brentwood..

6am: unleash bowel movement , purging yesterdays cocaine, lager and sweet meats.

6.30am: get up/shower/power wa nk ..thereby processing remaining toxins down the plug hole....
6.45am: violent argument with wife
7 am: no time for breakfast , off to work!!
7.45 am: toilet, wa nk , capaucino
8am : work!! push papers around, stare at screen , tap pen on teeth, toilet, wa nk.
1oam :pretend to read 'lloyds list'

11am : 'strategy 'meeting with other 'non marine facualty specialists', , in reality alcoholics all shaking like the drunken bakers in 'viz'.
item one, agenda one , priority one ..liase to meet in drakes wine bar or the english club 11.45am

11.40am: pick up folders and with the determined look of east german sprinter marlies goher, stride purposefully to the 'market' with durans durans 'hungry like the wolf' ringing in your head. eager for new business....
11.42am: simply decide against the exciting new buisness venture of going to see some cu nt in his 'box' head straight for 'drakes' in leadenhall market.

11.45am. meet with other 'non marine facualty specialists' to discuss covering each others arses, if it all gets on top.
12.15pm: thoughts turn to the kibble/cocaine and where we take our custom today.
will it be 'wraps', 'bar bed' , the counting house, the elephant or the wine lodge.(descisions descisions!!

1pm: time to take the show on the road!!: press buzzer to gain entry into bar bed's gentlemens club upstairs behind reinforced fire door.
1.01pm: time to mingle!!. associate with 'colourful' collection of junkys, theives, bullys, cu nts,pimps, whores and reinsurance brokers.

4.30pm: leave establishment ripped to the tits and £2OO Lighter, but in possession of the life giving elexier that is the kibble. scurry' golem ' like to lloyds of london for an appointment with inaminate object 'the lutine bell'

4.45pm: 'chat ' with bob the pristine yeoman at the entrance , of lloyds, cu nted , like a long lost brother(making a mental note to ignore him the next day, if i survive the next 24 hours)
5pm: leave bob crying/scared and go to meet broker for my 2.30pm appointment..

5.o2pm: wa nk in bogs, really unloading a pootle of gear in a prolonged orgasm due to being on the kib all afternoon.
5.11pm.... miss my 2.30pm appointment and express my apologies. my dogs dying of 'testicular cancer 'or something

5:15pm ..'lunch ' more kibble and more pints in leadenhall market. discuss exciting new opportunities within a growing market with other 'specialists'
5.45pm..return to office. pack up leave.may 'jimmy' open the petty cash box and point the finger at the african cleaners...after all 'my word is my bond'
5.55pm..in to the wine lodge , more cocaine, more pints, more disscussion on pornography

7pm..asked to leave by management, quick inventory reveals dangerously low stock levels of kib ie 1/2 a grm. reorder critical.i repeat reorder critical!!
8pm..leave the counting house pub restocked..phew!!!

8.15..in the cheshire cheese, reminiscing with other 'reinsurance specialists' about our brave comrades that have fallen by the wayside and now live above a pet shop in a bedsit in tooting/eltham/basildon. either estranged from their wife and children or dead.
8.15pm to 1opm : have a fu cking good laugh about the above 'fallen'. cu nts.

10.15pm: time for home!!!. ring estranged ex colleagues wife on train home , wired to fu ck, with propositions of a sexual nature, realise you have in fact rung your sister, but continue anyway.

11pm just in time to get a top up of cocaine from colourful characters in the essex arms or to ring the travelling community to pop a gram round, phew!

12.25: home time!!!, throw dinner in bin have violent argument with wife, spend a night of fitful sleep on the sette in suit, waiting to do it all again!!



halcyon days...


How the fck do you do that ? I havnt done all that in 54 yrs !
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 22:13 - Oct 24 with 842 viewsTearsOfaClown

with that amount of dosh we could keep SWP on the bench for another 50 years.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 23:09 - Oct 24 with 807 viewsHollowayRanger

we are being screwed at home to put the country right and now Europe wants to screw us more to put them right!!!!!

I WANT OUT

im fed up with

no controls of our boarders

human rights for scum at the expense of victims

my money being stolen from me not to be used to help worse off brits but flipping French farmers!!!

just give us a real vote all in or all out no half in/out and only allow british nationals born and living in this country vote

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 07:05 - Oct 25 with 763 viewsDWQPR

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:59 - Oct 24 by johncharles

And they would be free NOT to trade with us


Of course they would be free not to trade with us, the Germans will ban the sale of BMW's, Mercs, VW's and Audi's to these shores along with their insipid wine, the French will stop the sale of champagne, burgundy and the rest of their overrated vinegar. The Italians will of course ensure that no more Fiats and Alfas make it past Calais or their sweet fizzy wine and Spain will stop selling holiday homes to self-sufficient ex-pats that only bring wealth to their greedy paws and third world attitudes. Alternatively we would be freed up to negotiate exporting to such place as the whole of the commonwealth like we used to, buy cheap New Zealand lamb, cheaper Aussie wine and accept immigration purely on economic necessities. Rest of the world do alright with this kind of arrangement, don't see why we need to be part of some autocratic club to manage this.

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 07:13 - Oct 25 with 763 viewsKerryE

According to the FT this is a payment for a 10 year period and they can't see what all the fuss is about and Cameron has boxed himself into a corner.

But the Daily Mail does get everyone angry which is more fun.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 12:22 - Oct 25 with 719 viewsDoughnut

'Dave' will pay it..sometime after this stories blown over...nice and quiet like. But for now..he can look all hard and Europhobic...lol. He'll ooze out of the Referendum too....none of them in westminster have any intention of giving us one of those. Hopefully Farrage'll get enough MPs at the next election to be able to demand a Referendum there and then....not off sometime in the future. And Rangers will survive this season. Off to get my medication now!
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 12:33 - Oct 25 with 708 viewsDiscodroids

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 12:22 - Oct 25 by Doughnut

'Dave' will pay it..sometime after this stories blown over...nice and quiet like. But for now..he can look all hard and Europhobic...lol. He'll ooze out of the Referendum too....none of them in westminster have any intention of giving us one of those. Hopefully Farrage'll get enough MPs at the next election to be able to demand a Referendum there and then....not off sometime in the future. And Rangers will survive this season. Off to get my medication now!


doughnut mate , of course dave wont pay it on the 1st of december when its due...he'll pay it on the 2nd...

i didnt realise the daily mail played such a major role in europe...there making it all up it seems..

the daily mail ...subsidiary of damien thorne industries..save me some of that medication fella..
[Post edited 25 Oct 2014 12:37]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 13:24 - Oct 25 with 689 viewsTHEBUSH

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 12:33 - Oct 25 by Discodroids

doughnut mate , of course dave wont pay it on the 1st of december when its due...he'll pay it on the 2nd...

i didnt realise the daily mail played such a major role in europe...there making it all up it seems..

the daily mail ...subsidiary of damien thorne industries..save me some of that medication fella..
[Post edited 25 Oct 2014 12:37]


I see your keeping up your fair and balanced view of the world Disco, puts the rest of us to shame.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 13:31 - Oct 25 with 681 viewsDiscodroids

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 13:24 - Oct 25 by THEBUSH

I see your keeping up your fair and balanced view of the world Disco, puts the rest of us to shame.


one does what one can when working within the sphere and parameters of the lfw message board..

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without your help, none of this would be possible.

i look forward to your continued support in the coming days, weeks, months, years and millenia.

in this way , we can all ensure the world is a better place.

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[Post edited 25 Oct 2014 13:38]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 13:33 - Oct 25 with 680 viewsHollowayRanger

dave wont pay it full stop


WE WILL!!!!!!!

we gotta have a real vote

ALL IN and become fully committed to the eu

or

ALL OUT become fully independent from eu

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 16:27 - Oct 25 with 651 viewsQPR_John

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:59 - Oct 24 by johncharles

And they would be free NOT to trade with us


As is every other country but trade still seems to go on.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:19 - Oct 25 with 607 viewsderbyhoop

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:55 - Oct 24 by SpiritofGregory

If we left the EU we would be able to freely trade with the EU and the rest of the world.


And what's to stop British companies trading with China, India, Russia, Brazil, South Africa and the Asian Tiger economies, now? Nothing.
But, still 50% of our exports are to other EU countries.
Around 4m people work for companies that export to the EU.
The CBI estimate that the net gain to the UK economy of being in the EU is around 70bn per annum
We saw what happened in the financial markets when there was a threat of Greece being forced out of the Eurozone. Just try to imagine what the reaction would be if the 6th biggest economy in the world decided to turn its back on its major partners. Does anybody expect the financial markets to shrug it off?
Britain's relationship with the remainder of the EU would be like the aftermath of a very messy divorce. The initial reaction would be like the scorned wife chucking the husband's clothes out the window, changing the locks on the family home and keeping the car, the kids and half the income.
Over time it might get back on an even keel but 5-10 years of uncertainty in a seriously depressed world economy should make even the most ardent Eurosceptic consider the financial consequences instead of buying UKIP clap trap about controlling our borders.

Of course the EU is far from perfect but there are plenty of UK nationals taking advantage of free movement to live and work in other countries. I did for 18 months and I'd do it again.

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:29 - Oct 25 with 606 viewsHollowayRanger

id send the EU a bill of £1 million pounds for every illegal immigrants that gets into this county

that should more then cover this bill as there's flaming hundreds of thousands of them here!

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:24 - Oct 25 with 582 viewsDiscodroids

im a layman when it comes to theses matters..but ive just read that the E.U. accounts have not been signed off/ ratified by the auditors for many years.

im pretty sure when i worked for lloyds in the insurance building they had to be signed off every year by qualified auditors to file said accounts..

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:41 - Oct 25 with 571 viewseasthertsr

For the last 60 years no war has broken out between the Major European countries for the first time in history.Listen to frog -faced Farage and his saloon bar contributions and he makes zero sense. Of course the EU makes mistakes and spends money in inappropriate ways, but is the world a better place because nations are talking to each other and listening to common concerns?, of course it is .The simplistic, knee-jerk response of withdrawal is wholly inappropriate to the problems we are facing. Little Englanders , listen up, vote out and we are f@cked!
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:52 - Oct 25 with 559 viewsloftboy

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:41 - Oct 25 by easthertsr

For the last 60 years no war has broken out between the Major European countries for the first time in history.Listen to frog -faced Farage and his saloon bar contributions and he makes zero sense. Of course the EU makes mistakes and spends money in inappropriate ways, but is the world a better place because nations are talking to each other and listening to common concerns?, of course it is .The simplistic, knee-jerk response of withdrawal is wholly inappropriate to the problems we are facing. Little Englanders , listen up, vote out and we are f@cked!


The EU and Germany in particular have achieved with a pen what Hitler failed to do with his Army and the Luftwaffe, what was the point in all those deaths in 1939-45 as we have surrendered to them eventually anyhow.

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 23:01 - Oct 25 with 523 viewsCiderwithRsie

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:24 - Oct 25 by Discodroids

im a layman when it comes to theses matters..but ive just read that the E.U. accounts have not been signed off/ ratified by the auditors for many years.

im pretty sure when i worked for lloyds in the insurance building they had to be signed off every year by qualified auditors to file said accounts..


If I was Cameron I'd have my top Treasury blokes going through those EU calculations with a fine-toothed comb, I bet there's something in them that can be challenged if those regulations are anything to go by.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 23:26 - Oct 25 with 513 viewskensalriser

That's a pretty fckin stupid thing to say Loftboy. We're all still benefitting from the huge sacrifices made during the war.

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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 01:20 - Oct 26 with 486 viewsItalianR

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 17:08 - Oct 24 by jamois

How about the entire country goes on a 1 year euro-strike? No holidays in europe, no buying eu goods, no BMWs. I mean the germans have their fingers in everything, so it's hard to totally avoid, but it wouldn't be difficult to recoup that payment. Or at least, just go on a French & German strike. Ireland is to all intents and purposes now German anyway so Brian/Monohoop etc are excused. That the French get rebated is a disgrace because they are run about as well as Queens Park Rangers Ltd.


just to limti to the energy market, imagine how many households would have to switch from npower, edf and e.on to the ever convenient british gas.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 06:22 - Oct 26 with 446 viewsWesty75

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 21:52 - Oct 25 by loftboy

The EU and Germany in particular have achieved with a pen what Hitler failed to do with his Army and the Luftwaffe, what was the point in all those deaths in 1939-45 as we have surrendered to them eventually anyhow.


Outstanding.
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This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 17:36 - Oct 27 with 366 viewsR_from_afar

This £1.7 billion Bill from the E.U today on 20:19 - Oct 25 by derbyhoop

And what's to stop British companies trading with China, India, Russia, Brazil, South Africa and the Asian Tiger economies, now? Nothing.
But, still 50% of our exports are to other EU countries.
Around 4m people work for companies that export to the EU.
The CBI estimate that the net gain to the UK economy of being in the EU is around 70bn per annum
We saw what happened in the financial markets when there was a threat of Greece being forced out of the Eurozone. Just try to imagine what the reaction would be if the 6th biggest economy in the world decided to turn its back on its major partners. Does anybody expect the financial markets to shrug it off?
Britain's relationship with the remainder of the EU would be like the aftermath of a very messy divorce. The initial reaction would be like the scorned wife chucking the husband's clothes out the window, changing the locks on the family home and keeping the car, the kids and half the income.
Over time it might get back on an even keel but 5-10 years of uncertainty in a seriously depressed world economy should make even the most ardent Eurosceptic consider the financial consequences instead of buying UKIP clap trap about controlling our borders.

Of course the EU is far from perfect but there are plenty of UK nationals taking advantage of free movement to live and work in other countries. I did for 18 months and I'd do it again.


"...there are plenty of UK nationals taking advantage of free movement to live and work in other countries".

Yes, 1.8m apparently. A lot!

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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