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I got my knickers in a twist about something, then as a result of that I pi55ed my pants, which caused me untold rage; I then sh4t myself which made me even more angry. I have never been so annoyed. I'm waddling around with twisted knickers covered in pizz and shid. AAARRRGH
Apparently a few people have got a little bit aerated about the back of the new shirt (just heard through the grape vine) - so I suppose you could always use some of this new kit to wipe up the mess?
I'm surprised you're wearing knickers in this heat - better off with a G-string under your linen mini-skirt.
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"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.