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What are odds on someone ... 19:12 - Jul 31 with 1592 viewsScoobyWho

Shooting / killing / bludgeoning the lion killing dentist .....

Bearing in mind its America I would say pretty low.

Any thoughts, and how will he die if it does happen ?

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What are odds on someone ... on 19:19 - Jul 31 with 1578 viewsairedale

I hop Cock Robin gets him.

Poetic justice.
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What are odds on someone ... on 19:29 - Jul 31 with 1568 viewsDarran

Cut three fingers off each hand leaving him with a thumb and index finger.
Well that's what I'd do to him anyway.

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What are odds on someone ... on 19:36 - Jul 31 with 1552 viewsJackfath

What are odds on someone ... on 19:29 - Jul 31 by Darran

Cut three fingers off each hand leaving him with a thumb and index finger.
Well that's what I'd do to him anyway.


What would be the POINT in that?

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What are odds on someone ... on 19:57 - Jul 31 with 1524 viewsDarran

What are odds on someone ... on 19:36 - Jul 31 by Jackfath

What would be the POINT in that?


Well he'd be able to get by but won't be performing any dentistry or shooting any weapons,I didn't want to be too harsh on him people haven't forgotten the last time I was harsh on someone yet.

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What are odds on someone ... on 20:04 - Jul 31 with 1518 viewsDr_Winston

If he used a bow and arrow maybe the ancient tradition of lopping off his index and middle finger would suffice?

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What are odds on someone ... on 20:30 - Jul 31 with 1495 viewsDarran

lol

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What are odds on someone ... on 22:06 - Jul 31 with 1461 viewsScoobyWho

I have always felt that being fisted to death by a gorilla would be a tough old way to go.

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What are odds on someone ... on 22:28 - Jul 31 with 1443 viewsBanosswan

Dress him up as a lioness and let him get shafted by every male lion in the area, then give a load of rednecks a permit to kill a very rare slow lion, but they can only use 12" black mamba dildos.

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What are odds on someone ... on 00:48 - Aug 1 with 1408 viewsjackportis

Isis kill hundreds every week. Let's all make fuss of a big cat. They will all be extinct in 150 years anyway. Let's get real.

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What are odds on someone ... on 07:13 - Aug 1 with 1355 viewsjack247

What are odds on someone ... on 00:48 - Aug 1 by jackportis

Isis kill hundreds every week. Let's all make fuss of a big cat. They will all be extinct in 150 years anyway. Let's get real.


Nobody likes ISIS either.

It's not about the individual lion for me. It's about this dentist and his type who enjoy murdering animals for fun.
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What are odds on someone ... on 11:57 - Aug 1 with 1301 viewsScoobyWho

What are odds on someone ... on 07:13 - Aug 1 by jack247

Nobody likes ISIS either.

It's not about the individual lion for me. It's about this dentist and his type who enjoy murdering animals for fun.


Some very poor examples here of how this chap may well meet his demise.

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What are odds on someone ... on 12:08 - Aug 1 with 1296 viewsItchySphincter

They should just strip him and drop him in the middle of the pack, see how he fares.

As it happens I think it's quite likely some ALF looney offs him.

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What are odds on someone ... on 14:57 - Aug 1 with 1231 viewsHighjack

What are odds on someone ... on 12:08 - Aug 1 by ItchySphincter

They should just strip him and drop him in the middle of the pack, see how he fares.

As it happens I think it's quite likely some ALF looney offs him.


Why does he have to be naked? I imagine the pride of lions would have just as much chance of slaughtering him if he was wearing a tutu and leotard.

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What are odds on someone ... on 15:28 - Aug 1 with 1213 viewsDJack

What are odds on someone ... on 00:48 - Aug 1 by jackportis

Isis kill hundreds every week. Let's all make fuss of a big cat. They will all be extinct in 150 years anyway. Let's get real.


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What are odds on someone ... on 16:08 - Aug 1 with 1184 viewsScoobyWho

What are odds on someone ... on 14:57 - Aug 1 by Highjack

Why does he have to be naked? I imagine the pride of lions would have just as much chance of slaughtering him if he was wearing a tutu and leotard.


I suppose he could be smothered in Claaaaaarkes pie gravy, might add to the experience.

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What are odds on someone ... on 23:39 - Aug 1 with 1097 viewsBanosswan

What are odds on someone ... on 16:08 - Aug 1 by ScoobyWho

I suppose he could be smothered in Claaaaaarkes pie gravy, might add to the experience.


As if anyone, man or beast wants to eat that

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