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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER 08:52 - Aug 4 with 2848 viewsNorthernr

Djimmy Traore will be along shortly for the first, and probably last unless we pull a big FA Cup draw, presser of the season. We'll have all the usual embellishments from 9am, with David Oldfield on the tubular bells.




Well the first thing to say is there's an offer on the Citroen C4.

Sky want to know how excited Jimmy is. Jimmy, sounding like he's had a long night, doesn't seem very excited at all.

I'm focused on QPR, making sure we;re strong and competitive (Lee Hoos bingo) and we're ready. There are a lot of big names in the Championship but that's it. It's not something were concentrating on, we're concentrating on us.

"Is it stronger than ever" I see what this is, Sky marketing coverage.

The players are getting better and better, the managers are getting better and better, it's a magnificent competition. It's the fourth or fifth best competition in Europe (accolade indeed).

Pre-season is important (Thanks Jimmy), being together, seeing the suffering together, working on the team bond, having new faces, new characters, and moulding that to be one, or trying to mould that to be one. Very important.

Identity, strength, belief, how we work, it's a process, it needs to keep improving and getting stronger.

JUst noticed actually his beard is going grey. Only been here six months,.

Every match in this competition is hard. Our first opponent in front of us is going to be Leeds, it's going to be like no other, a hard match that we have to be competitive (Lee Hoos bingo) and how we can get into their defence and their weaknesses. It's about concentrating on what we can do and our way.

We hope to bring a few more in. We're looking. We're trying very hard. We need a little bit more help (get the buckets out again), we need to make the squad stronger if we can, more competitive (Lee Hoos bingo).

It is what it is. It what it is.

There will always be somebody with more money than you. You have to offer the players something unique that only you can offer, it might not be money it might be something else (me love you long time). That's what we're trying to get right.

The objective is to be competitive (LHB) and stay in every game. We've got to try. I do think I'm fortunate with the players I have, I'm very happy with them. We're going to compete (LHB) and be positive. IT's easy to say we want to be in the top six or get promotion. We're concentrating more on the doing it, getting that right, being competitive.

A big factor is we now have the majority of the squad that want to be here. They don't have a feeling they want to be somewhere else in the Premier League, they want to get to the Premier League with QPR, that's a big factor.

Les and Lee Hoos have done big work. A lot of hours with a lot of support from the owners. The club is going in the right direction.

I don't know if the dressing room here has been a problem, I'm pleased with the squad I have, excellent bunch.

And that's it, he exits stage left repeating the word 'competitive' under his breath as David Oldfield fires up the dry ice machine and Dave Mc vanishes beneath the plooms. Tony Incenzo is on synth.





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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 09:18 - Aug 4 with 2704 viewsMytch_QPR

Thanks as always Clive - but what a waste of oxygen for those taking part. Are these optional or have the 'EFL' gone down the route of the 'EPL' and made this mindless chatter obligatory for every game?

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 09:34 - Aug 4 with 2608 viewsbob566

what's the criteria for been the 4th or 5th strongest league in Europe?

I'm guessing team strength wise that the top teams from all European leagues would beat most of the teams in this league. Is it really ahead of the german, Spanish, dutch, Portuguese, Italian, greek, Turkish, Danish, Swedish, belguim, French etc

Somebody please explain. Is it based on tv figures, attendances, former pie and mash shop sales on match days?
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 09:38 - Aug 4 with 2583 viewsKonk

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 09:18 - Aug 4 by Mytch_QPR

Thanks as always Clive - but what a waste of oxygen for those taking part. Are these optional or have the 'EFL' gone down the route of the 'EPL' and made this mindless chatter obligatory for every game?


I expect they're broadcast live on Jumbotrons in Times Square, Shibuya and in workers' canteens in factories across China, Vietnam and South Korea. The EFL is where it's at these days.

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:04 - Aug 4 with 2480 viewsCamberleyR

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 09:34 - Aug 4 by bob566

what's the criteria for been the 4th or 5th strongest league in Europe?

I'm guessing team strength wise that the top teams from all European leagues would beat most of the teams in this league. Is it really ahead of the german, Spanish, dutch, Portuguese, Italian, greek, Turkish, Danish, Swedish, belguim, French etc

Somebody please explain. Is it based on tv figures, attendances, former pie and mash shop sales on match days?
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I think they just base it on attendance figures so I would guess it would be:
1. Premier League
2. La Liga
3. Bundesliga
4. Serie A
5. Championship

6th is probably French Ligue 1.
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:08 - Aug 4 with 2454 viewsQPR_John

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 09:34 - Aug 4 by bob566

what's the criteria for been the 4th or 5th strongest league in Europe?

I'm guessing team strength wise that the top teams from all European leagues would beat most of the teams in this league. Is it really ahead of the german, Spanish, dutch, Portuguese, Italian, greek, Turkish, Danish, Swedish, belguim, French etc

Somebody please explain. Is it based on tv figures, attendances, former pie and mash shop sales on match days?
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"I'm guessing team strength wise that the top teams from all European leagues would beat most of the teams in this league. Is it really ahead of the german, Spanish, dutch, Portuguese, Italian, greek, Turkish, Danish, Swedish, belguim, French etc "

I am sure you are right but it is comparing leagues as a whole and I would suggest most Championship teams would on the whole beat the lesser teams in those other leagues.
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:10 - Aug 4 with 2440 viewsAntti_Heinola

Great stuff, thanks Clive. Undoubtedly far more interesting than actually being at the Presser. the important thing is, your report is very competitive with the presser itself.

I like Jimmy though. No nonsense. No crap. No promises. Slightly boring. It is what it is.

Bare bones.

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:25 - Aug 4 with 2395 viewsRBlock

So by the sounds of it we're in some sort of competition?
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:30 - Aug 4 with 2365 viewsrsonist

I keep writing to the club expressing my disappointment that they cut off the live feed before the musical performance every week, but they never reply. Terrible customer service.
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:33 - Aug 4 with 2351 viewsTacticalR

This is why we need more talkers at the club.

However, it is what it is and we move on.

Btw, that youtube link in the op is not working (for me at least).
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:38 - Aug 4 with 2327 viewsPunteR

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:25 - Aug 4 by RBlock

So by the sounds of it we're in some sort of competition?


That's what "is" is, is it?

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 11:11 - Aug 4 with 2231 viewsDiscodroids

great contouring from JFH in todays Presser. He Really highlighted those cheekbones . if nothing else , he knows how to get the best from his Estee Lauder pallete Shape + Sculpt Face Kit.

If he wears anymore make up, he'll get a part in the next Zoolander film.

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 11:12 - Aug 4 with 2228 viewsDorse

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:04 - Aug 4 by CamberleyR

I think they just base it on attendance figures so I would guess it would be:
1. Premier League
2. La Liga
3. Bundesliga
4. Serie A
5. Championship

6th is probably French Ligue 1.
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 12:03 - Aug 4 with 2113 viewsderbyhoop

What a complete waste of time. What do Sky hope to get out of this crap?

Stock phrases giving nothing away. Well done Jimmy.

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 15:32 - Aug 4 with 1892 viewskensalriser

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 10:33 - Aug 4 by TacticalR

This is why we need more talkers at the club.

However, it is what it is and we move on.

Btw, that youtube link in the op is not working (for me at least).
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Listeners are what we need. You learn more by listening than talking.

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 16:38 - Aug 4 with 1756 viewslondonscottish

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 12:03 - Aug 4 by derbyhoop

What a complete waste of time. What do Sky hope to get out of this crap?

Stock phrases giving nothing away. Well done Jimmy.


Talksport tried over and over and over again to get him to supply some material with could either (a) help the competition (b) give everyone a stick to beat him with the first time the wheels fall off.

He just refused to get drawn on anything.

Batted them away with ease.

Knows what's he going.

OR

Doesn't know a thing.

Hopefully the former.

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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 23:18 - Aug 4 with 1423 viewsfrancisbowles

It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 12:03 - Aug 4 by derbyhoop

What a complete waste of time. What do Sky hope to get out of this crap?

Stock phrases giving nothing away. Well done Jimmy.


I guess the answer is filling up those 24h channels and their web site!

From our point of view worth it just to get Clive's write ups.
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It is what it is and what it is is a presser - PRESSER on 23:31 - Aug 4 with 1396 viewsLblock

I'm glad it wasn't just me who picked up on Jim Lad's favourite expression last year...

"It eeeesshhh what it eeeessshhh"

Nice

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