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Caulker to Palace 18:04 - May 27 with 10756 viewsrichranger

For £6.5 million. Would be happy for that.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/27/crystal-palace-steven-caulker-q
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Caulker to Palace on 19:59 - May 27 with 4262 viewsNorthernr

Caulker to Palace on 19:43 - May 27 by Rangersw12

Well Liverpool and Southampton did so don't see why Palace will be any different


Big difference between taking a player on a six month loan and buying him for a wedge. Particularly when both clubs that did loan him quickly decided he would play no part for them.
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Caulker to Palace on 21:06 - May 27 with 4148 viewsShotKneesHoop

This rumour means that Redknob must be the shoe-in manager for Palace.

It's the only way they'll pay silly money for a waster like this.

Now that Derby have a proper manager at last, Redknob is a free agent again.

Does Putin, Trump or Philip Green know? Redknob is a perfect fit for any of them.

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Caulker to Palace on 23:12 - May 27 with 3992 viewsYorkRanger

Believe it when I see it....
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Caulker to Palace on 23:27 - May 27 with 3972 viewsCiderwithRsie

Caulker to Palace on 21:06 - May 27 by ShotKneesHoop

This rumour means that Redknob must be the shoe-in manager for Palace.

It's the only way they'll pay silly money for a waster like this.

Now that Derby have a proper manager at last, Redknob is a free agent again.

Does Putin, Trump or Philip Green know? Redknob is a perfect fit for any of them.


When you put it that way, we should definitely start a campaign to get Redknapp back into management.

Come on Everton, you know it makes sense.
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Caulker to Palace on 23:35 - May 27 with 3965 viewsTGRRRSSS

I think Caulker is a Super PLayer and would be bargain basement at 8.5 million, really we should be holding out for 10mill - but thats the way it goes sometimes.
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Caulker to Palace on 00:01 - May 28 with 3929 viewsHitch

'Sale of the century'
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Caulker to Palace on 09:06 - May 28 with 3803 viewsShotKneesHoop

Or "Sail of the century"

(Full of wind- no backbone)

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Caulker to Palace on 09:21 - May 28 with 3790 viewsTGRRRSSS

Shushhhh we're focusing on the positives and how we'd really really really want Caulker to stay ideally
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Caulker to Palace on 09:26 - May 28 with 3779 viewsderbyhoop

Caulker to Palace on 23:35 - May 27 by TGRRRSSS

I think Caulker is a Super PLayer and would be bargain basement at 8.5 million, really we should be holding out for 10mill - but thats the way it goes sometimes.


I'm with you on this one, TGRRRRS. When you look at the English CBs available to Roy Hodgson, you wonder what Caulker has to do to get another England call up?

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Caulker to Palace on 10:48 - May 28 with 3698 viewsDorse

Caulker to Palace on 09:26 - May 28 by derbyhoop

I'm with you on this one, TGRRRRS. When you look at the English CBs available to Roy Hodgson, you wonder what Caulker has to do to get another England call up?


He could try being horribly racist? Or sleeping with his mate's wives / girlfriends? That's got to be worth 20 caps.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Caulker to Palace on 12:04 - May 28 with 3601 viewsTGRRRSSS

Caulker to Palace on 09:26 - May 28 by derbyhoop

I'm with you on this one, TGRRRRS. When you look at the English CBs available to Roy Hodgson, you wonder what Caulker has to do to get another England call up?


I think so - his style of generally going missing.... will be much missed at the euro's :)
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Caulker to Palace on 12:54 - May 28 with 3559 viewsTacticalR

Sunderland and West Brom rival Eagles for Steven Caulker
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/crystal-palace-transfer-ne

Air hostess clique

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Caulker to Palace on 13:58 - May 28 with 3478 viewsenfieldargh

Caulker to Palace on 12:54 - May 28 by TacticalR

Sunderland and West Brom rival Eagles for Steven Caulker
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/crystal-palace-transfer-ne


£35,000 is that all. no wonder he didnt bother for us

He must have felt like Steven pauper when he took a peak at Joey Bartons pay slip

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Caulker to Palace on 20:53 - May 28 with 3286 viewsQPRDave

Already gone down to £4.5 , in 24 hrs according to the guardian
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Caulker to Palace on 20:56 - May 28 with 3284 viewsNorthernr

Caulker to Palace on 20:53 - May 28 by QPRDave

Already gone down to £4.5 , in 24 hrs according to the guardian


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Caulker to Palace on 21:14 - May 28 with 3318 viewsQPRDave

Caulker to Palace on 20:56 - May 28 by Northernr



.... ...

"ok I'll give you 19"

"no no no do it properly".....

.4 for the gord? It's worth 10...
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Caulker to Palace on 21:58 - May 28 with 3260 viewsNorthernr

Caulker to Palace on 21:14 - May 28 by QPRDave

.... ...

"ok I'll give you 19"

"no no no do it properly".....

.4 for the gord? It's worth 10...


Ferdinand "We're not bothered, he's earning too much we want rid of him"
Pardew "No no no no, come on you've got to haggle."
Ferdinand "Haggle?"
Pardew: "Yeh haggle, you know, you start high, I'll start low..."
Ferdinand: "Errr, ok then, errr, £1m"
Pardew: "No no no come on do it properly"
Ferdinand: "Ok then £6.5m"
Pardew: "What?! £6.5m, for that piss artist? Never been a £6.5m."
Ferdinand: "I was going to give him to you for nothing."
Pardew: "Yeh but that's not how we haggle, now come on."

etc etc
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Caulker to Palace on 22:24 - May 28 with 3213 viewsQPRDave

Caulker to Palace on 21:58 - May 28 by Northernr

Ferdinand "We're not bothered, he's earning too much we want rid of him"
Pardew "No no no no, come on you've got to haggle."
Ferdinand "Haggle?"
Pardew: "Yeh haggle, you know, you start high, I'll start low..."
Ferdinand: "Errr, ok then, errr, £1m"
Pardew: "No no no come on do it properly"
Ferdinand: "Ok then £6.5m"
Pardew: "What?! £6.5m, for that piss artist? Never been a £6.5m."
Ferdinand: "I was going to give him to you for nothing."
Pardew: "Yeh but that's not how we haggle, now come on."

etc etc


Haha, can you imagine?....

[Post edited 29 May 2016 9:33]
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Caulker to Palace on 17:03 - May 29 with 2933 viewsAntti_Heinola

Phone Rings.
'Hi Les, it's Pards, how much for Caulker?'
'P!ss off Hoosie, that's not funny. Good impression though.'
'No, it's really Pards.'
'Hilarious Lee. Haven't you got anything better to do?'

Phone rings again.
'Hi Les, it's Tony Poolis here.'
'Oh really? I spose you want to buy Caulker for £6m?'
'Yeah, how did you know?'
'P!ss off - is that you again, Hoosie? Or did you get Olly to call me? It sounds like Olly with that bloody accent.'

Phone rings again.
'Les, Big Sam. Caulker, how much?'
'Lee, you're fired.'

Bare bones.

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Caulker to Palace on 21:11 - May 30 with 2585 viewsLblock

Sunderland have "joined the chase" for the "in demand QPR centre back Steve Caulker"

Sunderland Echo

I could help the Sunderland Agents to win this race and give them an advantage; maybe try some boozers in Hampton, or at a push some casinos up town

That aside.....message to Sam and the rest of the Managers in the chase:- "Caulks" is a GREAT player, worth six mill and pay rise. Needs to get back on track and he'll soon be back in the England fold. Strong, physical, pacey and a leader of men. Will be sorely missed in W12

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Caulker to Palace on 21:40 - May 30 with 2520 viewsFredManRave

Caulker to Palace on 21:11 - May 30 by Lblock

Sunderland have "joined the chase" for the "in demand QPR centre back Steve Caulker"

Sunderland Echo

I could help the Sunderland Agents to win this race and give them an advantage; maybe try some boozers in Hampton, or at a push some casinos up town

That aside.....message to Sam and the rest of the Managers in the chase:- "Caulks" is a GREAT player, worth six mill and pay rise. Needs to get back on track and he'll soon be back in the England fold. Strong, physical, pacey and a leader of men. Will be sorely missed in W12


FAO Sam.

I'd just like to reiterate the words of my fellow learned poster LBlock by saying what a grate player Steve Caulker is. In fact down at the Rangers we call him Super Stevie Corker, because we all think he is Super and because he has a corker almost every game. The guys a machine.

Thanks in advance for buying him.

Fred.

P..S Great shape throwing in Marbella, btw.
[Post edited 30 May 2016 21:44]

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Caulker to Palace on 22:07 - May 30 with 2460 viewsQPRDave

The inescapable fact to this thread is , that Allardyce, & Pullis know players, and defenders
in particular. Both set their teams up to be defensively sound first and foremost.
This surely tells us there is a player in there somewhere, that one of these two will bring out and make us look very foolish.
I do think it's best to sell, don't get me wrong, for us and him, but I can see alot of the comments, about how bad he is choking us when he settles into one of these teams
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Caulker to Palace on 22:16 - May 30 with 2434 viewsCiderwithRsie

Caulker to Palace on 22:07 - May 30 by QPRDave

The inescapable fact to this thread is , that Allardyce, & Pullis know players, and defenders
in particular. Both set their teams up to be defensively sound first and foremost.
This surely tells us there is a player in there somewhere, that one of these two will bring out and make us look very foolish.
I do think it's best to sell, don't get me wrong, for us and him, but I can see alot of the comments, about how bad he is choking us when he settles into one of these teams


You may be right, including the bit about it still being right for us to sell him.

It was absolutely right for us to sell Barton, who was a blight on the club, but as far as I can see he's done pretty well since he left us because he's been properly managed.

But we shouldn't beat the club up too much on this. If Allardyce gets the best out of a player he buys relatively cheaply then good luck to him. But we didn't buy Caulker as a cut-price player, he was a highly rated defender at the time and the blame for his under-performance lies mainly on him himself.
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Caulker to Palace on 22:17 - May 30 with 2428 viewsNorthernr

Caulker to Palace on 22:07 - May 30 by QPRDave

The inescapable fact to this thread is , that Allardyce, & Pullis know players, and defenders
in particular. Both set their teams up to be defensively sound first and foremost.
This surely tells us there is a player in there somewhere, that one of these two will bring out and make us look very foolish.
I do think it's best to sell, don't get me wrong, for us and him, but I can see alot of the comments, about how bad he is choking us when he settles into one of these teams


I agree to an extent. I still think there's a great player in there and was pleased when we signed him. But I've heard some horrendous things about him, bit of a nightmare apparently.
Neither Pulis nor Allardyce are beyond making a signing because the player has a favourable agent.
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Caulker to Palace on 22:22 - May 30 with 2410 viewsWilloW4

Caulker to Palace on 22:17 - May 30 by Northernr

I agree to an extent. I still think there's a great player in there and was pleased when we signed him. But I've heard some horrendous things about him, bit of a nightmare apparently.
Neither Pulis nor Allardyce are beyond making a signing because the player has a favourable agent.


Interesting to note that Pulis and Alladyce are good mates with Redknapp... Those 3 sitting around a dinner table, having a chat.that wouldn't be 'bent' at all..£££££.
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