| Need a decision here 16:39 - Jul 30 with 4147 views | Dorse |
After going to the park with the kids today, I have come to the conclusion that good-looking ladies are solar powered. Which brings me to my query:
Is it 'MILFs' or 'Milves'?
And what is the collective noun for a gathering thereof?
I think it is a clunge of Milves. |  |
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| Need a decision here on 16:42 - Jul 30 with 3036 views | DannyPaddox |
In Ireland the correct term is milufs. |  | | |
| Need a decision here on 16:44 - Jul 30 with 3027 views | simmo |
It's MILFs as it's an acronym. A collective noun would be a gaggle, or if you're in the north of the country, a hen-do. |  |
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| Need a decision here on 16:46 - Jul 30 with 3003 views | Stanisgod |
Would it not be a gobble of milfs   |  |
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| Need a decision here on 16:56 - Jul 30 with 2955 views | Dorse |
| Need a decision here on 16:44 - Jul 30 by simmo |
It's MILFs as it's an acronym. A collective noun would be a gaggle, or if you're in the north of the country, a hen-do. |
Surely a hen-do implies a 'slaggle'? | |
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| Need a decision here on 17:35 - Jul 30 with 2845 views | FredManRave |
| Need a decision here on 16:56 - Jul 30 by Dorse |
Surely a hen-do implies a 'slaggle'? |
Or a gobble. |  |
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| Need a decision here on 17:59 - Jul 30 with 2776 views | terryb |
I think the correct answer is "unobtainable"! |  | | |
| Need a decision here on 18:01 - Jul 30 with 2769 views | BklynRanger |
It's 'A clam of MILFs' if I remember correctly. |  | | |
| Need a decision here on 18:03 - Jul 30 with 2753 views | dannyblue |
A clusterfúck |  | | |
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| Need a decision here on 18:09 - Jul 30 with 2737 views | SimonJames |
Knowing my luck it's a "frustration of MILFs". [Post edited 30 Jul 2015 18:10]
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| Need a decision here on 18:28 - Jul 30 with 2691 views | BklynRanger |
| Need a decision here on 18:01 - Jul 30 by BklynRanger |
It's 'A clam of MILFs' if I remember correctly. |
I wrote this at 18.01 BST and at 18.24 BST I received an invitation via email to join an intriguing organisation called 'Lovely MILFs' specializing in 'lonely but very pretty ladies'.
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| Need a decision here on 18:28 - Jul 30 with 2686 views | Discodroids |
a' clan' of chlamydia(more often seen grazing in brentwood)
a' murder' of minge. (can be found, in season, looking to mate outside kebab shops in any given town , village or hamlet)
a 'troop'of tw.at (normlly ravaging root cops of white lightning and haribo in 'londis')
a 'herd ' of hymen (extinct in brentwood since 1967 )
a' litter ' of labia ( stalking its prey komodo dragon style on the southend savannah
a 'bevy' of braxton hicks (heavily pregnant females, at the end of the 3rd trimester on the piss and smoking 40 bensons. her previous cubs have been taken in by another pride or eaten by the alpha male, dagenham dave of the bakers arms. ) [Post edited 30 Jul 2015 18:33]
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| Need a decision here on 18:37 - Jul 30 with 2652 views | Stanisgod |
| Need a decision here on 17:35 - Jul 30 by FredManRave |
Or a gobble. |
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| Need a decision here on 20:17 - Jul 30 with 2456 views | FredManRave |
| Need a decision here on 18:37 - Jul 30 by Stanisgod |
See two posts above |
Nothing wrong with double gobble. | |
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| Need a decision here on 20:19 - Jul 30 with 2450 views | johncharles |
| Need a decision here on 19:58 - Jul 30 by BklynRanger |
That's a picture of a MILF! |
I can only say you've brought it all on yourself. Naughty boy |  |
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| Need a decision here on 20:39 - Jul 30 with 2412 views | Stanisgod |
| Need a decision here on 20:17 - Jul 30 by FredManRave |
Nothing wrong with double gobble. |
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| Need a decision here on 11:06 - Jul 31 with 2079 views | Discodroids |
| Need a decision here on 16:56 - Jul 30 by Dorse |
Surely a hen-do implies a 'slaggle'? |
great great work dorse. | |
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| Need a decision here on 12:45 - Jul 31 with 2021 views | nix |
| Need a decision here on 18:28 - Jul 30 by Discodroids |
a' clan' of chlamydia(more often seen grazing in brentwood)
a' murder' of minge. (can be found, in season, looking to mate outside kebab shops in any given town , village or hamlet)
a 'troop'of tw.at (normlly ravaging root cops of white lightning and haribo in 'londis')
a 'herd ' of hymen (extinct in brentwood since 1967 )
a' litter ' of labia ( stalking its prey komodo dragon style on the southend savannah
a 'bevy' of braxton hicks (heavily pregnant females, at the end of the 3rd trimester on the piss and smoking 40 bensons. her previous cubs have been taken in by another pride or eaten by the alpha male, dagenham dave of the bakers arms. ) [Post edited 30 Jul 2015 18:33]
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Disco
I really think u can be pretty funny in a bitter twisted kinda way but really does saying a load of words about the female genitalia really pass for humour among adult males these days. Beef curtains was a particular non-favourite,
I know I'm setting myself up for comments about being ugly (maybe), lesbian (deffo not but don't mind being called it as not an insult even though used as one), humourless(I don't think so as love a lot of banter on here especially anything by Clive), feminist (yes if it means being treated as equals, no if it means manhater or agreeing with anything Germaine Greer might say), know nothing about football so why am I on this site ( been going to QPR for over 20 years - was there 3 days before giving birth, in Division 1 etc, althoug wouldn't say I could manage a team, talk tactics etc but love the club)
Putting my tin hat on |  | | |
| Need a decision here on 13:36 - Jul 31 with 1968 views | Dorse |
| Need a decision here on 12:45 - Jul 31 by nix |
Disco
I really think u can be pretty funny in a bitter twisted kinda way but really does saying a load of words about the female genitalia really pass for humour among adult males these days. Beef curtains was a particular non-favourite,
I know I'm setting myself up for comments about being ugly (maybe), lesbian (deffo not but don't mind being called it as not an insult even though used as one), humourless(I don't think so as love a lot of banter on here especially anything by Clive), feminist (yes if it means being treated as equals, no if it means manhater or agreeing with anything Germaine Greer might say), know nothing about football so why am I on this site ( been going to QPR for over 20 years - was there 3 days before giving birth, in Division 1 etc, althoug wouldn't say I could manage a team, talk tactics etc but love the club)
Putting my tin hat on |
Wait a minute. You're a woman, you say...?
I know, I know. I'm banned.
Genuinely though, didn't want to cause a ruck.  | |
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| Need a decision here on 13:56 - Jul 31 with 1922 views | SimonJames |
| Need a decision here on 12:45 - Jul 31 by nix |
Disco
I really think u can be pretty funny in a bitter twisted kinda way but really does saying a load of words about the female genitalia really pass for humour among adult males these days. Beef curtains was a particular non-favourite,
I know I'm setting myself up for comments about being ugly (maybe), lesbian (deffo not but don't mind being called it as not an insult even though used as one), humourless(I don't think so as love a lot of banter on here especially anything by Clive), feminist (yes if it means being treated as equals, no if it means manhater or agreeing with anything Germaine Greer might say), know nothing about football so why am I on this site ( been going to QPR for over 20 years - was there 3 days before giving birth, in Division 1 etc, althoug wouldn't say I could manage a team, talk tactics etc but love the club)
Putting my tin hat on |
A nicely reasoned argument.
You might want some of these to finish the job: 
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| Need a decision here on 14:15 - Jul 31 with 1899 views | BklynRanger |
A WOMAN!
(a woman - there's a woman up there, with a vagina and everything) | | | |
| Need a decision here on 14:19 - Jul 31 with 1889 views | isawqpratwcity |
"...but really does saying a load of words about the female genitalia really pass for humour among adult males these days."
Sometimes, yes.
Its a blokey site. I'm ok with that. |  |
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| Need a decision here on 14:42 - Jul 31 with 1870 views | Discodroids |
| Need a decision here on 12:45 - Jul 31 by nix |
Disco
I really think u can be pretty funny in a bitter twisted kinda way but really does saying a load of words about the female genitalia really pass for humour among adult males these days. Beef curtains was a particular non-favourite,
I know I'm setting myself up for comments about being ugly (maybe), lesbian (deffo not but don't mind being called it as not an insult even though used as one), humourless(I don't think so as love a lot of banter on here especially anything by Clive), feminist (yes if it means being treated as equals, no if it means manhater or agreeing with anything Germaine Greer might say), know nothing about football so why am I on this site ( been going to QPR for over 20 years - was there 3 days before giving birth, in Division 1 etc, althoug wouldn't say I could manage a team, talk tactics etc but love the club)
Putting my tin hat on |
hello nix, you saucy young trollop
i dont know if it passes for humour but it made me laugh like as fackin drain for about 2 seconds which, if you'll appreciate my candor, is all i care about.
i only put the edited stuff on here.. you should see my FGM one.
Jo !!, fetch me my billowy white shirt , Quill and opium , i must post on LFW..
at the very least , we seem to have a contender for the LGBT QPR supporters group chairman Championed by the danny dichio podcast.
as were being frank and open , im middle aged , hetro , a ray winstone look a like with a 6 and a half inch penis when augmented by visual stimuli, i.e.. john cravens newsround, the great british bake off, world in action etc etc. | |
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| Need a decision here on 15:47 - Jul 31 with 1798 views | Dorse |
| Need a decision here on 14:42 - Jul 31 by Discodroids |
hello nix, you saucy young trollop
i dont know if it passes for humour but it made me laugh like as fackin drain for about 2 seconds which, if you'll appreciate my candor, is all i care about.
i only put the edited stuff on here.. you should see my FGM one.
Jo !!, fetch me my billowy white shirt , Quill and opium , i must post on LFW..
at the very least , we seem to have a contender for the LGBT QPR supporters group chairman Championed by the danny dichio podcast.
as were being frank and open , im middle aged , hetro , a ray winstone look a like with a 6 and a half inch penis when augmented by visual stimuli, i.e.. john cravens newsround, the great british bake off, world in action etc etc. |
We could redress the balance by making repeated references to unspecified quantities of penii?
For example, an orchestra of skin flutes / pink oboes / beef bassoons / purple-headed, throbbing veiny flugelhorns? | |
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