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This Charming Man. 08:46 - Apr 8 with 1285 viewsDiscodroids

Gentleman of LFW, I am a scientist. Its my job to explain the world around us - The world we see, Hear, and indeed touch.......

..but i can give you no scientific explanation as to who - or what - it was we saw in the number 19 shirt yesterday.

a beautiful androgynous Anajana newcomer new to our world ?..Perhaps..


a lumpen , gone to seed , bloated decandent dandy covered in ornate ,led laced powders from the 18th century ?..its a possibilty

a slack arseholed, opium skagged , harpsicord playing ,oil slicked golem poser who should never wear the hoops again ( unless dandyism fashion dictates) ?..certainly



never darken our door again you hopeless, hopeless fat titted bifter .

please retire to the back room of a chinese laundry and imagine you are still a footballer in the dragons acrid smoke .


[Post edited 8 Apr 2015 8:50]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This Charming Man. on 09:08 - Apr 8 with 1218 viewsCheshireR

He wasn't very good was he.

Not sure he would cut the mustard in a Chinese laundry to be honest Disco. But it may improve his fitness if he was given the job.
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This Charming Man. on 09:09 - Apr 8 with 1213 viewsJonDoeman

Maybe blame the manager who is getting praised in other threads, for picking him in a position he hasn't got the legs for ?

It Is What It Is !!

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This Charming Man. on 09:16 - Apr 8 with 1195 viewsDiscodroids

it is beyond my simian comprehension how he ever got resigned by us and how he can be a better option than say, sutherland , petresso or the departed laurent.

a urine logged piss cake in the shithouse latrine of the premiership.

its obvious to me we cant carry him , our dear clint and greyfriars in the same starting eleven. Throw in henry to that foul brew, and were premiership dust to dust.

at least ramsey got rid of that tramps tiara he always wears last night .
[Post edited 8 Apr 2015 9:22]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This Charming Man. on 09:26 - Apr 8 with 1162 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Probably the worse I've seen him play for us. (that I can remember)

He was much like the park keeper in Hungry Horace.


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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This Charming Man. on 09:29 - Apr 8 with 1150 viewsfakekerby

Not really many choices for Ramsey at the minute.

Traore and SWP the only other apparently fit options. Both are bloody awful. So he chose someone less awful but probably half as fit.

Adel would have been the best choice but he's disappeared again.
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This Charming Man. on 11:33 - Apr 8 with 1023 viewsJonDoeman

This Charming Man. on 09:29 - Apr 8 by fakekerby

Not really many choices for Ramsey at the minute.

Traore and SWP the only other apparently fit options. Both are bloody awful. So he chose someone less awful but probably half as fit.

Adel would have been the best choice but he's disappeared again.


Starting with the team that finished was a choice, no ?

It Is What It Is !!

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This Charming Man. on 11:50 - Apr 8 with 995 viewsdaveB

Is this about Zamora or Niko? I've lost track
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This Charming Man. on 11:58 - Apr 8 with 967 viewsMancR

Disco mate, you're too clever for your own good, I mean my own good.
Attempting to fathom out what you're on about is hard work especially on some of your longer posts.
But I think you didn't rate Niko last night.
Neither did anyone else who witnessed his fat added lumberings.
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This Charming Man. on 12:01 - Apr 8 with 953 viewsDiscodroids

This Charming Man. on 11:50 - Apr 8 by daveB

Is this about Zamora or Niko? I've lost track


the geezer in the number 19 shirt.

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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This Charming Man. on 12:06 - Apr 8 with 940 viewsdaveB

This Charming Man. on 12:01 - Apr 8 by Discodroids

the geezer in the number 19 shirt.


Thanks, I wasn't sure if that was a refrence to the number of goals Zamora had scored in his career. I've been away a few days so brain not working yet
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This Charming Man. on 12:40 - Apr 8 with 862 viewsCiderwithRsie

Whether or not you agree with DD's assessment, football would be better if when you scanned the match report in your rag of choice, instead of players getting marked out of 10 you could read:-

Kranjkar: a urine logged piss cake in the shithouse latrine of the premiership.
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