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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? 15:13 - Oct 9 with 899 viewsDavillin

The line below is a comment about a well-known American TV commentator. Do you think it's funny, or witty, both, or neither?

TV personality Wolf Blitzer "has just as many brain cells as a stapler. Or a fish bowl. It's a toss up." Steven Crowder

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 16:04 - Oct 9 with 867 viewsHighjack

Surely it depends how many fish are in the bowl. Lots of fish equals lots of brain cells so it might actually be a compliment.

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 16:52 - Oct 9 with 832 viewsThursday

Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 16:04 - Oct 9 by Highjack

Surely it depends how many fish are in the bowl. Lots of fish equals lots of brain cells so it might actually be a compliment.


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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 18:53 - Oct 9 with 760 viewsdickythorpe

Dav, who are the people involved?
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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 19:39 - Oct 9 with 708 viewsmorningstar

Personally i would have to say neither as there is no connection between Wolf Blitzer and the items mentioned. So therefore very little thought has gone into the comparisons made.

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 21:41 - Oct 9 with 665 viewsmorningstar

Sorry, I should have added a comparison myself to back up what I meant.

If a poster on here said that Darran and Jackfath had as many brain cells as a Vladimir Putin butt plug, then that would be witty and funny, as they both seem to have a great interest in that sort of thing!

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 21:54 - Oct 9 with 654 viewsjack247

Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 21:41 - Oct 9 by morningstar

Sorry, I should have added a comparison myself to back up what I meant.

If a poster on here said that Darran and Jackfath had as many brain cells as a Vladimir Putin butt plug, then that would be witty and funny, as they both seem to have a great interest in that sort of thing!


I thought the Putin butt plug was one of the best posts on here for ages!
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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 22:08 - Oct 9 with 640 viewsmorningstar

Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 21:54 - Oct 9 by jack247

I thought the Putin butt plug was one of the best posts on here for ages!


So did I Tim. I can only imagine Darran hurriedly unwrapping it to send us a pic of his new 'toy'!

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 22:09 - Oct 9 with 634 viewsBanosswan

It's definitely trying too hard to appear not to be trying hard.

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 22:23 - Oct 9 with 623 viewsjack247

Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 22:08 - Oct 9 by morningstar

So did I Tim. I can only imagine Darran hurriedly unwrapping it to send us a pic of his new 'toy'!


The thought of where he found a Putin butt plug from hadnt actually crossed my mind, but now you mention it!
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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 04:00 - Oct 10 with 595 viewsDavillin

Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 16:04 - Oct 9 by Highjack

Surely it depends how many fish are in the bowl. Lots of fish equals lots of brain cells so it might actually be a compliment.


The quote said "a fish bowl," not "a bowl of fish. Hence the plausible humour.

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 04:03 - Oct 10 with 593 viewsDavillin

Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 18:53 - Oct 9 by dickythorpe

Dav, who are the people involved?


"A news analyst" and "a news analyst analyst," I guess. I also guess that makes those of us who mulled it over a bunch of "news analyst analyst analysts." No?

What a waste of brain cells!

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Is this funny, or witty, both, or neither? on 10:48 - Oct 10 with 529 viewsdickythorpe

It's a one liner that would raise a brief chuckle in a pub, but not memorable.
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