House spiders 11:45 - Aug 25 with 1830 views | controversial_jack | This is the time of year they appear in homes. I don't mind them, but some of them this year must be on steroids. There was one in the bathroom a few days ago I could have put a saddle on it | | | | |
House spiders on 11:49 - Aug 25 with 1819 views | CountyJim | Spiders are Great Respect | | | |
House spiders on 12:46 - Aug 25 with 1758 views | Joe_bradshaw | My mother was bitten by a false widow spider a few months ago. It was quite nasty and consisted of two puncture wounds like a vampire bite. I hadn't realised that we had biting spiders in this country until then. | |
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House spiders on 13:32 - Aug 25 with 1713 views | bazzool | I hate these, i wont go up my attick coz of them, chimney breast is 1 big netting of web, when the wife was pregnant i chucked her up there to get the xmas decs down lol | | | |
House spiders on 15:42 - Aug 25 with 1629 views | Dyfnant |
House spiders on 13:32 - Aug 25 by bazzool | I hate these, i wont go up my attick coz of them, chimney breast is 1 big netting of web, when the wife was pregnant i chucked her up there to get the xmas decs down lol |
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House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 with 1478 views | Nogginthenog | They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid. [Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]
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House spiders on 10:40 - Aug 26 with 1470 views | controversial_jack |
House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Nogginthenog | They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid. [Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]
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House spiders on 17:21 - Aug 26 with 1401 views | Highjack | Spiders keep the flies away and are far more economical than having an old lady swallow them all. | |
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House spiders on 17:27 - Aug 26 with 1395 views | jojaca |
I did wake up once and there was a spider running on my chest, s**t myself. | |
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House spiders on 18:53 - Aug 26 with 1349 views | max936 | There was one here this somorning huge bloody thing, quite quick as well he was the bugger, I chucked him over the wall into Darrans garden | |
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House spiders on 22:41 - Aug 26 with 1276 views | Swanjack10 |
House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Nogginthenog | They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid. [Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]
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That's old jacks family ffs not spiders | |
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House spiders on 22:43 - Aug 26 with 1270 views | NeiltheTaylor |
House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Nogginthenog | They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid. [Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]
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| Joe_bradshaw -I thought the cryochamber was the new name for Cardiff's stadium.
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House spiders on 06:38 - Aug 27 with 1211 views | bazzool |
House spiders on 15:42 - Aug 25 by Dyfnant | You let her out yet |
Oh s**t im glad you reminded me, i better unlock the hatch , its been 2 years | | | |
House spiders on 17:14 - Aug 28 with 1093 views | Brynmill_Jack |
House spiders on 06:38 - Aug 27 by bazzool | Oh s**t im glad you reminded me, i better unlock the hatch , its been 2 years |
Reminds me of that Tommy Cooper joke :- "The wife was cleaning the attic the other day. Old, dirty , full of cobwebs.............. ....................but she's ever so good with the kids ". | |
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