Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 08:34 - Aug 25 with 4062 views | Toast_R | Is that for real? | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 08:43 - Aug 25 with 4019 views | flynnbo | Wonder if 'Arry would be interested! | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 08:53 - Aug 25 with 3955 views | Silverfoxqpr | 'Create his own apps'? 'Produce his own clothing line'? Is this a 'thing'? Are there human beings out there who pocess both these skills and more? Amazing stuff. | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 08:57 - Aug 25 with 3930 views | 1BobbyHazell | F*cking ell. And what would a Jermain Defoe app do!? | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:01 - Aug 25 with 3903 views | Mytch_QPR | Welcome back, Disco. Given your skills in speech writing for our Harriet, plus wardrobe and costume designer for Diane Abbott, I reckon you would walk the interview. I might apply for the job of Harold's driver / dog walker / fixer when Bondy retires. | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:12 - Aug 25 with 3871 views | LadbrokeR | This was spoken about on Radio London this morning. To be honest Paul Ross and Penny Smith seemed quite incredulous when reading out the job specification. It seems nothing short of a 50 k run around, but i suppose, although i am not sure, isn't that what PAs do. On another note what is 50k as a percentage of Defoes earnings. If he is on 50k a week that's somewhere around 2 and a half million a year. In which case given the amount of work required is it a reasonable rate of pay ? | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:13 - Aug 25 with 3866 views | Dorse | His own fragrance? 'Mediocrity' by Defoe Comes in a tiny bottle accompanied by a really big bottle. The big bottle scent will do the hard work so you can nip in and score. | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:23 - Aug 25 with 3807 views | johncharles |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:12 - Aug 25 by LadbrokeR | This was spoken about on Radio London this morning. To be honest Paul Ross and Penny Smith seemed quite incredulous when reading out the job specification. It seems nothing short of a 50 k run around, but i suppose, although i am not sure, isn't that what PAs do. On another note what is 50k as a percentage of Defoes earnings. If he is on 50k a week that's somewhere around 2 and a half million a year. In which case given the amount of work required is it a reasonable rate of pay ? |
It even got some sarcastic comments on Radio 4 this morning. [Post edited 25 Aug 2015 9:31]
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:31 - Aug 25 with 3769 views | Discodroids | IIRC, didnt some bird sell her story to the news of the world about ten years ago, imparting such facts that jermaine does handstands inbetween making love 25 times a night to replenish the b lood supply. it reminds me of homer in the venus dimilo/baby sitter episode .. Simpson scandal update.. Kent Brockman :" Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!" Homer: HEY! That's a half-truth! | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:32 - Aug 25 with 3769 views | karl | BRANDING 'Growing his on line database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms' I would love to see the person who would let Disco loose on this | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:35 - Aug 25 with 3748 views | easthertsr | Total proof of why there is such disconnect between footballers and fans. The crass nature of that job description is breathtaking in its unawareness of its stupidity. The only task missing is wiping Jermaine's ar*e! | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:43 - Aug 25 with 3722 views | Mytch_QPR |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:35 - Aug 25 by easthertsr | Total proof of why there is such disconnect between footballers and fans. The crass nature of that job description is breathtaking in its unawareness of its stupidity. The only task missing is wiping Jermaine's ar*e! |
That position is known as 'The Groom Of The Stool' and is currently filled. You may send your CV if you wish to be considered for this position in the future. To be fair, it's good that these rich footballers are creating employment. A whole new underclass of manservants is reviving the days of traditional upper and lower class roles. I myself used to be a driver for a certain Mr Collymore - here is a rare picture of me between duties in a lay-by just off the A1: | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:16 - Aug 25 with 3626 views | hopphoops | Please Disco send in a response. Kind of like a flounce forfeit. We'll chip in with some genuine 'quick wins', for example it's criminal that the outgoing marketing gimp hasn't got everyone calling him J-Def already. | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:26 - Aug 25 with 3601 views | izlingtonhoop |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 09:12 - Aug 25 by LadbrokeR | This was spoken about on Radio London this morning. To be honest Paul Ross and Penny Smith seemed quite incredulous when reading out the job specification. It seems nothing short of a 50 k run around, but i suppose, although i am not sure, isn't that what PAs do. On another note what is 50k as a percentage of Defoes earnings. If he is on 50k a week that's somewhere around 2 and a half million a year. In which case given the amount of work required is it a reasonable rate of pay ? |
You went around the houses on that one Lad. If he earns, as you speculate, 50k a week, then 50k is 1/52 of the annual figure, or as near as dammit 2%. | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:43 - Aug 25 with 3542 views | fakekerby |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:26 - Aug 25 by izlingtonhoop | You went around the houses on that one Lad. If he earns, as you speculate, 50k a week, then 50k is 1/52 of the annual figure, or as near as dammit 2%. |
All a bit harsh on Defoe here - smacks of jealousy to be honest. 50k a year - regardless of his own income - is perfectly fine, if not too much for a PA role. Billion pound corporations pay PAs 25-40k, which is 0.00000000000001% of their revenue so why beat up Defoe for only 2%? Sounds like the guy has a lot on being a footballer, owning loads of property, other business ventures - why not applaud him for using his money for investments, rather than p1ssing it down the drain on drugs and gambling like many of his peers? | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:54 - Aug 25 with 3499 views | Mytch_QPR |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:43 - Aug 25 by fakekerby | All a bit harsh on Defoe here - smacks of jealousy to be honest. 50k a year - regardless of his own income - is perfectly fine, if not too much for a PA role. Billion pound corporations pay PAs 25-40k, which is 0.00000000000001% of their revenue so why beat up Defoe for only 2%? Sounds like the guy has a lot on being a footballer, owning loads of property, other business ventures - why not applaud him for using his money for investments, rather than p1ssing it down the drain on drugs and gambling like many of his peers? |
Fair point, I think it's the App and the fragrance that invite ridicule. Plus, he has a wife. If she has her own career then that's fine, otherwise you could argue that it can't be beyond her abilities to organise a few bits of property maintenance and book some concert tickets? | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:59 - Aug 25 with 3479 views | danehoop |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:54 - Aug 25 by Mytch_QPR | Fair point, I think it's the App and the fragrance that invite ridicule. Plus, he has a wife. If she has her own career then that's fine, otherwise you could argue that it can't be beyond her abilities to organise a few bits of property maintenance and book some concert tickets? |
He also has two house pets who get name checked within the adverts, I mean they cant possibly look after themselves can they? | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:00 - Aug 25 with 3475 views | fakekerby |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:54 - Aug 25 by Mytch_QPR | Fair point, I think it's the App and the fragrance that invite ridicule. Plus, he has a wife. If she has her own career then that's fine, otherwise you could argue that it can't be beyond her abilities to organise a few bits of property maintenance and book some concert tickets? |
One day Dr Dre decided to bring out his own range of cheap tacky headphones and charge customers 20 times the cost to make them, probably to similar ridicule - and now he's a billionaire. And just because his wife may have a lot of spare time on her hands, does that mean she's equipped to help run a property portfolio and get the best prices out of contractors, etc? Defoe is seeking professional assistance to make the most of his ventures, regardless of whether they are all great ideas or not. [Post edited 25 Aug 2015 11:03]
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:04 - Aug 25 with 3455 views | kensalriser | Thanks for the Disco, that's cheered me up this morning. The same person to create clothing and fragrance lines and feed the dog/water the plants? A bellend among bellends. What a big tart. [Post edited 25 Aug 2015 11:06]
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:05 - Aug 25 with 3450 views | BerkoRanger | I thought slavery had been abolished - allegedly. | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:06 - Aug 25 with 3447 views | Phildo |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 10:43 - Aug 25 by fakekerby | All a bit harsh on Defoe here - smacks of jealousy to be honest. 50k a year - regardless of his own income - is perfectly fine, if not too much for a PA role. Billion pound corporations pay PAs 25-40k, which is 0.00000000000001% of their revenue so why beat up Defoe for only 2%? Sounds like the guy has a lot on being a footballer, owning loads of property, other business ventures - why not applaud him for using his money for investments, rather than p1ssing it down the drain on drugs and gambling like many of his peers? |
in fairness it is hard to find someone who can change the cat litter and build a global brand. | | | |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:11 - Aug 25 with 3427 views | Discodroids | Blast from the past .. to: letters@standard.co.uk date: Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 8:32 AM re 'Cara Delevingie wants your job' rosamund urwin article "Cara Delevinge wants your job!" screams your headline, excellent , im a probation officer dealing with violent drug addicts, alcoholics and post code gangs for a pittance in east london, if she can pop down to show my lads and lassies the correct manner to wear a john galliano tifter at a jaunty angle , it would be much appreciated. when can she start? glenn north chingford re jermains job, Perhaps Cara 'D' would be interested ? [Post edited 25 Aug 2015 11:12]
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:11 - Aug 25 with 3424 views | Mytch_QPR |
Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:00 - Aug 25 by fakekerby | One day Dr Dre decided to bring out his own range of cheap tacky headphones and charge customers 20 times the cost to make them, probably to similar ridicule - and now he's a billionaire. And just because his wife may have a lot of spare time on her hands, does that mean she's equipped to help run a property portfolio and get the best prices out of contractors, etc? Defoe is seeking professional assistance to make the most of his ventures, regardless of whether they are all great ideas or not. [Post edited 25 Aug 2015 11:03]
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I'm just getting old and grumpy (but not jealous). That's why I've never heard of Dr Dre. It's not so much ridicule as just continued disbelief as to the money earned and then the fact that they decide to market themselves (fragrance etc) to bring in even more cash. I guess that the argument is that they have short careers - so rake in as much whilst the going is good. I just find it all a bit crass, that's all. | |
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Defoe Job Application :Assistant on 11:14 - Aug 25 with 3409 views | PunteR | I'm guessing this was written out by his former personal assistant.? | |
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