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People Who Might Smell 15:07 - Apr 29 with 13577 viewsDorse

After Brian mentioned Time Team on another thread, it got me thinking: there are certain people on TV etc who look like they might smell. For example, Phil off Time Team.



I would also add Ricky Tomlinson to the list.

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People Who Might Smell on 15:09 - Apr 29 with 7563 viewsMonahoop

Piers Morgan for starters followed by Jeremy Corbyn.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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People Who Might Smell on 15:09 - Apr 29 with 7561 viewsMetallica_Hoop

But of Lavender and gorse. (thats a G)


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People Who Might Smell on 15:10 - Apr 29 with 7554 viewsizlingtonhoop

I've always imagined that Myleene Klass smells wonderful...

Many years ago I went to see play written by and starring Mel Smith and Bob Goody - the Gambler. To begin with they went around the audience betting fivers on a coin flip, someone close to us took part, and whatever Cologne Mel was wearing was so heavenly as to be shocking! I'll never forget that olfactory sensation...
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People Who Might Smell on 15:13 - Apr 29 with 7544 viewspaulparker

Ken Livingston of hypocrisy

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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People Who Might Smell on 15:22 - Apr 29 with 7512 viewsDeepcutHoop

People Who Might Smell on 15:09 - Apr 29 by Metallica_Hoop

But of Lavender and gorse. (thats a G)



Back off, she's mine.

Grr...

I saw her first. On Time team coincidentally.

She is perfect. Brains and beauty, plus her TV programmes are always excellent, especially the spider one. And the one where she swam in lakes in the nip and that. Actually, mainly that one.
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People Who Might Smell on 15:33 - Apr 29 with 7503 viewsNorthernr

I always thought Alan Thompson (Bolton, Celtic) looked like he might be from smelly stock. Just one of those kids at school that ponged a bit.

Ross Barkley also.
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People Who Might Smell on 15:39 - Apr 29 with 7485 viewsbosh67

Yu Ho Pong


Never knowingly right.
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People Who Might Smell on 15:45 - Apr 29 with 7472 viewspaulparker

One smells like a deep fat fryer the other of fish & whippets p1ss


And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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People Who Might Smell on 15:47 - Apr 29 with 7462 viewsTheBlob


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People Who Might Smell on 16:01 - Apr 29 with 7419 viewsDiscodroids



a souson of an untreated, ulcerated yeast infection and Onken yoghurt , Ammonia, with layered overtones of Popcorn chicken and a hint of water left in a marmite jar for month.

and starchy Yams when she farts.
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People Who Might Smell on 16:10 - Apr 29 with 7396 viewsMrSheen

Smelly striking combo - John Hartson (over-chatty security guard you can't wait to get away from) and Craig Bellamy (sleeps in his car).
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People Who Might Smell on 16:12 - Apr 29 with 7390 viewsMetallica_Hoop

People Who Might Smell on 15:22 - Apr 29 by DeepcutHoop

Back off, she's mine.

Grr...

I saw her first. On Time team coincidentally.

She is perfect. Brains and beauty, plus her TV programmes are always excellent, especially the spider one. And the one where she swam in lakes in the nip and that. Actually, mainly that one.


Yeah me too.

That Pink and then bright red hair did it for me.

Wild swimming was awesome.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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People Who Might Smell on 16:13 - Apr 29 with 7388 viewsjohncharles

Clair Balding smells of wet horses and leather.

Strong and stable my arse.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:14 - Apr 29 with 7384 viewsjohncharles

Sue Perkins smells of carbolic soap and turpentine.

Strong and stable my arse.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:16 - Apr 29 with 7381 viewsjohncharles

David Cameron smells of pig's breath.

That story just won't go away will it Dave.

Strong and stable my arse.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:19 - Apr 29 with 7368 viewsTheBlob

People Who Might Smell on 16:14 - Apr 29 by johncharles

Sue Perkins smells of carbolic soap and turpentine.


And rancid cake.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:20 - Apr 29 with 7362 viewsSimonJames

[Puts on pompous, scholarly-looking cap...] People who might smell? Any one with a nose, since "smell" is a verb (or noun) rather than an adjective.


And so the anecdote goes: as Samuel Johnson paused to rest on a London park bench one hot summer's day, his profusely sweating bulk caused a young woman sitting next to him to accuse him of smelling. ''No, Madam,'' he replied. ''You smell, I stink.''

100% of people who drink water will die.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:26 - Apr 29 with 7347 viewsjohncharles

People Who Might Smell on 15:47 - Apr 29 by TheBlob



Weird but funny. What the Fk was that ?

Strong and stable my arse.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:26 - Apr 29 with 7346 viewsbosh67

People Who Might Smell on 15:47 - Apr 29 by TheBlob



Excellent!

Never knowingly right.
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People Who Might Smell on 16:29 - Apr 29 with 7337 viewsDeepcutHoop

People Who Might Smell on 16:12 - Apr 29 by Metallica_Hoop

Yeah me too.

That Pink and then bright red hair did it for me.

Wild swimming was awesome.


*sighs*

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People Who Might Smell on 16:30 - Apr 29 with 7334 viewsDeepcutHoop

People Who Might Smell on 16:14 - Apr 29 by johncharles

Sue Perkins smells of carbolic soap and turpentine.


I'm spotting a theme.....

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People Who Might Smell on 16:36 - Apr 29 with 7319 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Queen Mum, bless her. Bound to have missed the target a few times while lashed up on G&T.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:39 - Apr 29 with 7300 viewsDiscodroids



Napalm, but only in the mornings.

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People Who Might Smell on 16:46 - Apr 29 with 7276 viewsDiscodroids

People Who Might Smell on 15:13 - Apr 29 by paulparker

Ken Livingston of hypocrisy


given the last 24 hours he's had, and as a 'four by two' myself ..




'Jesus, the smell of that Zyklon B really catches the back of ones throat'
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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People Who Might Smell on 16:54 - Apr 29 with 7253 viewsWokingR

I reckon our very own Holloway carries a strange mix of old books and lesbian vag
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