| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 17:25 - May 21 with 15136 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:16 - May 22 with 3330 views | Dorse |
Is John Terry's orchestrated self-love-in, technically, a ménage a un? |  |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 19:20 - May 22 with 3256 views | Dorse |
Just noticed this: Carlo Ancelotti celebrating Bayern Munich's Bundeslega win.
He's got some fcuking nerve... | |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 22:06 - May 22 with 3157 views | DannyPaddox |
What we saw Sunday was a blatant piece of match engineering from which many people made money. The football authorities should not let this go unpunished. I'm quite a moderate fellow and don't believe Chelsea should be thrown out of the league as some have suggested. But I do think they should be stripped of their title and relegated three divisions beginning next season in League 2 with a severe points deduction. In addition John Terry should be heavily fined, stripped of his England caps, and be neutered. [Post edited 22 May 2017 22:07]
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 22:26 - May 22 with 3135 views | FredManRave |
Smug twát.
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 00:06 - May 23 with 3053 views | Bluce_Ree |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 22:34 - May 22 by Monahoop |
I had know idea Englebert Humperdink was a Chelsea hero. Sad tasteless bunch. |
They really are pathetic. |  |
| ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME. |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 11:21 - May 23 with 2912 views | daveB |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 22:06 - May 22 by DannyPaddox |
What we saw Sunday was a blatant piece of match engineering from which many people made money. The football authorities should not let this go unpunished. I'm quite a moderate fellow and don't believe Chelsea should be thrown out of the league as some have suggested. But I do think they should be stripped of their title and relegated three divisions beginning next season in League 2 with a severe points deduction. In addition John Terry should be heavily fined, stripped of his England caps, and be neutered. [Post edited 22 May 2017 22:07]
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The fat fella at Sutton lost his job over a similar staged incident |  | | |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 15:01 - May 23 with 2835 views | hoof_hearted |
Jesus H Christ - Syed hates Chelsea even more than I do and I really fecking hate them. He needs treatment but in the meantime more power to him.
He makes a lousy argument though. Says sport is all about winning but he understood if weakened teams were played in pursuit of a bigger prize etc.. Chelsea had already won anything they could win out of the league and Sunderland had already lost as much as they could possibly lose. Absolutely nothing was on this match. I'm glad that he did it because it sums up John Terry for anyone who had any doubt. Cared more about himself than the club last season when he orchestrated the downing of tools until Moaninho got the sack. Cares more about himself than the club now. Captain, Racist, Bellend. |  | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:05 - May 24 with 2673 views | FredManRave |
No fake news here. You can read the article if you want but the headline sums it up nicely.
http://newsthump.com/2017/05/22/john-terry-retires-from-football-to-focus-on-adu
John Terry is tonight celebrating his retirement from football in order to focus on his true passions of adultery and racism.
“John has had a wonderful footballing career,” said the player’s agent, Simon Williams.
“But now it’s time for him to hang up his boots and focus on what he does best: adultery and racism.
“They say that in retirement every man needs a hobby, and John’s lucky that he’s got two: shagging other women and abusing people of different races.
“He feels he simply hasn’t given either discipline the attention needed lately, so he’s going to get cracking right away with a night out in Dagenham, where both can be explored freely.
“The Dog and Snatch should take care of the adultery and there’s an Asian chap who runs the corner shop opposite, so John can get stuck into shouting at him after a couple of Smirnoff Ices.”
Local Dagenham woman Shirley Lavern said, “I’d be delighted to help John get back into the swing of adultery.
“I can even organise a guard of honour for when I pull him off after 26 minutes.” | |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:43 - May 24 with 2649 views | Dorse |
What a colossal fcuktard. Actually, sorry, that is an insult to innocent, hard-working fcuktards. He is clearly a gigantic fart with skin on. | |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:48 - May 24 with 2645 views | FredManRave |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:43 - May 24 by Dorse |
What a colossal fcuktard. Actually, sorry, that is an insult to innocent, hard-working fcuktards. He is clearly a gigantic fart with skin on. |
Bloody Hell Dorse! What the hell have gigantic farts with skin on ever done to you?! | |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 19:01 - May 24 with 2629 views | 1BobbyHazell |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:43 - May 24 by Dorse |
What a colossal fcuktard. Actually, sorry, that is an insult to innocent, hard-working fcuktards. He is clearly a gigantic fart with skin on. |
I thought he came across quite well. Who couldn't find this little gem endearing?
“If that’s the way I want to go out, that’s the way I go out because I’ve been here 22 years, I’ve won so many trophies — so if I wanted to play one minute and come off, I would have done." |  | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 21:44 - May 24 with 2563 views | DannyPaddox |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 18:48 - May 24 by FredManRave |
Bloody Hell Dorse! What the hell have gigantic farts with skin on ever done to you?! |
"Gigantic farts with skin on" or saveloys were originally made from pig's brains. Almost making a
John Terry connection here but again a deep insult to farmyard animals of a porcine nature. | | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 16:04 - May 25 with 2423 views | qprxtc |
Tw@t, c unt, prick and w@nker all at the same time. Remarkable. |  | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 16:29 - May 25 with 2405 views | EastR |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 19:20 - May 22 by Dorse |
Just noticed this: Carlo Ancelotti celebrating Bayern Munich's Bundeslega win.
He's got some fcuking nerve... |
what were Ian Botham and Bono doing there? |  |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 06:17 - May 26 with 2356 views | distortR |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 19:01 - May 24 by 1BobbyHazell |
I thought he came across quite well. Who couldn't find this little gem endearing?
“If that’s the way I want to go out, that’s the way I go out because I’ve been here 22 years, I’ve won so many trophies — so if I wanted to play one minute and come off, I would have done." |
Heard that interview, dear me, certainly does not underestimate his own importance.
cue Monty Python, "You're not the messiah, you're just a full kit w*nk*r" | | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 07:29 - May 26 with 2323 views | daveB |
Only man to lift 2 european titles in full kit (including shinpads) without playing.
He continues to say UEFA told him only people in full kit could go up but Zlatan, Ashley Young and Rojo all managed to lift the cup the other night without the full kit | | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 07:46 - May 26 with 2317 views | TheChef |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 07:29 - May 26 by daveB |
Only man to lift 2 european titles in full kit (including shinpads) without playing.
He continues to say UEFA told him only people in full kit could go up but Zlatan, Ashley Young and Rojo all managed to lift the cup the other night without the full kit |
Yes John, of course, whatever you say.
He has to be the least self-aware person in the history of humanity. |  |
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 09:40 - May 26 with 2286 views | hoof_hearted |
The best game in town at the moment is winding up Chelsea fans about Man Utd winning the treble and how great Mourinho is. They bite every single time and it is increasingly funny as you have the next wind up line better prepared with practice.
The second best game in town is telling them that they only won the title this season because the manager was brave enough to drop John T*rry and that he got 3 managers sacked because he is so loyal to the club.
The third best game in town is to speculate how long before we read about his bankruptcy. He has so much money that it may take 20 years but it will happen, I'm sure of that.
Then when they start losing patience just walk away saying "Captain, Racist, Bellend". You can hear the steam coming out of their ears. | | | |
| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 11:11 - May 26 with 2263 views | Dorse |
My favourite is casually mentioning the fans' racism to Mini-Dorse's full-kit little mates whose faces just drop. If they keep it up, I chuck in the John Terry incident - 'just look it up'.
Strange how they never mention it again.
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 11:33 - May 26 with 2243 views | Juzzie |
I like this little gem too;
"I couldn’t care less, I promise you,” he said. “All I care about is celebrating with my Chelsea fans."
What a load of bollox.
Firstly.... "my fans"!!!
Secondly, what's wrong with applauding them during a walk around the pitch after the game liek every other long serving player has done in the past?
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| John Terry is a T wat Thread #3,456 on 16:21 - May 29 with 1982 views | FredManRave |
What sort of fans would we be if we couldn-t get a John Terry is a tw#t thread to 4 pages?!
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