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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu 13:20 - Jan 28 with 1264 viewsBrianMcCarthy

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/28/santiago-bernabeu-abu-dhabi-bern

This is fuggin' great. They've moved Abu Dhabi to Madrid. or Madrid to Abu Dhabi. or something. Anyway, it's fuggin' excellent. It's like Star Trek Transporter for stadia.

Can we not just name our ground the Old Oak New Queens Park Loftus Road, and stay where we are? Pleeeease....?


"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 13:54 - Jan 28 with 1211 viewsMytch_QPR

Loftus Rd already comes equipped with fantastic technology - you are immediately transported back 25 years in time (and that's why we love it).

Maybe in the future fans will stay at home with special 3D glasses and watch Rangers play in a 'virtual' stadium. To make it more realistic, all of the neighbours could queue in the hall to use the loo (so you miss the start of the second half) and Mrs Mytch could provide a dubious pie with a superheated filling that drips down your chin and lands on your lap.

"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 15:03 - Jan 28 with 1168 viewsCliff

The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 13:54 - Jan 28 by Mytch_QPR

Loftus Rd already comes equipped with fantastic technology - you are immediately transported back 25 years in time (and that's why we love it).

Maybe in the future fans will stay at home with special 3D glasses and watch Rangers play in a 'virtual' stadium. To make it more realistic, all of the neighbours could queue in the hall to use the loo (so you miss the start of the second half) and Mrs Mytch could provide a dubious pie with a superheated filling that drips down your chin and lands on your lap.


Don't forget to have someone push the coffee table into your knees so you get that authentic cramped feel!
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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 17:00 - Jan 28 with 1118 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 13:54 - Jan 28 by Mytch_QPR

Loftus Rd already comes equipped with fantastic technology - you are immediately transported back 25 years in time (and that's why we love it).

Maybe in the future fans will stay at home with special 3D glasses and watch Rangers play in a 'virtual' stadium. To make it more realistic, all of the neighbours could queue in the hall to use the loo (so you miss the start of the second half) and Mrs Mytch could provide a dubious pie with a superheated filling that drips down your chin and lands on your lap.


Your next-door neighbour could nip across to support the oppo.

"In your across-the-road slums,
you look in the dustbin.."

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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 17:29 - Jan 28 with 1081 viewsbosh67

Abu Dhabi Bernebeu

I keep hearing that in Scooby voice...


Never knowingly right.
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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 07:14 - Jan 29 with 950 viewsKonk

Modern football just keeps on getting better.

My personal stadium naming rights dream is to one day find myself watching games at the Chicken Cottage Craven Cottage. I can’t think of a better tie-up than that. I’d even swap our current abortion of a badge for the Chicken Cottage logo, and give away shoe boxes full of bad chicken and buckets of pop to all the Junior whites.

This mob below are my current favourite shirt sponsors — sounds like some sort of young adult fantasy novel aimed at 14 year old computer programmers:


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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 09:42 - Jan 29 with 889 viewsSpiritofGregory

The wealthy just love selling off European land, culture and heritage.
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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 12:34 - Jan 29 with 853 views18StoneOfHoop

The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 09:42 - Jan 29 by SpiritofGregory

The wealthy just love selling off European land, culture and heritage.


Jolly amusing thread and then suddenly we are joined by the chilling clunky spooky, humourfree as ever, MeanSpiritOfFarageAndGriffin enter stage right..


'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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The Abu Dhabi Bernebeu on 13:19 - Jan 29 with 821 viewsTacticalR

There is evidently a section of Thatcherites who are trying to distance themselves from the effects of the market. Hence their new-found enthusiasm for the loveable working classes, and great consternation at the sordid commercialism of our times.

Which is not to say that I don't enjoy the firm smack of SoG's posts.

Air hostess clique

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