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Tattoo tax 22:01 - Nov 27 with 953 viewsjackportis

I believe the government should introduce this. A sort of chav tax. One could argue that the government could gain some tax credits back as the two tend to go hand in hand. If they charged a 20% levy on the cost could raise millions. On the positive it could deter would be persons from having tattoos. I'm thinking of starting a survey.

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Tattoo tax on 22:03 - Nov 27 with 950 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

it's on the way.

Right up their street

Although Cameron got a pigs head tattoo on his arse

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Tattoo tax on 22:09 - Nov 27 with 938 viewsmonmouth

Poor old ePaul would be funding the NHS mun.

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Tattoo tax on 22:10 - Nov 27 with 935 viewsdaijack15

There are far too many taxes as there is without adding more that effects the poor more. VAT is one of the biggest con taxes ever introduced....
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Tattoo tax on 22:18 - Nov 27 with 922 viewsmonmouth

Tattoo tax on 22:10 - Nov 27 by daijack15

There are far too many taxes as there is without adding more that effects the poor more. VAT is one of the biggest con taxes ever introduced....


What about cock tax?

Or alimony as it's known in the states.

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Tattoo tax on 22:25 - Nov 27 with 913 viewsDr_Winston

Tattoo taxes are a brilliant idea. You could charge different percentages of VAT depending upon which bit of the body are getting tatted.

Obviously tatts on the neck, head or face should attract the highest taxes to help cover the likely unemployment benefits the tattooee will receive during their lifetime.

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Tattoo tax on 22:29 - Nov 27 with 905 viewsPozuelosSideys

I like this idea - thirded!

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Tattoo tax on 22:35 - Nov 27 with 896 viewsjackportis

I could see Asda capitalising somewhere along the line. Looking after their customers.

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Tattoo tax on 22:38 - Nov 27 with 885 viewsRancid

Sleeves.Funding our country handsomely as we head into another war.
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Tattoo tax on 22:44 - Nov 27 with 871 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

tattoo tax


fack me they'll be taxing bedrooms next

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Tattoo tax on 22:47 - Nov 27 with 864 viewsepaul

Tattoo tax on 22:09 - Nov 27 by monmouth

Poor old ePaul would be funding the NHS mun.


Good job I havent got much space left then, Phew!

The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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Tattoo tax on 22:58 - Nov 27 with 839 viewsJJJack

Please make this happen. Somebody . Please. Tattoos are so crap.
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Tattoo tax on 23:01 - Nov 27 with 823 viewsepaul

Tattoo tax on 22:58 - Nov 27 by JJJack

Please make this happen. Somebody . Please. Tattoos are so crap.


No theyre not, individual choice, here we go again.................

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Tattoo tax on 23:27 - Nov 27 with 798 viewsraynor94

Tattoo tax on 22:58 - Nov 27 by JJJack

Please make this happen. Somebody . Please. Tattoos are so crap.


Got to agree, dread to think what people will look like in their later years, after years of abusing their bodies the way they have

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Tattoo tax on 23:32 - Nov 27 with 793 viewsJack_Meoff

Fantastic idea. And an extra levy per grammatical error, per week of a visible tattoo. The national debt will soon be but a distant memory!

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Tattoo tax on 23:32 - Nov 27 with 793 viewsDarran

Tattoo tax on 23:27 - Nov 27 by raynor94

Got to agree, dread to think what people will look like in their later years, after years of abusing their bodies the way they have


Exactly epauls looking awful and he's only 49.



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Tattoo tax on 08:44 - Nov 28 with 678 viewsepaul

Tattoo tax on 23:32 - Nov 27 by Darran

Exactly epauls looking awful and he's only 49.





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Tattoo tax on 10:09 - Nov 28 with 629 viewsHighjack

I like the idea of chav tax. We could make the Jeremy Kyle show pay per view.

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Tattoo tax on 10:33 - Nov 28 with 604 viewsLoyal

This will never work due to the locations of said tattoos.
My sister has a grapefruit tattooed on the inside of her left curtain ( she has always had a moist clout area going back to when we were teenagers ) To identify such tattoos would require a whole team of specialist 'vaginal inquirers' all of whom would find it very difficult to appraise or survey these areas due to the potential boner situation in a more credible and finer looking bint.

It's an impossible situation.

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Tattoo tax on 10:52 - Nov 28 with 595 viewsJack_Meoff

Tattoo tax on 10:33 - Nov 28 by Loyal

This will never work due to the locations of said tattoos.
My sister has a grapefruit tattooed on the inside of her left curtain ( she has always had a moist clout area going back to when we were teenagers ) To identify such tattoos would require a whole team of specialist 'vaginal inquirers' all of whom would find it very difficult to appraise or survey these areas due to the potential boner situation in a more credible and finer looking bint.

It's an impossible situation.


Fair play


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Tattoo tax on 13:31 - Nov 28 with 542 viewsSwanzay

I just saw a man in the local Aldi with the 'Atari' logo tattooed on front neck....wtf!
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