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Matchmakers or maltesers on 22:13 - Nov 23 with 1357 views
Matchmakers or maltesers on 22:13 - Nov 23 by QuakerJack
No chance. Maltesers by a country mile. Nothing like some dark 70% or even 90% cocao from Lindt with a cup of ground coffee.
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Jackportis the brand. “A gifted posterâ€, “planet swans have a real talent on their hands in the name of Jackportis†sky sports 2018. . JP fully supports posters of LBG, mx orientation and ethnic minority groups. Update - now fully supporting the pansexual community.
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Matchmakers or maltesers on 08:43 - Nov 26 with 1285 views
Matchmakers or maltesers on 10:02 - Nov 27 by max936
Who can resist a box of Maltesers with a glass or two of a nice Rioja, failing that a nice cuppa
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Maltesers and Rioja
If you can fill the unforgiving minute.
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
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Matchmakers or maltesers on 14:08 - Nov 27 with 1117 views
Matchmakers or maltesers on 13:50 - Nov 27 by Clinton
Maltesers and Rioja
Orite en a cuppa, l know it should be dark chocolate with red wine, but lm a milk chocolate kind of fella, never been fused on dark chocolate, l also enjoy a bar of fruit and nut with a beer after my curry on a Saturday, l know lm a bad bad boy
Matchmakers or maltesers on 12:01 - Nov 27 by monmouth
One word. Revels.
Unless you draw the 'orrible coffee one
Revels are a truly excellent choice. Although ironically they're at their best when you pick a malteser.
It's the same with a kit kat. Nothing better than when you find an all chocolate one with the biscuit being mysteriously absent, but that is not the same at all as just eating the chocolate itself via a Yorkie bar.
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Matchmakers or maltesers on 14:24 - Nov 27 with 1089 views
Seems thay there are plenty on here with a sweet tooth, nothing wrong with a bit of what you like in moderation, its once a week for me and lm always famished after a good old ale fest.
Matchmakers or maltesers on 15:03 - Nov 27 by max936
Seems thay there are plenty on here with a sweet tooth, nothing wrong with a bit of what you like in moderation, its once a week for me and lm always famished after a good old ale fest.
PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE THIRD PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
"Per ardua ad astra"
Matchmakers or maltesers on 17:13 - Nov 27 by max936
Jo Brand came to our college when she was just starting out and was called something like the Sea Monster!
She was brilliant. The only issue with her is that the jokes she does now, some 27 years later are very similar. She hasn't really ever moved away from the 'overweight' and 'hates blokes' type stuff.
She did a cracking joke that I remember to this day about being cast as Bethlehem in the school nativity play (and a long story about being mistaken for Greater Manchester). After 20 odd years though I guess it pales a little!
Remember her being incredibly quick with hecklers as well - a very very funny comedian albeit a bit too lazy about coming up with new stuff to be truly great.