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Stoke match reporter needed 01:23 - Jan 28 with 2865 viewsNorthernr

Anybody fancy doing the match report at Stoke on Saturday? We'll pay for the match ticket and a beer. loftforwords@yahoo.co.uk or @loftforwords on the Twitter, let me know.
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Stoke match reporter needed on 07:14 - Jan 28 with 2795 viewsstowmarketrange

Can you not copy any of the previous 10 away reports and change a few names around a bit?
You know how it goes,same sh*t,different place.
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Stoke match reporter needed on 10:43 - Jan 28 with 2597 viewsQPunkR

Would have loved to help out, but I've banned myself from watching us away from home until we at least attempt to gain a point :

QPR - "shit but local"

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Stoke match reporter needed on 11:04 - Jan 28 with 2560 viewsTheBlob

There's someone on here that will do it for "a nandos".

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Stoke match reporter needed on 12:40 - Jan 28 with 2480 viewsJAPRANGERS

Let Holloway do it and see how many times references to lesbians appear
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Stoke match reporter needed on 16:23 - Jan 28 with 2266 viewsPinnerPaul

So what are you doing on your "day off" Clive?
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Stoke match reporter needed on 20:09 - Jan 28 with 2117 viewsNorthernr

Stoke match reporter needed on 16:23 - Jan 28 by PinnerPaul

So what are you doing on your "day off" Clive?


Flying back in from Washington DC. Here at the moment with work.
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Stoke match reporter needed on 03:37 - Jan 29 with 1946 views18StoneOfHoop

Stoke match reporter needed on 20:09 - Jan 28 by Northernr

Flying back in from Washington DC. Here at the moment with work.




Clive,can't you PM Tracy Stent(?) to do one - a few years back she did excellent ones for this messageboard. Or doesn't she go anymore? I suspect so.
What about Lewis Jones? He's been an able stand-in replacement when you've missed the odd away game before.

'Cos I tend to get so 7 pints+ blotto at matches - I'm more there to release aggrovation and stress by swearing,singing and shouting for my tribe than to calmly dispassionately intelligently analyse and observe the subtleties,intricacies and tactics of the people's game that I tend to have no idea what I've just watched - even the score occasionally! -
until I've phoned my brother in America,watched highlights when available or read your superb extended peerless match reports - that although I love to write, I think I'd make a crap match reporter.

Might send in some impressions late Saturday night,all the same.

Antti Heinola, he of the excellent kneejerk post-match reactions,would make a good reporter too if he was going
[Post edited 29 Jan 2015 3:40]

'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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Stoke match reporter needed on 07:07 - Jan 29 with 1900 viewsDWQPR

Clive, after careful consultation with my lawyers, close relatives and business partners I will be happy to put my name forward. The offer of a beer and a ticket is not necessary. However, the report must be allowed to include the words 'Fer' and 'shite' in the same sentence whenever necessary without any editorial adjustments.

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Stoke match reporter needed on 08:54 - Jan 29 with 1843 viewsPinnerPaul

Stoke match reporter needed on 20:09 - Jan 28 by Northernr

Flying back in from Washington DC. Here at the moment with work.


Top excuse!


What time do you land - will the match be over when you can get a score update?
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Stoke match reporter needed on 11:59 - Jan 29 with 1756 viewsMichael_Hunt

Stoke match reporter needed on 20:09 - Jan 28 by Northernr

Flying back in from Washington DC. Here at the moment with work.


Pathetic excuse! Call yourself a supporter, Pah!
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Stoke match reporter needed on 16:08 - Jan 29 with 1602 viewsngbqpr

DW - if it's up to the standard of your post re THAT Man City game on dotorg, I look forward to it!

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Stoke match reporter needed on 18:25 - Jan 29 with 1536 viewsDWQPR

Stoke match reporter needed on 16:08 - Jan 29 by ngbqpr

DW - if it's up to the standard of your post re THAT Man City game on dotorg, I look forward to it!


Must admit I was still on a bit of an adrenalin rush from that one and that was a couple of days after!

For posterity this is the report I think you refer to

http://qprdot.org/viewtopic.php?t=61905&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

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Stoke match reporter needed on 13:25 - Jan 30 with 1184 viewsPommyhoop

Stoke match reporter needed on 18:25 - Jan 29 by DWQPR

Must admit I was still on a bit of an adrenalin rush from that one and that was a couple of days after!

For posterity this is the report I think you refer to

http://qprdot.org/viewtopic.php?t=61905&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0


Brilliant report DW.
But you know what would've made it Absolutely Blinding? If you had slipped this little gem of a sentence in your description of Jamie Mackie's goal
..''Mackie launched himself full length, flying through the air with his arms flapping like some ungainly, tattooed goose. '' ...

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/55039027.jpg
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Stoke match reporter needed on 14:10 - Jan 30 with 1161 viewsNorthernr

I've sorted it lads I think, thanks for all the offers.
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