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Cousins....Hamstring 08:12 - Sep 26 with 1318 viewsLblock

So I'm walking from one pub to another after the game on Saturday with my pal.

I spy a gleaming white top of the stack Range Rover creeping along the Uxbridge Road and who is driving it but our very own centre midfielder / crow barred to right hand side utility player Mr Cousins. Window down and some interminable rap music playing.

We shouts at him inquiring as to his health and general well being.
He finally deigns to acknowledge us and confirm reluctantly that yes he has done his hammy.

We retire into aforementioned hostelry and I said that I thought he has a right attitude on him and was shooting us some pretty disparaging looks.

It was only this morning I've realised why.
So kids, if you do see one of our players when you five or six pints in DONT do this as way of first greeting:-

"Jason! Jason! JASON! What's up son? Hammy is it?!?!?"

Especially when their first name is............ Jordan.




Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Cousins....Hamstring on 10:04 - Sep 26 with 1146 viewssmegma

Lucky for you it wasn't Agyemang, he'd have labelled you a racist.
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Cousins....Hamstring on 10:21 - Sep 26 with 1080 viewsCroydonCaptJack

And to think Puncheon only got the odd game for us eh mate!
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Cousins....Hamstring on 19:33 - Sep 26 with 791 viewsLblock

Be fair... when George Puncheon was here he werent fit

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Cousins....Hamstring on 19:49 - Sep 26 with 758 viewskensalriser

Not just you - I think the scoreboard controller had him as Joel for the Sunderland game.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Cousins....Hamstring on 20:54 - Sep 26 with 639 viewsPeterHucker

my favourite scoreboard controller messup was when Paul Parker (a proper Rangers legend) scored his one and only goal for us (the 6th goal in a 6-1 drubbing of Luton Town), the scoreboard credited the goal to Danny Maddix.
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