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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
20:47 - Jan 30 with 395 views
Davillin
I have thought of a couple of epitaphs I'd like to use, and wonder if any of you wits out there have any better ideas.
Start with these, and remember that there's not a lot of space for long epitaphs.
Finally
or
Never Again
[Post edited 30 Jan 2015 20:49]
I don't care. I'm old. I don't have to.
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
on 21:43 - Jan 30 with 366 views
WxmJax
That's all folks – Mel Blanc
I've finally stopped getting dumber – Paul ErdÅ‘s
I told you I was ill – Spike Milligan
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to them again – Stan Laurel
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
on 21:48 - Jan 30 with 356 views
WxmJax
Here lies the body of Davillin
Walked on a sports track
Killed by a javellin.
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
on 22:03 - Jan 30 with 344 views
dickythorpe
The manner of my death was thus, driven over by a bus
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
on 22:04 - Jan 30 with 343 views
dickythorpe
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
on 22:06 - Jan 30 with 338 views
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here
on 22:07 - Jan 30 with 335 views
dickythorpe
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