| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread 15:06 - Nov 29 with 7764 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
If you like to put cucumbers up your bum, comment absolutely anything below! : ) [Post edited 30 Nov 2015 7:55]
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| No subject on 15:10 - Nov 29 with 4489 views | Clive_Anderson |
Absolute drivel. |  | | |
| No subject on 15:21 - Nov 29 with 4455 views | FredManRave |
Finally. Bazza's got nothing to say for himself!
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| No subject on 15:26 - Nov 29 with 4449 views | PlanetHonneywood |
I think Barry has not so much hit the nail on the head, but put the wardrobe up with one hit.
There can be no doubt when you read and consider his analysis, that there is a causal link between QPR losing games because the opposition score more than us, and the resulting meltdown and misery among QPR fans.
Its so obvious, that we should all be hugely embarrassed that none of us figured this out before now.
From now on, and let there be no doubt about this, we must try and outscore our opponents if we want a happier Rfosi.
Brilliant and I doth Sir and if anyone has the opportunity to persuade those who govern us, then if he is not recognised in the New Year's honours list, then its an absolute travesty. |  |
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| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 with 4395 views | Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
wonderful. |  |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| No subject on 17:35 - Nov 29 with 4308 views | peejaybee |
I totally agree with what he has not got to say on the subject, whatever it is. |  |
| If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home. |
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| No subject on 18:14 - Nov 29 with 4242 views | Dorse |
I think Bazza's point is well made. However, his choice of language is questionable. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| No subject on 18:20 - Nov 29 with 4217 views | Lblock |
I concur |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| No subject on 18:47 - Nov 29 with 4192 views | johncharles |
| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 by Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
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Yeah but it's nothing on Loftus road in the rain. |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| No subject on 18:51 - Nov 29 with 4182 views | DWQPR |
| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 by Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
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You too Disco! Strange. | |
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| No subject on 19:08 - Nov 29 with 4137 views | SimonJames |
Yes, keep shtum... careless talk costs lives. |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| No subject on 19:20 - Nov 29 with 4096 views | TheBlob |
He's lost it this time,and I don't think he's coming back.
So sad,but at least he's not a danger to the public. |  |
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| No subject on 19:24 - Nov 29 with 4088 views | FredManRave |
| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 by Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
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That's weird. I had the same dream. Except it was Stevie Wicks and his moobs.
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| No subject on 21:01 - Nov 29 with 4016 views | Deano19766 |
A top post, but a bit disappointed with the punctuation. The yoot of today eh | | | |
| No subject on 22:15 - Nov 29 with 3926 views | BerkoRanger |
Bazzain OUT. | | | |
| No subject on 03:28 - Nov 30 with 3799 views | FDC |
One of my all-time favorite jokes - except the way I used to tell it is with the vicar getting prodded by a bratwurst, not the barmaid. |  | | |
| No subject (n/t) on 03:58 - Nov 30 with 3790 views | isawqpratwcity |
[Post edited 30 Nov 2015 4:01]
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| No subject (n/t) (n/t) on 04:40 - Nov 30 with 3758 views | FDC |
[Post edited 30 Nov 2015 4:40]
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 10:20 - Nov 30 with 3601 views | WokingR |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 10:31 - Nov 30 with 3550 views | hopphoops |
I prefer the trio of mini pineapples, one up one down one shine as it were. |  |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:16 - Nov 30 with 3426 views | paulparker |
I had a mate who went out with a Bird who was quite handy with a cucumber
the funny thing was when she was "finished" with it she would cut it up and put it in his cheese rolls |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:21 - Nov 30 with 3412 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:16 - Nov 30 by paulparker |
I had a mate who went out with a Bird who was quite handy with a cucumber
the funny thing was when she was "finished" with it she would cut it up and put it in his cheese rolls |
HAHA this made me chuckle. [Post edited 30 Nov 2015 12:21]
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:39 - Nov 30 with 3375 views | DaBurgh |
| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:21 - Nov 30 by BazzaInTheLoft |
HAHA this made me chuckle. [Post edited 30 Nov 2015 12:21]
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Indeed, It's always tomato with cheese in a roll... |  | | |
| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 13:30 - Nov 30 with 3288 views | SimonJames |
Doh! I can't believe I fell for the veg-up-the-arse-confession trick... again. | |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 17:34 - Nov 30 with 3132 views | Clive_Anderson |
Can we use the existing cucumber up the bum thread please?
Don't want five threads on it cluttering up the front page. | | | |
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