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QPR's worst ever player 11:38 - Feb 16 with 27408 viewsNorthernr

FourFourTwo have asked us to narrow this down to just one and write a bit about him.
Who we going with?
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:10 - Feb 16 with 2219 viewsTheChef

Ugo Ukah.

I remember him coming on at Coventry (first ever game at the Ricoh, we bent over and gave them a 3-0 win). He looked totally out of his depth. Amazingly he is still playing professional football - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugo_Ukah

If you have to pick someone who was consistently awful yet still seemed to play every week, I give you Christer Warren.

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QPR's worst ever player on 15:19 - Feb 16 with 2209 viewsRBlock

QPR's worst ever player on 14:01 - Feb 16 by Dorse

I think Simon Osbourne needs a mention. Disappeared back to the Fakes after basically being the footballing equivalent of a fart's ghost.

George Kulcsar. The answer to a question nobody asked.

George Santos. That bastard's goal against Norwich cost me £45 as I had us to win 2-0 at 9/1. And he was basically awful.

Mutch, SWP, Bosingwa, Barton (yes), M'bia, Samba and, of course...



The very antithesis of the word 'footballer'. The very epitome of the term 'Cock-Bag'.


Speaking of old Armand Traore, does anyone know how he is getting on at Forest? I know he started disastrously, has he kept that level of calamty up?
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:32 - Feb 16 with 2173 viewsShotKneesHoop

QPR's worst ever player on 13:14 - Feb 16 by Hunterhoop

This isn't "worst signing", it's "worst player".

Think of the player you think would look worst playing in a crap Sunday League outfit.


Worst signing.

Worst player.

Worst player you think would look playing in a crap Sunday League outfit.

Worst bus driver.

Worst chef.

Worst gigolo.

Worst navigator

Worst Tour guide

Worst pumper up of balls.

Worst keepyuppy star

Worst taker of throw ins.

Worst celebrator of one lucky goal in 35353535355353535 opportunities.

It's phoooookin R'SWiPe.

Done deal - end of. Come Armageddon, Come Armageddon, Come Armageddon Come,

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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QPR's worst ever player on 15:33 - Feb 16 with 2169 viewslongbottom

QPR's worst ever player on 12:05 - Feb 16 by QPR_John

Gus Caesar by a country mile


Gus Caesar..............without a doubt. Beyond question. Nailed on.
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:35 - Feb 16 with 2159 viewsShotKneesHoop

QPR's worst ever player on 15:32 - Feb 16 by ShotKneesHoop

Worst signing.

Worst player.

Worst player you think would look playing in a crap Sunday League outfit.

Worst bus driver.

Worst chef.

Worst gigolo.

Worst navigator

Worst Tour guide

Worst pumper up of balls.

Worst keepyuppy star

Worst taker of throw ins.

Worst celebrator of one lucky goal in 35353535355353535 opportunities.

It's phoooookin R'SWiPe.

Done deal - end of. Come Armageddon, Come Armageddon, Come Armageddon Come,


Clive, give me just one reason why this total arse doesn't get nominated as the 100% copper bottomed QPR vote - just stick my posts up on 4-4-2,

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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QPR's worst ever player on 15:43 - Feb 16 with 2442 viewsMaggsinho

QPR's worst ever player on 15:33 - Feb 16 by longbottom

Gus Caesar..............without a doubt. Beyond question. Nailed on.


He was only on loan though, not sure that really counts.
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:44 - Feb 16 with 2442 viewsfrancisbowles

QPR's worst ever player on 15:32 - Feb 16 by ShotKneesHoop

Worst signing.

Worst player.

Worst player you think would look playing in a crap Sunday League outfit.

Worst bus driver.

Worst chef.

Worst gigolo.

Worst navigator

Worst Tour guide

Worst pumper up of balls.

Worst keepyuppy star

Worst taker of throw ins.

Worst celebrator of one lucky goal in 35353535355353535 opportunities.

It's phoooookin R'SWiPe.

Done deal - end of. Come Armageddon, Come Armageddon, Come Armageddon Come,


Best (funniest) nickname though!
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:47 - Feb 16 with 2430 viewsHarbour

Boswinga ju sung park and the £15m guy centre back we bought from Blackburn and then sold to the Russians for £15m ...,all three expensive signings who were non performers imo
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:52 - Feb 16 with 2418 viewsSonofNorfolt

BRIAN WILLIAMS

No one else even gets close.
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QPR's worst ever player on 15:55 - Feb 16 with 2407 viewsBluce_Ree

QPR's worst ever player on 12:10 - Feb 16 by Northernr

Hateley and Bosingwa so far. I mean we've obviously had far worse ability wise, but the context around them...


Karl Ready is the true answer. His dogshit performances in 95/96 were a big part of us getting relegated just when football was getting massive again. Doomed us to 15 years of shite.

ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME.

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QPR's worst ever player on 16:15 - Feb 16 with 2361 viewskingshill

QPR's worst ever player on 15:55 - Feb 16 by Bluce_Ree

Karl Ready is the true answer. His dogshit performances in 95/96 were a big part of us getting relegated just when football was getting massive again. Doomed us to 15 years of shite.


For longevity it has to be Ready, although I personally hate SWP, Bosingwa & Traore just a smidgen more
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:24 - Feb 16 with 2330 viewsBrianMcCarthy

QPR's worst ever player on 11:49 - Feb 16 by SydneyRs

Dominic Iorfa has to be the most totally inept player I have seen with us. No ability whatsoever, just a lot of pace. Should have been a sprinter, but probably would have fallen over.

Gus Caesar was atrocious, but was only a loan so maybe doesn't count.
[Post edited 16 Feb 2017 11:50]


Iorfa had no ability but he was big, strong, cheap and popular with fans and players and tried his best.

My man Hately was big, strong, expensive, hated by fans and players and didn't try a leg.

My man wins!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:25 - Feb 16 with 2327 viewsblacky200

QPR's worst ever player on 16:15 - Feb 16 by kingshill

For longevity it has to be Ready, although I personally hate SWP, Bosingwa & Traore just a smidgen more


This definitely. Remember watching Karl Ready and thinking I really could be a professional footballer if he can and it actually being a true statement.
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:26 - Feb 16 with 2325 viewsBrianMcCarthy

QPR's worst ever player on 12:00 - Feb 16 by ichbinnaughty

Harsh Bri.

You can't deny his time with us was terrible; but two severely broken noses in quick succession didn't do him any favours.

There's definitely worse.


It would have been three if I got near him.

Ok, it wouldn't, but I sounded hard there for a second...

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:26 - Feb 16 with 2324 viewscheeseydane

Therapeutic thread.
For me its Boswinga.
But tbh... could be a dozen from the last 7 or so years.
Sad reflection on how things have been in that time.

Technology advances, unfortunately humans do not.

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QPR's worst ever player on 16:36 - Feb 16 with 2293 viewsPunteR

SWP.
Bothroyd.
Bosingwa
J S Park

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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QPR's worst ever player on 16:38 - Feb 16 with 2288 viewsWestbourneR

In terms of ability I'd have a long look at Lee Charles and Tony Scully.

IN FACT...

Steve Slade is my pick.

Lots of hype, seen as example of us bolstering our team despite relegation ready for a quick promotion. The only time I ever saw him score a goal was vs Jamaica in a summer friendly.

Karl Ready was pretty terrible.

Poll: Should JFH get the sack?

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QPR's worst ever player on 16:40 - Feb 16 with 2287 viewseasthertsr

Brett Angell truly, utterly, completely awful !
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:48 - Feb 16 with 2259 viewsnix

As this has turned into a players I can't stand thread Assou-Ekottu comes close for me. For his can't be arsed, I'm too good to play for you atttude. Strolling around until realising he was completely out of position and giving away a silly foul in a dangerous position.

SWP especially for hanging Furlong out to dry against Palace. Disgraceful attitude for a senior footballer.

For sheer ineffectiveness, although great attitude and nice fella, I'd put in a shout for Iain Dowie. Used to come on as sub and basically just give away fouls and scored two goals in 30 appearances. Unfortunately suffered a bit in my mind by being part of the 'fee' in part exchange for Trevor Sinclair.
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:50 - Feb 16 with 2257 viewslave16

QPR's worst ever player on 16:40 - Feb 16 by easthertsr

Brett Angell truly, utterly, completely awful !


Ned Zelic - I remeber Ray wilkins described him as an egg

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QPR's worst ever player on 16:54 - Feb 16 with 2244 viewsThe_Mole

Easy!

Marcus Bean for me!

In second and third place would be Ademole Bankole and Brett Angel
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:58 - Feb 16 with 2241 viewsRBlock

QPR's worst ever player on 15:47 - Feb 16 by Harbour

Boswinga ju sung park and the £15m guy centre back we bought from Blackburn and then sold to the Russians for £15m ...,all three expensive signings who were non performers imo


CB you mean is big Chris Samba. We didn't get him from Blackburn, Blackburn sold him to Anzhi, we bought him off Anzhi for £11m odd then sold him back for the same amount 6 months later having cost us around £100k per week! Cracking bit of buisness.
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QPR's worst ever player on 16:59 - Feb 16 with 2233 viewstoboboly

So many names, so many mental scars.

Bosingwa and SWP and the c*ntiest for me so should be written about jointly.

For cathartic reasons may I mention Gary Borrowdale?

Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.

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QPR's worst ever player on 17:00 - Feb 16 with 2230 viewsMedwayR

Based on ability there are lots of options with Bankole, Armel whathisface, Bruno Perone, Ukah, Angell, Curtis etc etc and we also signed some awful Polish players too I think so I think there needs to be more context which brings in players like Traore, Hateley, Jones, SWP, Barton, Bosingwa etc.

I think I'd have to go for Bosingwa.

Poll: Who’s better?

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QPR's worst ever player on 17:01 - Feb 16 with 2230 viewsNorthernr

QPR's worst ever player on 16:58 - Feb 16 by RBlock

CB you mean is big Chris Samba. We didn't get him from Blackburn, Blackburn sold him to Anzhi, we bought him off Anzhi for £11m odd then sold him back for the same amount 6 months later having cost us around £100k per week! Cracking bit of buisness.


Who then sold him on again the week after. Dodgy as they come that deal, stank the place out. Classic Redknapp: money, agents and players flying around all over the place.
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