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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here 20:47 - Jan 30 with 394 viewsDavillin

I have thought of a couple of epitaphs I'd like to use, and wonder if any of you wits out there have any better ideas.

Start with these, and remember that there's not a lot of space for long epitaphs.

Finally

or

Never Again
[Post edited 30 Jan 2015 20:49]

I don't care. I'm old. I don't have to.
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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here on 21:43 - Jan 30 with 365 viewsWxmJax

That's all folks – Mel Blanc


I've finally stopped getting dumber – Paul ErdÅ‘s


I told you I was ill – Spike Milligan

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to them again – Stan Laurel

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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here on 21:48 - Jan 30 with 355 viewsWxmJax

Here lies the body of Davillin
Walked on a sports track
Killed by a javellin.

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Epitaphs -- looking for some wit here on 22:03 - Jan 30 with 343 viewsdickythorpe

The manner of my death was thus, driven over by a bus
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