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Fulham - trouble in store 07:30 - Sep 25 with 17215 viewsDorse



The Fulham Young Gentlemen's Society for the Promotion of Fisticuffs and Hullabaloo (established 1856) has joined forces with their youth firm The Cottage Casuals. Last season, four opposition fans were hospitalised after having Lobster bisque thrown in their faces. And several were injured when fans had their butlers throw stale canapés.

Be careful out there.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 15:06 - Sep 25 with 4097 viewsGloucs_R

Just been told that Fulhams top boy is ready and waiting



and that the rest of their firm are fully tooled up...


Poll: Warburton, What's next?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 15:14 - Sep 25 with 4075 viewsjohncharles

Fulham - trouble in store on 14:41 - Sep 25 by westberksr



the Fulham WAGS were excitedly making their way to the ground after a spiffingly scrumptious afternoon tea


One wonders if one should get them out for the lads ?

Strong and stable my arse.

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Fulham - trouble in store on 15:44 - Sep 25 with 4024 viewsheadhoops

Fulham - trouble in store on 14:52 - Sep 25 by Konk

Don't worry mate, the club are on top of things. Plastic cutlery and beakers in the Directors box tonight. The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet and the cut glass crystal's been boxed up and stored in a stockroom. We lost fourteen door handles and a half the lead off the Johnny Haynes stand last time your lot visited.


'The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet'

plenty of room in that trophy cabinet eh Konk?


Poll: Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 15:47 - Sep 25 with 4017 viewsKonk

Fulham - trouble in store on 15:44 - Sep 25 by headhoops

'The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet'

plenty of room in that trophy cabinet eh Konk?



Ahem...


Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Fulham - trouble in store on 15:57 - Sep 25 with 3985 viewsDevonWhite

Fulham - trouble in store on 15:47 - Sep 25 by Konk

Ahem...



Can't believe you've not mentioned being Auto Windscreen Southern-Area semi-finalists in 1994. Officially listed in the Fulham honours in the match day programme at one point. Massive.
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Fulham - trouble in store on 16:01 - Sep 25 with 3977 viewsthemodfather

it's already going off large down there...tops are coming off the pimm's and the corks are flying everywhere....be careful,be very careful.
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Fulham - trouble in store on 16:18 - Sep 25 with 3943 viewsMytch_QPR

Less than 4 hours to kick-off and now it's starting to get a bit personal.

With Konk being a ringleader in the Hammersmith End (sponsored by Tanqueray Gin), its the banners that worry me. The 'Mark Hughes Lacks Ambition' banner caused no end of psychological damage to manager and team and I suspect Konk may have been the mastermind behind this.

I fear a direct attack on our manager again: "Chris Ramsey Lacks Hair / Tactical Nous / The Full Backing Of The Board Of Directors" - or something like that.

"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
Poll: Next temporary manager (the wheel of misfortune) - as requested by 18 Stone

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Fulham - trouble in store on 16:57 - Sep 25 with 3889 viewsjohncharles

The Golden Gloves has sold out of Bollinger
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Strong and stable my arse.

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Fulham - trouble in store on 16:57 - Sep 25 with 3889 viewsDorse



'Oh West London,
Is wonderful (so wonderful)
Oh West London
Is wonderful (a place of wonder)
It's full of Pimms, foie gras and
Artisan bakers (for soda bread)
Oh West London is wonderful!'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 17:01 - Sep 25 with 3873 viewsHunterhoop

Great thread! Well done, Dorse! Although I can't help but feeling you haven't had the most productive of afternoons...
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Fulham - trouble in store on 17:17 - Sep 25 with 3853 viewsKonk

I'm sorry to report that there was a woman in a Rangers shirt sat opposite me, picking her nose on my way across to Hammersmith. She tried to pass it off as a scratch, but was blatantly having a root around. It was terrible. You don't get that sort of thing down the Cottage.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Fulham - trouble in store on 17:28 - Sep 25 with 3835 viewsFredManRave

Fulham - trouble in store on 17:17 - Sep 25 by Konk

I'm sorry to report that there was a woman in a Rangers shirt sat opposite me, picking her nose on my way across to Hammersmith. She tried to pass it off as a scratch, but was blatantly having a root around. It was terrible. You don't get that sort of thing down the Cottage.


Are you sure she wasn't giving you the finger, Konk?!

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 17:57 - Sep 25 with 3789 viewsterryb

Fulham - trouble in store on 17:01 - Sep 25 by Hunterhoop

Great thread! Well done, Dorse! Although I can't help but feeling you haven't had the most productive of afternoons...


Dorse producing this thread was far more productive than anything I've done at work today!

Even the lunchtime beer tasted orf!

One of the funniest threads I can recall.

Thank you Dorse & konk.
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Fulham - trouble in store (n/t) on 18:09 - Sep 25 with 3763 viewsjohncharles

Fulham - trouble in store on 17:17 - Sep 25 by Konk

I'm sorry to report that there was a woman in a Rangers shirt sat opposite me, picking her nose on my way across to Hammersmith. She tried to pass it off as a scratch, but was blatantly having a root around. It was terrible. You don't get that sort of thing down the Cottage.


She was picking a winner - THE winner.
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Strong and stable my arse.

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Fulham - trouble in store (n/t) on 18:33 - Sep 25 with 3733 viewsDorse

Fulham - trouble in store (n/t) on 18:09 - Sep 25 by johncharles

She was picking a winner - THE winner.
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She can't be... Toxteth O'Grady, can she?

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 21:38 - Sep 25 with 3516 viewsDorse

Well, that result has ruined an otherwise damned fine thread.

Good on yer, Konk.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 07:57 - Feb 12 with 3230 viewsDorse

Had such a laugh at this one - thought it needed a second airing.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:05 - Feb 12 with 3225 viewslondonscottish

Fulham - trouble in store on 07:57 - Feb 12 by Dorse

Had such a laugh at this one - thought it needed a second airing.


I say my fellow, are you looking at one? Are you?


Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 12:47 - Feb 12 with 3014 viewsthemodfather

loved the harry enfield clip, they did a similar one about L is for lice....remember there's an "L" in fulham, fulham have lice!
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Fulham - trouble in store on 12:56 - Feb 12 with 2989 views1BobbyHazell

Having only been able to secure tickets in the home end in a place the locals call 'R block', it was perhaps a little optimistically that Rupert, Miles and Jezza thought that their 'no topper, no cane' sartorial rule would assure assimilation success.

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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:01 - Feb 12 with 2980 viewslondonscottish

Sounds like their firm is planning to turn up at the Bok



But be careful - they'll probably be dressed in their casual gear to try to blend in


Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:23 - Feb 12 with 2909 viewsjamois

Fulham - trouble in store on 07:57 - Feb 12 by Dorse

Had such a laugh at this one - thought it needed a second airing.


Aye well done Dorse,top work, has got me chuckling.



Ah, there comes your boy Dembele with the hot cocoa. Now where's the bloody ball gone?

Poll: What's our back 4 for Wembley?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:56 - Feb 12 with 2850 viewsDorse



Notices:
Fulham Association Football Club is proud to introduce Giles, Binky, Miles (seated), Monty and Tim 'Fcukbadger' Ring-Binder, who will be making their debut at Lofthouse Park Road this Saturday at 3PM. Well wishers may be received afterward at the Debutants' Ball, to be held in The Hoorah Club (Black Tie).

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 14:10 - Feb 12 with 2821 viewspaulparker



Fulhams ICC , (Inter Cotswalds Crew) plot up early on QPR's manor ,

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Fulham - trouble in store on 15:21 - Feb 12 with 2728 viewsKonk

Taken from the Rangers’ site: http://www.qpr.co.uk/documents/c-club-matchday-package-15.1664-2873668.pdf

The C Club
The jewel in QPR’s crown, the C Club combines all the prestige of a workhouse canteen with the excitement and passion that only football can deliver. Whether for business or pleasure, the C Club canteen is perfect for those seeking the ultimate non-exclusive QPR Proletarian match day experience. With the cheapest seats in the world, a personalised service and food scavenged from the bins round the back of Asda, you will find the C Club offers a working class experience for all QPR supporters, whether you're an Accountant in Pinner or a Currency Trader in Notting Hill.
Included:
- Cramped, wooden bench seating in the bowels of the stadium
- Four course subsistence dining — stale white bread, stale brown bread, a doughnut and a banana that's on the turn (subject to availability)
- VIP Priority boarding bus stop access
- Half time refreshments of Tizer and McCain's oven pizza
All fixtures - £4.95*



Please welcome official matchday mascot, Jack Acton from Holland Park. When he’s not sweeping chimneys, impoverished Jack attends Latymer school and enjoys rolling an old car tyre round in the street outside the £1.5m townhouse he shares with Mum, Dad and brother Henry. We hope that Jack can put the grinding misery of his daily life behind him and enjoy the opportunity to run round on some grass out in the fresh air. #wertogether

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Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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