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Joey's Book 11:36 - Sep 22 with 12343 viewsLunarJetman

Got this review on Amazon....

"Contains quite a considerable amount of nonsense. It reads like Rik from The Young Ones' essay about what he did in the summer holidays; a summer that saw an inexplicably bitter Rik from The Young Ones play for Burnley, pausing occasionally to assault an adolescent.

If you ever wanted to know what Marlon Brando's "I coulda been a contender" speech might've read like if written by post-success Freddie Star over 352 pages, this is the book for you. If not, I'd recommend that you check out literally any other book ever written, or perhaps even the calming serenity of staring into the middle distance for 3 to 4 hours.

Awarding it 2 stars as the cover image make Barton look like a minor character from HBO's Deadwood. Or an owner of an unremarkable cafe who, in an attempt to reverse his business's ailing fortunes, has rebranded himself as a provocative hipster who's rude to breastfeeding mothers on his cafe's Facebook page.
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Joey's Book on 16:11 - Sep 27 with 1492 viewstimcocking

Joey's Book on 12:00 - Sep 22 by Northernr

Greatest book review ever written

https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel/293169


Wow, is that actually serious? If it is, Steve Bruce needs help.

Wasn't he interviewed for the England job? Christ.
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Joey's Book on 17:14 - Sep 27 with 1445 viewsthemodfather

never understood the barton love in, seriously average player who undermines club wherever he goes, all he is , is a "hard man" or is it sometimes called a bully, dunno
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