It is common in the fast food industry to issue customers with a loyalty card upon which a stamp can be collected with each cup of coffee purchased and after a certain number you get a free one, does Brendon Rodgers have one for Saints ?

Those that have been into the likes of McDonalds will be aware of the loyalty cards issued by this fast food chain, if you collect five stamps then you can receive a free cup of coffee.

With Brendan Rodger's latest onslaught on the Saints squad it has been suggested that perhaps Saints have issued Rodgers with something similar.

Certainly when Brendan first came a calling last May we were very surprised when he offered us somewhere in the region of £3.5 million for Rickie Lambert who as good as he was, age was against him.

Did we feel sorry for Rodgers for being so gullible and as a special offer issue him with a special Saints loyalty card, if we did we soon came to regret it as he returned further two times last summer to pay over inflated prices and get a stamp on his card.

Now he is looking for a fourth stamp and if he gets that how long before he gets his fifth and then comes back brandishing his card and demanding a free player.

Unluckily for Brendan we have our own version and McRonald Koeman won't be in such a charitable mood and if he is expecting happy meal prices for our players then he will be given some choice words and they won't be "Do you want fries with that"

Luckily for Saints these cards aren't transferable which means that Jurgen Klopp won't be able to use it in a few weeks after Brendan has tried to fill up his card before he joins a long list of ex Pompey managers on the dole.

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