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Gomis and his "illness" 15:00 - Jan 25 with 12305 viewsJackfath

This must be a real worry in terms of his value and our ability to offload him. I'd wonder how he manged to end up here with a history like is.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:43 - Jan 25 with 2451 viewsairedale

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:34 - Jan 25 by ScoobyWho

Well, by fainting you definitely will become the centre of attention ....
It must be like Fcking 'come dine with me' in training sometimes.


Especially if they've got a couple of thickos there who think its contagious. There'll be people feinting faints all over the place.
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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:44 - Jan 25 with 2450 viewsJackfath

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:41 - Jan 25 by londonlisa2001

no.

Fainting once or twice a year over a period of many many years is not accurately described as 'fainting constantly'.

It's like saying that a volcano erupting once every 100 years over thousands of years is 'erupting constantly'.

Consistently perhaps, even regularly, but certainly not constantly.


Ok Lisa. Once more apologies, I can see I've touched a nerve.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:47 - Jan 25 with 2439 viewswaynekerr55

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:44 - Jan 25 by Jackfath

Ok Lisa. Once more apologies, I can see I've touched a nerve.


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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:48 - Jan 25 with 2435 viewslondonlisa2001

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:44 - Jan 25 by Jackfath

Ok Lisa. Once more apologies, I can see I've touched a nerve.


not even slightly.

I just don't quite understand why there aren't enough reasons to wallow in doom and gloom at the moment without inventing more?

I'm not bothered about Gomis - in fact, I said in another thread that if he's not interested and is causing so much trouble I'd get rid of him this week, but the illness he has is not one of the reasons for doing so.
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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:50 - Jan 25 with 2429 viewsJackfath

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:48 - Jan 25 by londonlisa2001

not even slightly.

I just don't quite understand why there aren't enough reasons to wallow in doom and gloom at the moment without inventing more?

I'm not bothered about Gomis - in fact, I said in another thread that if he's not interested and is causing so much trouble I'd get rid of him this week, but the illness he has is not one of the reasons for doing so.


I am sorry Lisa.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:51 - Jan 25 with 2423 viewsC_jack


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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:55 - Jan 25 with 2400 viewsNeiltheTaylor

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:48 - Jan 25 by londonlisa2001

not even slightly.

I just don't quite understand why there aren't enough reasons to wallow in doom and gloom at the moment without inventing more?

I'm not bothered about Gomis - in fact, I said in another thread that if he's not interested and is causing so much trouble I'd get rid of him this week, but the illness he has is not one of the reasons for doing so.


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Gomis and his "illness" on 16:07 - Jan 25 with 2365 viewsdickythorpe

I remember a young Gomis fainting in town a few years back with dramatic consequences

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Gomis and his "illness" on 16:23 - Jan 25 with 2331 viewsskippyjack

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:27 - Jan 25 by londonlisa2001

God - it says something when I find myself in complete agreement with one of your posts Skipps ;-)


Don't start winking at me Lis.. the old cobblers on here will be gunning me down.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 16:25 - Jan 25 with 2327 viewsNOTRAC

They reckon that Huw Jenkins has fainting spells.
Everytime he sees how much is written on Gomis pay cheques!

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Gomis and his "illness" on 16:39 - Jan 25 with 2293 viewsairedale

I reckon, despite the rumours, that there's a faint chance of Gomis leaving.
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Gomis and his "illness" on 17:31 - Jan 25 with 2225 viewsicecoldjack

Wouldn't fancy him driving me home !

Could we possibly have a song to celebrate this news?

"he faints when he wants, he faints when he wants, bafa gomis he faints when he wants "

could be a hit ??
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Gomis and his "illness" on 01:11 - Jan 26 with 2130 viewsBobJack

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:07 - Jan 25 by Jackfath

He feints continually. On the bench. At training.


Feint or faint, big difference.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 07:39 - Jan 26 with 2095 viewsJethroJack

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:26 - Jan 25 by somersetsimon

Knowing our luck, if that happened on the pitch, he'd get booked for diving.


Nah, that's a straight red these days.
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Gomis and his "illness" on 07:44 - Jan 26 with 2090 viewsJethroJack

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:51 - Jan 25 by C_jack



Definite simulation.
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Gomis and his "illness" on 09:43 - Jan 26 with 2074 viewstomdickharry

If this "illness" wasn't record in the players medical history when he was signed by us then one does wonder about the legality of his contractual agreement. On the other hand if it was and we didn't act upon it or received poor advice then we are behind the 8 ball as the saying goes.Accurate clarification of these points in needed.
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Gomis and his on 10:02 - Jan 26 with 2067 viewsphact0rri

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:41 - Jan 25 by londonlisa2001

no.

Fainting once or twice a year over a period of many many years is not accurately described as 'fainting constantly'.

It's like saying that a volcano erupting once every 100 years over thousands of years is 'erupting constantly'.

Consistently perhaps, even regularly, but certainly not constantly.


No offence but this struck me as an odd analogy having once been a geology major. the most active volcanoes range between 94-120 year cycles. a volcano is considered still active if its erupted in 10,000 years to give you a gauge on the slow moving cycles.

one might say if one gets drunk a few times a year, they aren't constantly getting drunk...
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Gomis and his on 14:55 - Jan 26 with 2037 viewslondonlisa2001

Gomis and his on 10:02 - Jan 26 by phact0rri

No offence but this struck me as an odd analogy having once been a geology major. the most active volcanoes range between 94-120 year cycles. a volcano is considered still active if its erupted in 10,000 years to give you a gauge on the slow moving cycles.

one might say if one gets drunk a few times a year, they aren't constantly getting drunk...
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ha ha - it was used because I happened to be watching a programme about a volcano in Vanuatu with Kate Humble at the time! You are right - it's probably a silly analogy and I know nothing about volcanos :-)

Actually I notice that the comment wasn't even that he faints constantly it was 'continually' which is even more of an exaggeration !!

Your analogy is a better one.
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Gomis and his "illness" on 14:58 - Jan 26 with 2035 viewsDafyddHuw

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:07 - Jan 25 by Jackfath

He feints continually. On the bench. At training.


That's what footballers do. When they've got the ball they feint to go one way and then they go another. How is this an illness?

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Gomis and his "illness" on 14:59 - Jan 26 with 2035 viewsFlashberryjack

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:07 - Jan 25 by Jackfath

He feints continually. On the bench. At training.


I heard that as well.......don't if it's true though

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:04 - Jan 26 with 2031 viewsStarsky

This thread is full of sloppy comedians. You can tell the ones that don't read the whole thread because they makes the same"feinting" joke... Again... And again

It's just the internet, init.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:09 - Jan 26 with 2026 viewsDafyddHuw

Couldn't be arsed to read a bullshit thread mate. Just read what the OP wrote and replied to it. Sorry to offend.
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Gomis and his on 15:16 - Jan 26 with 2012 viewsmonmouth

Gomis and his on 14:55 - Jan 26 by londonlisa2001

ha ha - it was used because I happened to be watching a programme about a volcano in Vanuatu with Kate Humble at the time! You are right - it's probably a silly analogy and I know nothing about volcanos :-)

Actually I notice that the comment wasn't even that he faints constantly it was 'continually' which is even more of an exaggeration !!

Your analogy is a better one.


I'm no philosopher either but if someone were to faint continually then they would surely never be conscious....and if they were never conscious, they could not faint...

So a continual faint is in fact a coma? Would explain Gomis performance on Saturday mind.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:25 - Jan 26 with 2008 viewsBloodyhills

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:05 - Jan 25 by exiledclaseboy

What illness has he got? Apart from an apparent aversion to controlling the ball when it's at his feet.


You're right, he has a bad case of controluvitus.

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Gomis and his "illness" on 15:32 - Jan 26 with 1997 viewsBloodyhills

Gomis and his "illness" on 15:09 - Jan 25 by NeiltheTaylor

Like Gareth Edwards?


And like Curtis for the Leeds goal. Quality feinting that was.

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