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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 698897 views

Boston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Corny Joke Warning on 13:15 - May 16 with 2529 views

johann28

Sad day today. My girlfriend left me. She'd finally had enough of my compulsive gambling

All i can think of now is how to win her back

Corny Joke Warning on 09:27 - May 17 with 2285 views

Esox_Lucius

I found a chippy that sells fish & chips on photocopier paper.
It's a little plaice on the A4.

The grass is always greener.

Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - May 18 with 2107 views

colinallcars

I was in the caff the other day and the bloke at the next table was eating a slice of veal, ham and egg pie with a pig's ear.
I tugged on the waitress's sleeve and said “who's that ?”
She said, “oh, that's Jim, he's just come out of the army. I think they said he was in the pie ‘n’ ear corps”

Corny Joke Warning on 11:57 - May 21 with 1974 views

222gers

I went into that posh fish shop in Notting Hill Gate yesterday.
“I'd like a lobster please” I said.
“On the rocks sir ?” Said the shopkeeper.

Corny Joke Warning on 12:18 - May 21 with 1918 views

Esox_Lucius

Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - May 18 by colinallcars
I was in the caff the other day and the bloke at the next table was eating a slice of veal, ham and egg pie with a pig's ear. I tugged on the waitress's sleeve and said “who's that ?” She said, “oh, that's Jim, he's just come out of the army. I think they said he was in the pie ‘n’ ear corps”

A partner in crime with...
Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three; a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear.

The grass is always greener.

Corny Joke Warning on 12:58 - May 21 with 1883 views

222gers

Corny Joke Warning on 12:18 - May 21 by Esox_Lucius
A partner in crime with... Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have? A. Three; a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear.

Also, I went into the pub the other day and Vincent Van Gogh was sitting at a table.
I shouted “oi Vince want a pint ?”
“No, it's OK mate, I've got one 'ear” he said.

Corny Joke Warning on 14:18 - May 21 with 1800 views

NewBee

Corny Joke Warning on 12:18 - May 21 by Esox_Lucius
A partner in crime with... Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have? A. Three; a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear.

Captain Kirk - a Right ear, a Left ear and Space, the final Front ear.

Corny Joke Warning on 18:30 - May 21 with 1669 views

Lblock

When's the best time to eat a Ruby Murray?

When Tariq Aziz

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

Corny Joke Warning on 18:10 - May 28 with 1338 views

Esox_Lucius

After a troop of monkeys murdered Mr Smith, the local paper stole a line from Freddy Mercury for the following headline.
Mammals, just killed a man.

The grass is always greener.

Corny Joke Warning on 02:30 - May 29 with 1196 views

Boston

Y'know why you should never judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes?

Coz you're a mile away with a new free footwear.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Corny Joke Warning on 15:29 - Jun 4 with 903 views

colinallcars

I was at the doctor's this morning - he told me to watch my drinking.
So I went straight down to the Dog & Muffler and asked the Guv'nor to put a mirror behind the bar.

Corny Joke Warning on 20:18 - Jun 10 with 592 views

hantssi

The sky was looking ominous so l asked Siri,
"Surely, it's not going to rain today?"
And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."
That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.

Corny Joke Warning on 20:59 - Jun 10 with 559 views

Sonofpugwash

Went on a blind date and my mate said;
"Quick heads up- she's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right pillock waiting at the bar, wearing a nappy.

Poll:

Dykes - love him or hate him?

Corny Joke Warning on 21:44 - Jun 10 with 518 views

Lblock

Corny Joke Warning on 20:18 - Jun 10 by hantssi
The sky was looking ominous so l asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?" And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.

Brilliant

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

Corny Joke Warning on 22:49 - Jun 11 with 305 views

Rebalhoop

My lesbian friend has just started making her own bread,
She uses dill dough