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Governments come and governments go, we build them up, vote them in, knock them down and bomb them out. They all pass their laws and those laws disappear again.
Meanwhile, we make the real laws. The real laws are unaltered and sacrosanct.
1) If one Irish person meets another on a biblically bad-weather day, one is legally obliged to chirp "Soft day, thank God". No choice!
I had three this morning. It's the law.
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"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
If you find yourself walking and on a collision course with someone coming the opposite way toward you, you both need to do a double shuffle in the same direction before just missing each other last minute, whilst looking down and muttering "sorry mate", and then legging it away from them as quickly as possible to save further embarrassment.
If this doesn't happen the world will collapse in on itself.
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The Real Laws of Life on 10:38 - Oct 18 with 1719 views
The Real Laws of Life on 09:16 - Oct 18 by BazzaInTheLoft
Rule of Life:
When a baby offers you a toy telephone, it doesn’t matter if you are the prime minister or president, you answer it.
If you pick up a toy telephone and a child's voice is at the other end of it, slowly walk away, leave the room, never return, and accept that the demons live there now.
When a motorist allows you to cross the road at a non-designated crossing point then you’re obliged to trot the last couple of paces whilst thanking him/her.
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The Real Laws of Life on 11:53 - Oct 18 with 1526 views
You follow a horse throughout the National Hunt season, backing it Ante Post months in advance at generous odds for its intended target a Cheltenham, as well as backing it in its preparatory races. You convince yourself the horse is improving with every race. It doesn't win at Cheltenham, and in your grief you give up on the horse and curse your judgement.
A few weeks later, it turns up at Aintree against more or less the same opposition as it faced at Cheltenham. The law of life dictates that you don't even give it a second look due to unforgivable, emotional scarring from that defeat. But it wins in a canter.
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The Real Laws of Life on 14:23 - Oct 18 with 1354 views
When walking along the pavement and you stumble or trip up forcing you into a little trot then you must let out a little snigger and wear a broad smile.
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The Real Laws of Life on 14:32 - Oct 18 with 1338 views
The Real Laws of Life on 14:23 - Oct 18 by flynnbo
When walking along the pavement and you stumble or trip up forcing you into a little trot then you must let out a little snigger and wear a broad smile.
Maybe for the younger QPR fans but at our age there is no gentle trip its a flat on your face ending and good luck smiling then . Over in the US the police always say " have a great rest of your day " after they hand you a $200 ticket for any moving voilations .Try and reply to that one
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The Real Laws of Life on 14:54 - Oct 18 with 1288 views
The Real Laws of Life on 14:38 - Oct 18 by CLAREMAN1995
Maybe for the younger QPR fans but at our age there is no gentle trip its a flat on your face ending and good luck smiling then . Over in the US the police always say " have a great rest of your day " after they hand you a $200 ticket for any moving voilations .Try and reply to that one
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