| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. 08:36 - May 19 with 14469 views | Discodroids |
14 years old, My Old man East Ham Dave was away on' business' ( Whoring and drinking was an integral part of his electrical supply business ) so had a few lads from school over. Bought a bottle of Malibu and Harp Larger. One moment we were all watching aunt peg kop a portion from Dirk Diggler on the VHS , the next one of the chaps was honking all over the living room shagcarpet and argos nest of tables.
Tried to cover the stench of the puke by spraying some tabac aftershave on it - the carpet reeked of a mouldering yeast infection on a canning town single mother for months to come.
We all fell asleep and heard one of us being heinz beef broth all over himself. Concerned he would choke on his own vomit, we moved him from bed to bath so he wasnt horizontal. Stripped him naked since he'd been sick all over his clothes - he looked a bit like a broken Mr Burns from the Simpsons or the victim of an altitude experiment at Sobibor, or possibly Bobby sands come to think of it.
An ungainly sight, One which still haunts me to this day but nevertheless a legendary performance from the lad.Never touched Malibu after that.
was violently ill and shaking like Nicolas cage in leaving las vegas for a day or two afterwards, but felt like a well traveled man of all seasons once that passed.
reading that back it seems like a homo erotic Shane meadows film, but thats the way the cards fell.
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 08:59 - May 19 with 6512 views | simmo |
New Years Eve - can't rememeber the year but we were all about 14 too so must have been about 97/98ish. Me and my little group of mates from school went round to my pals house which he had for the night as he had to stay in and watch his younger siblings while his mum went out on the razzle.
We had no idea what we 'drank' so my mate Jamie suggested Southern Comfort and Famous Grouse as it's what his old man partook when at home. We looked younger than Middle Eastern lolita porn but the guys at the off licence in Essex Road were serving anyone not dressed as a policeman. We bought a big bottle of each and drank it in 'shots' from egg cups between 2 of us. We finished the bottle in about an hour and just started the Grouse when things changed. There was a period when I was having the greatest time of my life and everything was amazing, followed by an odd sensation where I'd turn my head left and right and my vision would be a second or two behind following the direction of my gaze. I thought it was incredible. Then came the sick. A LOT of sick. It probably started just before 10 and didn't cease until well after Auld Lang Syne.
A girl I really fancied at the time, Ashlie, called my mates house at 12 to speak to me and say happy new year, etc. My mate told me and in attempting to lift my head off the toilet bowl and say something to this goddess, I ended up throwing up on the receiver and the cord wrapped around me like bile covered rope. I don't know when it stopped but I woke up on the floor of his mums front room, with my mate Tom on the sofa who'd discovered he'd been sick in his sleep. He turned the soiled sofa cushion over and we left.
To this day, nearly 20 years later, even the smell of Southern Comfort set's me off. Can't go near the stuff. |  |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 09:09 - May 19 with 6495 views | paulparker |
Proper p1ssed I would have been about 14
xmas day is normally a day of great family joy and sharing, this particular Christmas was like something out of a mitchells family do on eastenders
the day had started quite normally until the old man pulled me aside and said that the old girl was leaving him , oh I said, quite nonchalantly, fcuk it he said im going down the pub and you are to , superb I thought so off we went, the old girl was doing her nut as my nan, granddad and uncles were coming over in an hour , anyway there we are and in no time at all we have necked 2 Fosters ( there is no greater feeling than the buzz of your second pint, you know there is no going back ) another 2 pints followed and my head is now all over the shop , im taking no notice of my old man telling me that all woman are nuts and that I shouldn't get married etc , have a fag the old man says, you sure dad I say, yeah fcuk it he goes , so I do , anyway in pops my uncle who has been sent to get us to tell us dinner is ready , have a pint the old man bellows , my uncle dually did , another 2 pints followed and im now 6 in and swaying home legs all over the show giggling to myself
I fall through the front door to my horrified nan and mum who are going mental my dinner is cold and im p1ssed , my nan strips me puts me to bed with a bucket next to me and im sick about 3 times all over the sheets and all over the floor , the dinner was all cold and my old man and the pleasure of my nan & mum calling him an arsehole through out the rest of the day as he had the heinous crime of getting there little soldier and my uncle p1ssed as farts
edit : a few weeks later my dad spent thousands on a holiday to Australia for him and my old girl to make amends & try and salvage the marriage , my nan and granddad were dispatched to look after us for a month but went home to there own home the weekends
the last weekend before my mum & dad got home I threw a party , a good night was had and the next day the house was littered with dope, bongs and empty beer cans
as I was leaving to get a can of coke to wake me up I accidentally locked myself out of the house, fcuk !!!! these were the days of no mobile phones and I couldn't back in
as I peered through the window all I could see was a a huge bong and several bags of grass , at that point my nan& granddad arrived home and had the shock of there lives
my granddad was threatening to have my balls cut off with my nan protesting that at least the boy had a good time , anyway my parents came home and were split up for good 2 days later |  |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 09:16 - May 19 with 6478 views | Discodroids |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 09:09 - May 19 by paulparker |
Proper p1ssed I would have been about 14
xmas day is normally a day of great family joy and sharing, this particular Christmas was like something out of a mitchells family do on eastenders
the day had started quite normally until the old man pulled me aside and said that the old girl was leaving him , oh I said, quite nonchalantly, fcuk it he said im going down the pub and you are to , superb I thought so off we went, the old girl was doing her nut as my nan, granddad and uncles were coming over in an hour , anyway there we are and in no time at all we have necked 2 Fosters ( there is no greater feeling than the buzz of your second pint, you know there is no going back ) another 2 pints followed and my head is now all over the shop , im taking no notice of my old man telling me that all woman are nuts and that I shouldn't get married etc , have a fag the old man says, you sure dad I say, yeah fcuk it he goes , so I do , anyway in pops my uncle who has been sent to get us to tell us dinner is ready , have a pint the old man bellows , my uncle dually did , another 2 pints followed and im now 6 in and swaying home legs all over the show giggling to myself
I fall through the front door to my horrified nan and mum who are going mental my dinner is cold and im p1ssed , my nan strips me puts me to bed with a bucket next to me and im sick about 3 times all over the sheets and all over the floor , the dinner was all cold and my old man and the pleasure of my nan & mum calling him an arsehole through out the rest of the day as he had the heinous crime of getting there little soldier and my uncle p1ssed as farts
edit : a few weeks later my dad spent thousands on a holiday to Australia for him and my old girl to make amends & try and salvage the marriage , my nan and granddad were dispatched to look after us for a month but went home to there own home the weekends
the last weekend before my mum & dad got home I threw a party , a good night was had and the next day the house was littered with dope, bongs and empty beer cans
as I was leaving to get a can of coke to wake me up I accidentally locked myself out of the house, fcuk !!!! these were the days of no mobile phones and I couldn't back in
as I peered through the window all I could see was a a huge bong and several bags of grass , at that point my nan& granddad arrived home and had the shock of there lives
my granddad was threatening to have my balls cut off with my nan protesting that at least the boy had a good time , anyway my parents came home and were split up for good 2 days later |
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I remember my dad taking me to see Georgie fame at the east ham granada when mum finally left him . He got steamboats and fell off the stage 'doing the dog',( a georgie fame dance style). Ive never felt so proud. | |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:03 - May 19 with 6419 views | BrianMcCarthy |
I was 25, nearly 26.
I had my first drink ten minutes after my confirmation. I was 11.
Well, that's not exactly true. I'd been drinking since I was five. I was so small and weak as a boy that my parents would give me the occasional bottle of Guinness with the dinner. "For the iron". Used to happen a lot back then. How Ireland's changed!
I was caught sneaking a drink in our hotel a couple of times; once when they caught me with my mouth under the Smithwicks tap and it in full flow, once when they found me hiding in the beer cellar with my Pannini album and a bottle of something or other on the go.
So by the time of my confirmation and the dreaded 'pledge' to remain off alcohol until the age of eighteen (or in my case to actually give it up), there was clearly an issue. Dad had a couple of chats with me. My Grandmother would like me to take the pledge. So would the Bishop. It was the right thing to do. I should do it.
He was half-hearted, I could tell. He couldn't give a crap about the Bishop. Or my Grandmother. Negotiations stalled.
On the day itself, we met outside afterwards. Had I taken the pledge? I sheepishly admitted that I hadn't. He told me to follow him.
We went across the road to Causkey's Bar where we strolled up to the counter. He ordered two pints of porter, put one beside me and offered a deal. I would be allowed have a pint (a real pint, a full pint, a man's pint, with men) but with conditions:-
1) If I listened while he showed me how to drink it (black stuff tastes good, white tastes $hite, don't mix the two, pick a spot above the harp, tuck your lip over lip of glass and sip, first two sips slow, never hold the glass between sips, you should drink only two pints in your first hour and no more than three per hour thereafter, the head should last to the bottom of the glass otherwise you're gulping it)
2) If I drank this pint I was not allowed to drink again 'til I was 15 (not 18!)
3) And then for a year I could only drink with him
4) When I was 16, I could with who i wanted but only what I could afford to, there would never be a loan for liquor
5) I was never to tell my Mother.
I took the deal of course and stuck to it. Years later, I found out that it was my Mother's idea (make him feel like a man, appeal to his honour, watch him drink for a year, make him drink at old man's pace). it was brilliant parenting, had me sussed.
The upside was that when I started to drink with my friends at 16, there was no mystery or taboo to it. I never felt like necking beer like my friends did. They fell around, drank shorts, vomited. I didn't feel like that, I drank more than them usually but at my own pace. Some nights I didn't bother at all and didn't feel like I had to explain. I was broke. That was life.
So, when I was about 25 I was on a session with my Dad. A nice, slow, daytime session. After a while, a long while, he asked me if I was okay, I told him that I felt odd, my tongue was big in my mouth. He laughed. 'You're drunk'. It had finally happened .
Wish I could go back. These days I drink more than I can handle. not often, but still too often. More and more I think of packing it in. I'm not sure it's doing me any favours anymore. |  |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:08 - May 19 with 6404 views | loftboy |
13 in Majorca, parents went to a show and as I had made friends with a 15 year old lad they left me some spending money to keep me in coke for the night, several san miguels later and I was gone!
Going slightly off topic I left school in 1983 aged 16 years and 1 month, started work the day after leaving and straight down the pub with my first pay packet, never got id'd and like hundreds of others at the time generally behaved ourselves in what was an adult environment, today kids cant drink underage (mostly) so take to drinking crappy cider etc in parks and generally behave like dicks. Any coincidence? |  |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:13 - May 19 with 6393 views | WilloW4 |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:03 - May 19 by BrianMcCarthy |
I was 25, nearly 26.
I had my first drink ten minutes after my confirmation. I was 11.
Well, that's not exactly true. I'd been drinking since I was five. I was so small and weak as a boy that my parents would give me the occasional bottle of Guinness with the dinner. "For the iron". Used to happen a lot back then. How Ireland's changed!
I was caught sneaking a drink in our hotel a couple of times; once when they caught me with my mouth under the Smithwicks tap and it in full flow, once when they found me hiding in the beer cellar with my Pannini album and a bottle of something or other on the go.
So by the time of my confirmation and the dreaded 'pledge' to remain off alcohol until the age of eighteen (or in my case to actually give it up), there was clearly an issue. Dad had a couple of chats with me. My Grandmother would like me to take the pledge. So would the Bishop. It was the right thing to do. I should do it.
He was half-hearted, I could tell. He couldn't give a crap about the Bishop. Or my Grandmother. Negotiations stalled.
On the day itself, we met outside afterwards. Had I taken the pledge? I sheepishly admitted that I hadn't. He told me to follow him.
We went across the road to Causkey's Bar where we strolled up to the counter. He ordered two pints of porter, put one beside me and offered a deal. I would be allowed have a pint (a real pint, a full pint, a man's pint, with men) but with conditions:-
1) If I listened while he showed me how to drink it (black stuff tastes good, white tastes $hite, don't mix the two, pick a spot above the harp, tuck your lip over lip of glass and sip, first two sips slow, never hold the glass between sips, you should drink only two pints in your first hour and no more than three per hour thereafter, the head should last to the bottom of the glass otherwise you're gulping it)
2) If I drank this pint I was not allowed to drink again 'til I was 15 (not 18!)
3) And then for a year I could only drink with him
4) When I was 16, I could with who i wanted but only what I could afford to, there would never be a loan for liquor
5) I was never to tell my Mother.
I took the deal of course and stuck to it. Years later, I found out that it was my Mother's idea (make him feel like a man, appeal to his honour, watch him drink for a year, make him drink at old man's pace). it was brilliant parenting, had me sussed.
The upside was that when I started to drink with my friends at 16, there was no mystery or taboo to it. I never felt like necking beer like my friends did. They fell around, drank shorts, vomited. I didn't feel like that, I drank more than them usually but at my own pace. Some nights I didn't bother at all and didn't feel like I had to explain. I was broke. That was life.
So, when I was about 25 I was on a session with my Dad. A nice, slow, daytime session. After a while, a long while, he asked me if I was okay, I told him that I felt odd, my tongue was big in my mouth. He laughed. 'You're drunk'. It had finally happened .
Wish I could go back. These days I drink more than I can handle. not often, but still too often. More and more I think of packing it in. I'm not sure it's doing me any favours anymore. |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:19 - May 19 with 6380 views | aston_hoop |
I was 13 and the youth football club I played for went over to Holland for a tournament. Basically a few age groups of kids from 13-16 and a group of Dads to look after them. We arrived that night and the plan was a buffet and party at the clubhouse to welcome us to Holland. Not long after, one of the older guys realised we could get served at the bar and it was a free bar. Cue absolute mayhem as a whole load of lads who'd never been drunk before were just falling about the place. The next day, we managed to lose handsomely in every game in the tournament and the goalkeeper in one of the older age groups got arrested for assault. I've never seen so much vomit on a football pitch. |  |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:34 - May 19 with 6351 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Christ, some tales of horror here!
Great thread, Disco.
PS Simmo's line about the offy "serving anyone not dressed as a policeman" is a dinger. | |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:35 - May 19 with 6348 views | MrSheen |
My grandparents came over from Ireland to stay with us when I was about 12, and we hosted a big family gathering. I had always been around drink at parties and weddings so I offered to do the bar. In between wielding the Party Seven, I sneaked in shots of Long John whiskey. About 9 my legs had gone and I was sent to bed. Five minutes later I was wrestling with the bedroom door handle, lost, and unloaded all over my school coat which was hanging off the door. And I had school the next day. |  | | |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:00 - May 19 with 6305 views | WilloW4 |
I can't remember the first time I was drunk, but I do recall my nephew who was 14/15 coming to stay the weekend with us. His dad was with him, my now ex brother-in-law, he was a Brentford supporting prat called Nigel,( nuff said), . Brentford were away and Nigel said could we all go to QPR that afternoon? No problem. I took my nephew to the bush ranger early, just the 2 of us, always liked the lad but he tells me he supports manc Utd ( he was born in Acton), taking this news badly I decide to shout him a few lagers and try to change his mind. I didn't. He tilted big time on the 3/4th pint, we got into the ground with his old man giving me earache. My nephew slept through 80 of the 90 mintues. A dull draw with charlton if I remember correctly. He never forgave me for getting his son drunk. Happy to say me and my nephew are good mates 30 years later. Nigel is still called Nigel, still supports Brentford and I'd imagine....still a prat. | | | |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:01 - May 19 with 6303 views | daveB |
I was about 9 and my Mum and Dad had gone to a New Years Eve Part in the Sun on Askew Road. I stayed at my Nan and grandads house drinking snowballs. My Grandad claimed it can't be bad for them as it has lemonade in it.
Neither me or my sister realised snowballs contained alcohol,we assumed it was exotic lemonade and drank about 5 of them before both throwing up and going to bed. We only found out about this about 15 years later when we went to see nan and grandad on Christmas day and asked for a drink, they gave me a snowball and I said can I have an alcoholic one and they fell about laughing before explaining it contained alcohol rather than just being colored lemonade. |  | | |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:11 - May 19 with 6279 views | Discodroids |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:34 - May 19 by BrianMcCarthy |
Christ, some tales of horror here!
Great thread, Disco.
PS Simmo's line about the offy "serving anyone not dressed as a policeman" is a dinger. |
cheers Bri, i thought id better try something, another day of EU debate on lfw makes me want to put my Bollocks in a mangle . | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:13 - May 19 with 6276 views | Discodroids |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 10:35 - May 19 by MrSheen |
My grandparents came over from Ireland to stay with us when I was about 12, and we hosted a big family gathering. I had always been around drink at parties and weddings so I offered to do the bar. In between wielding the Party Seven, I sneaked in shots of Long John whiskey. About 9 my legs had gone and I was sent to bed. Five minutes later I was wrestling with the bedroom door handle, lost, and unloaded all over my school coat which was hanging off the door. And I had school the next day. |
the party seven !.
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:33 - May 19 with 6244 views | qprxtc |
Cup Final day 1985. My brothers 21st birthday do at the family home in Bush Court. I was 15. I went around drinking the dregs from everyone’s drinks. Beer, wine, whiskey whatever I drank it. One minute I was grand next I was conked out on the living room floor. Woke up next day with an almighty headache and thirst not remembering much at all about the night before. Apparently that included running around the flat and landing dancing to Big Country and spinning a Stanley knife around my finger as fast as I could. Luckily I wasn’t the only one in that state so got away with a shake of the head from Mum and Dad.
First time in a pub was The Goldhawk, October 1986. Drank what I thought was loads but was probably 4 pints and ended up crawling around the pool tables doing dog impressions.
First time I threw up was outside The Pennyfarthing, Hammersmith (before it turned!). I think I was the last out of my gang that did throw up and so obviously thought I was immune to alcohol. I was wrong.
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:39 - May 19 with 6231 views | paulparker |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:33 - May 19 by qprxtc |
Cup Final day 1985. My brothers 21st birthday do at the family home in Bush Court. I was 15. I went around drinking the dregs from everyone’s drinks. Beer, wine, whiskey whatever I drank it. One minute I was grand next I was conked out on the living room floor. Woke up next day with an almighty headache and thirst not remembering much at all about the night before. Apparently that included running around the flat and landing dancing to Big Country and spinning a Stanley knife around my finger as fast as I could. Luckily I wasn’t the only one in that state so got away with a shake of the head from Mum and Dad.
First time in a pub was The Goldhawk, October 1986. Drank what I thought was loads but was probably 4 pints and ended up crawling around the pool tables doing dog impressions.
First time I threw up was outside The Pennyfarthing, Hammersmith (before it turned!). I think I was the last out of my gang that did throw up and so obviously thought I was immune to alcohol. I was wrong.
Still have not learnt my lesson. |
First time in a pub was The Goldhawk, October 1986. Drank what I thought was loads but was probably 4 pints and ended up crawling around the pool tables doing dog impressions
Ha, Ha , Ha Quality , we have all been there XTC . | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:00 - May 19 with 6191 views | Discodroids |
I remember Walking into a pub in ilford at about 17 and seeing the holy glow of castlemaine xxxx on the pumps for the first time in 1985.
it was like a brave new world full of hope, a vision into a utopian future like logans run or something. I only recall double diamond and long life plus sundry bitters on tap up until then . such wonderful visions.. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:08 - May 19 with 6175 views | MrSheen |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:00 - May 19 by Discodroids |
I remember Walking into a pub in ilford at about 17 and seeing the holy glow of castlemaine xxxx on the pumps for the first time in 1985.
it was like a brave new world full of hope, a vision into a utopian future like logans run or something. I only recall double diamond and long life plus sundry bitters on tap up until then . such wonderful visions.. |
Height of sophistication. Couldn't wait to live the dream.
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:19 - May 19 with 6158 views | Northolt_Rs |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:11 - May 19 by Discodroids |
cheers Bri, i thought id better try something, another day of EU debate on lfw makes me want to put my Bollocks in a mangle . |
In or Out then Disco? 😀 |  |
| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:20 - May 19 with 6153 views | paulparker |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:00 - May 19 by Discodroids |
I remember Walking into a pub in ilford at about 17 and seeing the holy glow of castlemaine xxxx on the pumps for the first time in 1985.
it was like a brave new world full of hope, a vision into a utopian future like logans run or something. I only recall double diamond and long life plus sundry bitters on tap up until then . such wonderful visions.. |
I remember the same feeling Disco when I walked into JJ moons in Ruislip manor must have been around 1995 and I saw Becks on draught , never before have I seen that again , a rare treat , coupled with various class A's one could be found wandering down the high street with an empty KFC bargain bucket box on ones noggin trying to find home
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| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:20 - May 19 with 6153 views | YorkRanger |
First memory of alcohol was half a guinness at my Grandad's on Christmas day and then when I was about 11 the old man would let me have a tin of Double Diamond before watching Match of the Day.
A few years later I remember being at home one afternoon alone and the old man had got some Special Brew in. I had no real idea at that time of the relatively strength of beer and after 3 cans passed out on the sofa, being woken about 2 hours later when my parents returned.
As an aside greaqt memories of the Watneys Party Seven. The old man loved Double Diamond and I vaguely recall they use to have really creative adverts. I may be wrong but to this day the following has always stuck in my mind which I associate with a Double Diamond advert - 2 ys u r 2ys u b. I c u r 2 ys for me.
Apologies if I look like I've lost the plot. I'll rely on Disco's 70s and 80s knowledge to solve.... |  | | |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:30 - May 19 with 6126 views | R_from_afar |
Excellent stories, nice one LFWers! I actually can't remember what happened the first time I was drunk so it was obviously nowhere near as entertaining - and traumatic - as it was for many of you. It was probably on the same camping holiday as when my mate Dave passed out from drink. He was lying motionless in the big frame tent the four of us were sharing and if it wasn't already squalid enough, he yakked up in his sleep. It looked and smelled as if he had puked pure whisky. He came round fairly quickly and there then followed the most bizarre and sobering couple of hours of his life to date: he picked up his vomit drenched sleeping bag and went to the launderette to clean it up - at 3am. He always was house proud. Mrs Beaton would've been beaming in her grave.
Ah, the evils of strong drink. We never learn.
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:31 - May 19 with 6126 views | qprxtc |
One other thing is I remember getting pie eyed in The Swan in Hammersmith not long after starting going drinking and tried to chat up some looker (possibly) in there. After the initial repartee it was obvious she was not impressed but I persisted anyway until it disintegrated into a full scale argument with her, by the end she shouted at me that I was full of sh1t. At which point I shouted back ‘Well it’s better than being full of Tampax!’ My mate(Cheers Cullinane!) dragged me out of the pub before I was clobbered into next week. | | | |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:59 - May 19 with 6075 views | Discodroids |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 12:19 - May 19 by Northolt_Rs |
In or Out then Disco? 😀 |
sod that Northolt. i dont arf fancy a beer today. All this talk of Lager has got me salivating more than a tory backbencher with a rent boy on his lap and a bottle of amyl nitrate in his top pocket. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 13:05 - May 19 with 6050 views | WilloW4 |
| When was The First Time You Were Drunk. on 11:13 - May 19 by Discodroids |
the party seven !.
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Love that clip disco...makes me laugh.Reminds me of my brother when he's on the beer and the pull. | | | |
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