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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? 10:08 - Jul 11 with 60411 viewsmakaveli1882

QPR edged a step closer to capturing Peter Crouch last night for a knockdown £1million after the striker is understood to have turned down a megabucks move to play in Turkey.

Not least of the reasons the Hoops fan will disappoint top side Trabzonspor is a desire to make a decent job of TV chat show due to launch later in the year.

The former England forward, born and bred in Ealing, could end up less than a mile from Rangers new training ground when he hosts Peter Crouch on the Crouch at the Sky studios in Isleworth.

The 32-year-old nearly made it to Loftus Road in January, but then manager at Stoke, Tony Pulis, vetoed the move when he failed to find cover for the 6ft 7ins forward.




Rangers boss Harry Redknapp is particularly keen to link up for the third time with Crouch so he can lessen the load on the vulnerable hip of Bobby Zamora.

The former Fulham man has vetoed an operation that would keep him out for several months opting to manage the problem with a new fitness regime, although a minimum 46-game season has boss Redknapp hoping Zamora will share duties with Crouch


Read more: Fulham Chronicle http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-qpr/2013/07/11/82029-33595116/#ixzz2Yj5O
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:40 - Jul 12 with 3141 viewsOakwoodR

Gran vs Ruud

Ruud Guillit follows the Rooney trail and visits brothels across the country where he performs oral sex on mature escorts and signs autographs whilst waiting his turn..
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:51 - Jul 12 with 3132 viewskensalriser

Adel on Adele: does my bum look big in this?

The magical Moroccan midfielder and oversized singer swap sartorial suggestions for those of the larger derriered persuasion.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:54 - Jul 12 with 3125 viewsOakwoodR

John Wark attempts to sell Pork.

The former Ipswich midfielder who also appeared with Sylvester Stallone in Escape to Victory is challenged to set up and run a stall selling bacon sandwiches in downtown Kabul.
How good is his business plan?
Can he find the perfect pitch in the market?
How does he look in an orange jump suit?


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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 00:19 - Jul 13 with 3113 viewsRANGERS4EVER

Yohans Kebabs

After Joe Kinnear's interview on talksport Yohan Cabaye has paid tribute to him by opening his own kebab shop in the centre of Newcastle, which has so far had great success

Poll: Who would you most like to see at QPR?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 00:55 - Jul 13 with 3098 viewsQPR_Nippon

Esteban on Estefan

QPR's Spanish midfielder presents a new series chronicling the career of Latina singing superstar, Gloria Estefan.
Early episodes charting her phenomenal rise to fame with Miami Sound Machine show considerable promise. However, Granero's interest in his subject visibly wanes as the series progresses, and it becomes abundantly clear to viewers that the sulky Spaniard would rather be doing a series on Shakira.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 02:16 - Jul 13 with 3080 viewshopphoops

Brazier plays ya
Whether it's canasta or tiddlywinks, take on the own-goal maestro at your chosen game.

A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 08:10 - Jul 13 with 3029 viewsWeaverQPR

Challenge Ludo. Ex goalkeeper takes on all comers in this boardgame classic.

@WeavQPR

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 08:16 - Jul 13 with 3025 viewsHunterhoop

Alan Shears Her

Famous balding ex-international and mind numbingly boring pundit, Alan Shearer, takens on a new challenge as haidresser and all round beauty salon professional in this new fly-on-the-wall documentary set in Newcastle.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 08:37 - Jul 13 with 3007 viewsjo_qpr63

Kidnap Rednapp!
Fun gameshow in which contestants are given wheelchairs to catch football manager Harry Rednapp,before he spends £50 million .

See caption competition for last weeks winner!
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 08:45 - Jul 13 with 2997 viewsN12Hoop

Hansen on Hanson: Alan Hansen shares his love of the American pop trio with viewers and reminisces about how he got a scar down his forehead when crowd diving during a particularly lively version of Mmm Bopp at a 1997 gig

Poll: Who would you most like to see win the Premiership?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:29 - Jul 13 with 2974 viewsstonebridgers

Needie Sppedie
Former Scum irritant travels the country desperate looking for somebody who likes him.
Meakers Beakers
Former QPR starlet Michael investigates the popularity of the plastic Drinking device. Will only be 1 episode as anything associated with QPR and Cups doesn't last long.
Also not football related but Judd Trumps
A wind based quiz show hosted by the popular snooker star.

Stonebridgers

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:40 - Jul 13 with 2959 viewsDesertBoot

Juan Matters. The Spanish midfielder presents a daily current affairs programme live from Chelsea's training ground.

Wish I could be like David Watts

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:43 - Jul 13 with 2955 viewsNorthernr

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:40 - Jul 13 by DesertBoot

Juan Matters. The Spanish midfielder presents a daily current affairs programme live from Chelsea's training ground.


run's daily just after Eden's Hazards where Chelsea's Belgian international midfielder investigates hidden dangers in the home.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:57 - Jul 13 with 2936 viewsstonebridgers

Clap Trap
Current ROI manager decides which contestant applauds the best

Stonebridgers

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:11 - Jul 13 with 2891 viewsWeaverQPR

Juan Kerr Zoff.

Sports discussion programme with Juan Mata, Brian Kerr and Dino Zoff

@WeavQPR

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 16:07 - Jul 13 with 2823 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Vlad All Over

Vlad The Impaler, Palace's ill-disciplined but misunderstood left-back of yore reminisces about his career at Selhurst, from his breakthrough as a naive teenager through his increasingly violent altercations with right-wingers to his sad demise and eventually losing his place in 1476 to teen sensation Kenny Sansom.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:48 - Jul 13 with 2776 viewsFredManRave

Wright Phillips Screwed Over

A torturous 4hour long documentary about the career of the vertically challenged, once quick but still expensive shite winger. Recoil at his ball control, dismay at his attempts to beat players, cringe at his attempts to cross the ball within the vicinity of the box and ridicule at his shots "on target". Yes he really is the son of....

18 certificate.


I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 19:58 - Jul 13 with 2736 viewsMonahoop

Adams on Adams.

Former England captain talks about the day he traced his Irish ancestry only to find to his utmost dismay he's a direct descendant to Gerry.

Derry on Derry.

QPR stalwart on a recent visit to the UK capital of culture, was surprised to find he was loved by the local catholics and republicans because his surname is Derry. Couldn't understand why the local protestants and unionists kept referring to him as Shaun Londonderry.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 23:29 - Jul 13 with 2663 viewsPieLout

I’m down with the Barnet

Renowned women’s hair stylist Liam Bird Cut goes back to his roots in this hard hitting documentary, where he investigates the diverse range of hair styles in and around football.
Highlights include an in-depth discussion with Keith Curle over his meticulously prepared set of curling irons; just how does he get those curls so tight?
Ex QPR player and part time pick-pocket Arthur No Hairy tells of his devastation at losing every single hair from his body while on a night out with Tranmere starlet Wax Power.
Per Merkin Sacker explains his detailed, delicate routine as he nurtures and cares for his new scrotum-merkin, purchased off a lovely young chap from Birkenhead.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:19 - Jul 14 with 2611 viewsBrazilNutR

Wright Stead Fred... Gooner Legend Ian Wright, Huddersfield local boy Jon Stead and aging Brazilian goal machine Fred all co-host a sofa based chat show
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 16:05 - Jul 14 with 2583 viewsNorthernr

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:19 - Jul 14 by BrazilNutR

Wright Stead Fred... Gooner Legend Ian Wright, Huddersfield local boy Jon Stead and aging Brazilian goal machine Fred all co-host a sofa based chat show


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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:53 - Jul 14 with 2523 viewsNW5Hoop

Deep Fryed Rice

Barry Fry and Pat Rice discuss moral relativism with French philospher Bernard Henri Levy. A favourite of Joey Barton's.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 01:15 - Jul 15 with 2458 viewshopphoops

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:19 - Jul 14 by BrazilNutR

Wright Stead Fred... Gooner Legend Ian Wright, Huddersfield local boy Jon Stead and aging Brazilian goal machine Fred all co-host a sofa based chat show



Flash of inspiration or three days sweat with the Sky Football Yearbook?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 01:47 - Jul 15 with 2443 viewsBrazilNutR

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 01:15 - Jul 15 by hopphoops


Flash of inspiration or three days sweat with the Sky Football Yearbook?


It was a flash of inspiration.... I was thinking about Fred (I live in Brazil) the Stead part was a last minute addition...
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 07:32 - Jul 15 with 2420 viewsN12Hoop

Nevs' on the Bev's: the Neville brothers and their dodgy old man discuss current affairs from their local pub

Joey on Joeys: joey Barton demonstrates his sensitive side with this touching look at the life of the baby kangaroo ( before punching it)

Hogan and Hogan: Hogan Ephraim and Hulk Hogan share their body building tips.

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