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Anybody fancy doing the match report at Stoke on Saturday? We'll pay for the match ticket and a beer. loftforwords@yahoo.co.uk or @loftforwords on the Twitter, let me know.
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Stoke match reporter needed on 07:14 - Jan 28 with 2796 views
Stoke match reporter needed on 20:09 - Jan 28 by Northernr
Flying back in from Washington DC. Here at the moment with work.
Clive,can't you PM Tracy Stent(?) to do one - a few years back she did excellent ones for this messageboard. Or doesn't she go anymore? I suspect so. What about Lewis Jones? He's been an able stand-in replacement when you've missed the odd away game before.
'Cos I tend to get so 7 pints+ blotto at matches - I'm more there to release aggrovation and stress by swearing,singing and shouting for my tribe than to calmly dispassionately intelligently analyse and observe the subtleties,intricacies and tactics of the people's game that I tend to have no idea what I've just watched - even the score occasionally! - until I've phoned my brother in America,watched highlights when available or read your superb extended peerless match reports - that although I love to write, I think I'd make a crap match reporter.
Might send in some impressions late Saturday night,all the same.
Antti Heinola, he of the excellent kneejerk post-match reactions,would make a good reporter too if he was going
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'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please.
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Stoke match reporter needed on 07:07 - Jan 29 with 1901 views
Clive, after careful consultation with my lawyers, close relatives and business partners I will be happy to put my name forward. The offer of a beer and a ticket is not necessary. However, the report must be allowed to include the words 'Fer' and 'shite' in the same sentence whenever necessary without any editorial adjustments.
Brilliant report DW. But you know what would've made it Absolutely Blinding? If you had slipped this little gem of a sentence in your description of Jamie Mackie's goal ..''Mackie launched himself full length, flying through the air with his arms flapping like some ungainly, tattooed goose. '' ...