| Harolds Away Day Checklist 17:17 - Nov 22 with 1765 views | Discodroids |
1. produce somewhere in the mean mode and median of 1.000021 shots per match on target............ CHECK
2. Never score....using any methods or assets close to hand.....CHECK
3. never keep a clean sheet....not even if bondy has a wet dream rhymically riding over the speed bumps like steve cauthen on the long way home on the sunshine coach.CHECK
4. ensure Sandro fails to complete 90 mins........CHECK
5. install the belief in the team that they have no chance of drawing let alone winning a professional football match on an away ground by employing a sports psychologist bloke who looks like serial killer john wayne gacey.
...CHECK
6.include in a first eleven; Sandro , Dunne, Henry and Zamora to ensure the side has less pace than a lenord cohen monologue on mandrax in a division which is the quickest in the world....DOUBLE CHECK
7. never work on greens kicking in training so as he can continue with his distribution of tangents most foul and not seen magnus pike knocked up a geometry chart on angel dust. ........ CHECK
8. play greyfriars bobby zamora for his use of 'clever nudges, flicks, pulls and working the central defender' ....anything but score a fkn goal...TREBLE CHECK.
9.continue to gainfully employ coaches who couldnt get a job anywhere else other than north korea where its inhabitants watch the ' big match 'with brian moore resplendant in subtle plaids , before settling down to watch 'out of town' and jack hargreaves lament the sad demise of edwardian fishing tackle.......CHECK CHECK AND FKN CHECK YOU DOSS CNT.
10. tactically away from home , continue to be as predictable as a Zanu PF ballot box containing 100 papers delivered to a 'Mr R. Mugabi' for counting,then by some minor anamoly , recieving 450,000 votes ...SHIT CNT CHECK
11. ensure our points away total for the season under your stewardship , remAins lower than Kevin 'thousand yard stare' Bonds 'IQ ....FK IT ,CHECK
12.. ensure you Harold, remain in charge of QPR....SADLY , CHECK
not even the rarely seen sight and resulting tweet, of a white van parked outside the local 'working mans club' for 'working class' hoi polloi festooned with nits eating 'cockles' and bedecked in something called the 'st georges cross' could cheer me up.
just not good enough at this level.
whats harolds record with us at prem level?? , something like 6 wins in 36/37/38 games .
not for me.
you displease me sir!
[Post edited 22 Nov 2014 21:22]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:20 - Nov 22 with 1739 views | JAPRANGERS |
Thanks Disco, cheered me up a tad reading your post! |  | | |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:22 - Nov 22 with 1727 views | WilloW4 |
Brilliant disco.... Totally agree, I looked to argue one of your 12 points, but all bang on.. Wonderfully written. |  | | |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:31 - Nov 22 with 1648 views | JAPRANGERS |
What ever happened to that Steve Black dude?? We need him to convince or hypnotize the players to believe that they are actually allowed to win or at least draw a match on another team's patch. | | | |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:32 - Nov 22 with 1628 views | QPRDave |
Do you understand football op?..Or watch Rangers? |  | | |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:34 - Nov 22 with 1620 views | WilloW4 |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:31 - Nov 22 by JAPRANGERS |
What ever happened to that Steve Black dude?? We need him to convince or hypnotize the players to believe that they are actually allowed to win or at least draw a match on another team's patch. |
He was last seen in Hammersmith library looking up the terms "winnable matches " and "bonus games".!!! | | | |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:42 - Nov 22 with 1585 views | Discodroids |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:32 - Nov 22 by QPRDave |
Do you understand football op?..Or watch Rangers? |
good question .only since 1977.
as to whether i understand this bourgeouis sport , i can only offer conjecture and a lifetime of love and fiscal devotion to queens park rangers football club
im not to up to date with rangers though , the 800 mile round trip could prove to be a bit tiresome and i can only name one of there players on sight , a 17 stone derek johnstone with a home made perm from clairol.
all that sectarian stuff leaves me cold , big man
see you jimmy. och eye the noo , etc etc. .
oh well im off to watch the boxing now , subtle nuances taken into account , i think its where two geezers smsh the fk out of each other in cowhide gloves under queensberry rules.
gentleman jim corbett once fought a mountain gorilla to a standstill you know on a mississippi slow boat over 254 rounds of pugilism
[Post edited 22 Nov 2014 18:04]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:09 - Nov 22 with 1516 views | daveB |
more than a little harsh on Zamora, Henry and Dunne who all played pretty well today and have been excellent in recent |  | | |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:16 - Nov 22 with 1497 views | bosh67 |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:09 - Nov 22 by daveB |
more than a little harsh on Zamora, Henry and Dunne who all played pretty well today and have been excellent in recent |
Agreed. Fortunately we are still not adrift if we can convert our home games into 3 points a lot more regularly.
We are not being humiliated anymore away from home and perhaps with Vargas we may have had a bit more attacking pace. Bobby is being asked to do a lot of work at the moment game after game for 90 mins. He's 34 in 2 months!
My only concern is that they may lose confidence again after the loss because it was apparently a very even game today and we just lacked a bit going forward in the end.
If they can keep the faith and the fans get behind them next week you would hope that they would turn over Leicester and put a stop to Burnley's mini revival. [Post edited 22 Nov 2014 18:18]
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:53 - Nov 22 with 1438 views | stuabd |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:16 - Nov 22 by bosh67 |
Agreed. Fortunately we are still not adrift if we can convert our home games into 3 points a lot more regularly.
We are not being humiliated anymore away from home and perhaps with Vargas we may have had a bit more attacking pace. Bobby is being asked to do a lot of work at the moment game after game for 90 mins. He's 34 in 2 months!
My only concern is that they may lose confidence again after the loss because it was apparently a very even game today and we just lacked a bit going forward in the end.
If they can keep the faith and the fans get behind them next week you would hope that they would turn over Leicester and put a stop to Burnley's mini revival. [Post edited 22 Nov 2014 18:18]
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At the point they scored we were doing pretty well. Lots of possession but not a great deal of threat.
I agree with you that we've gone from being absolutely dire to quite reasonable. Small steps. |  | | |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 19:29 - Nov 22 with 1365 views | Discodroids |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:13 - Nov 22 by QPRDave |
 ..i can't understand any of that, but made me larf anyway  |
its alright dave i have a job myself sometimes.  | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 21:06 - Nov 22 with 1276 views | Discodroids |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 18:09 - Nov 22 by daveB |
more than a little harsh on Zamora, Henry and Dunne who all played pretty well today and have been excellent in recent |
....decades ??, millenia ??, BBC costume period dramas on a sunday night?? | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 22:53 - Nov 22 with 1216 views | johncharles |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 17:32 - Nov 22 by QPRDave |
Do you understand football op?..Or watch Rangers? |
Football ? Haven't seen Rangers play football since Redknapp arrived. |  |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 09:48 - Nov 23 with 1078 views | Pommyhoop |
13. Rubber pants and bib for Big Joe ..Check.. |  |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 11:16 - Nov 23 with 999 views | Discodroids |
| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 11:14 - Nov 23 by johncharles |
I stand corrected. |
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 13:13 - Nov 23 with 964 views | Discodroids |
QPR away wins???....like a rare , old fine wine ....
.... I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained........ I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes and went to the riverside , middlesbrough...
. And how many of them must be dead by now.
I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your '61..... or our vintage win in middlesbrough .... And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline.... [Post edited 23 Nov 2014 13:16]
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 15:42 - Nov 23 with 900 views | Discodroids |
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| Harolds Away Day Checklist on 10:35 - Nov 24 with 809 views | Discodroids |
i feel the new wave of optimism sweeping the board is just.
Harold is determined to fight on till next may with his advisers bond and jordan,
we are seeing the green shoots across the electorate and the news on the doorstep is that harold is concentrating on local issues such as getting us relegated to the championship and tyrone from corrie's phone being hacked.
clearly our position at the bottom of the table is an anomaly , and when seasonAlly adjusted this january by bringing in , defoe, lennon, tony galvin and john chedozie will show us challenging for a european place with our overlords in Brussels
moreover, i think good sensible supporters will see this 'premiership party' led by london pride pint swilling richard scudamore, is a protest division , built on shifting sands , and thus nothing more than a flash in the pan for bigoted hoops fans who cant do their times table.
harold is a man of the people , who cannot read or write yet communicates to us the, white van men and women of west london , through the power of suggestion and though provoking tweets from his union boss tony fernandes.
if harold can get a few more players in from eastern europe ,and its surrounding hinterlands, we can use their canny /predator instincts in and around the penalty area of the high street cash machine , to increase the fiscal turnover at w12.
vote harry. [Post edited 24 Nov 2014 11:22]
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