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xmas party crashers 21:19 - Nov 29 with 1226 viewsjack_lord

As I don't work for a company that has a local xmas party, I plan on doing an afternoon in Swansea before Xmas with the missus and go to somewhere where it is busy for food and drinks - any recommendations?

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xmas party crashers on 21:22 - Nov 29 with 1217 viewsLoyal

Come round mine mate, I have a Taiwanese fanny frother, runs on pp3 batteries, I always get it out every Xmas when my sister comes round. Your most welcome to have a lick.

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xmas party crashers on 22:11 - Nov 29 with 1177 viewsjack_lord

xmas party crashers on 21:22 - Nov 29 by Loyal

Come round mine mate, I have a Taiwanese fanny frother, runs on pp3 batteries, I always get it out every Xmas when my sister comes round. Your most welcome to have a lick.


have you got anything for the missus

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xmas party crashers on 14:13 - Nov 30 with 1036 viewsLoyal

xmas party crashers on 22:11 - Nov 29 by jack_lord

have you got anything for the missus


I have just got my hands on a fudge distorter if its anal frivolity you are looking for, otherwise I have a spinning finger which if positioned on your sofa the aforementioned Mrs Lord can squat down and enjoy a 'fingerola' whilst watching the TV. The good thing with this is she can also utilise its height proximeter to place In any area whilst seated. She could even seek glorification whilst making your tea.

It's a winner.

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xmas party crashers on 18:48 - Nov 30 with 953 viewsjack_lord

xmas party crashers on 14:13 - Nov 30 by Loyal

I have just got my hands on a fudge distorter if its anal frivolity you are looking for, otherwise I have a spinning finger which if positioned on your sofa the aforementioned Mrs Lord can squat down and enjoy a 'fingerola' whilst watching the TV. The good thing with this is she can also utilise its height proximeter to place In any area whilst seated. She could even seek glorification whilst making your tea.

It's a winner.


That all very welcoming but we need info on where to go next week

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xmas party crashers on 19:49 - Nov 30 with 911 viewsperchrockjack

xmas party crashers on 18:48 - Nov 30 by jack_lord

That all very welcoming but we need info on where to go next week


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xmas party crashers on 20:43 - Nov 30 with 887 viewsjack247

xmas party crashers on 19:49 - Nov 30 by perchrockjack

Loyal coming up on the rails for poty


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xmas party crashers on 21:09 - Nov 30 with 862 viewsdickythorpe

Very funny but dirty is Loyal.
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xmas party crashers on 21:58 - Nov 30 with 843 viewsLoyal

xmas party crashers on 18:48 - Nov 30 by jack_lord

That all very welcoming but we need info on where to go next week


The pub.

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xmas party crashers on 23:42 - Nov 30 with 814 viewsjack_lord

We are thinking about mixing in with an office party but we need a back story. She can be from HR, recently transferred with a drink problem and I will have to be one of the new recruitment consultants employed due to the upcoming planned streamlining

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xmas party crashers on 10:58 - Dec 1 with 741 viewsHighjack

Looks like Bakers back.

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xmas party crashers on 12:45 - Dec 1 with 712 viewsDevz00

xmas party crashers on 10:58 - Dec 1 by Highjack

Looks like Bakers back.


I was thinking the same. Good stuff!

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