| 25th September - The Return 20:26 - Sep 2 with 1617 views | Dorse |
The ceremonial barge, gilded and rowed by 200 eunuchs will draw alongside Putney steps where her veiled countenance will haughtily regard the prostrate greeting committee of civic dignitaries. At the most auspicious moment, the High Priest of Amun will slit the throats of the prisoners and throw them into the Thames for Sobek to devour. Then, and only then, will Her Highness descend from the barge, clad in the vulture headdress, carrying the crook and flail and girdled in gold.
She will then process through the city, accompanied by an honour guard of chariots and ululating women wearing horsehair wigs before taking up her seat in the Ellerslie Road stand. She will accept the devotion of the crowd, none shall be permitted to look at her face directly, before performing proskynesis to the sun as is her place as Isis on earth.
The game will be played in her presence, at her pleasure. She is the daughter and embodiment of the goddess on earth: the Spirit of Gre Ga Re.
"Ramses, you displease me" [Post edited 2 Sep 2015 20:28]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| 25th September - The Return on 21:09 - Sep 2 with 1500 views | DannyPaddox |
We beat those Ramses I tells ya. And we only needed ten men! |  | | |
| 25th September - The Return on 22:52 - Sep 2 with 1377 views | CiderwithRsie |
I think you'll find that's pretty much what happens every time Konk nips out for a brown ale. |  | | |
| 25th September - The Return on 08:08 - Sep 3 with 1181 views | Dorse |
| 25th September - The Return on 22:52 - Sep 2 by CiderwithRsie |
I think you'll find that's pretty much what happens every time Konk nips out for a brown ale. |
I picture Konk as more of a toga / nylon Paisley Y-fonts sort of a guy. Sipping bathtub gin and languidly turning his thumb down to the quivering Fulham bench from his balcony. | |
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| 25th September - The Return on 09:12 - Sep 3 with 1111 views | Konk |
I tend to take a more Papal approach to matchdays — dressing in my lucky Fulham cassock and zucchetto.
Here’s a snap of me being escorted through the streets of Hamburg on the way to the Europa League cup final:
Greeting a steward on my way up to the Cottage balcony:
Me accepting the adoration of the faithful from the Cottage balcony following our draw against Huddersfield (is there a more impressive ground in the country?).
Despite being God’s representative on Earth, I remain a very humble bloke and can often be found mixing with the plebs at away games. |  |
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| 25th September - The Return on 15:59 - Sep 3 with 980 views | hopphoops |
Does she work for Goldrange? |  |
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