I have to agree with some of the arguments the manufacturer puts forward.
Many a time I've taken a hike, enjoying flora and solitude, only to find myself stopping at a babbling creek to contemplate its ever changing nature and the impermanence of life and each and every moment, all the while thinking how much I would enjoy a rehydrated cosmopolitan, a combination of nature's own life force and powdered chemical shit--a meditation on human existence.
Muggins here has been lugging around bottles of vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, and fresh limes. Trying to shake that without ice? This is a life changer. |  |
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