Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
House spiders 11:45 - Aug 25 with 1830 viewscontroversial_jack

This is the time of year they appear in homes. I don't mind them, but some of them this year must be on steroids. There was one in the bathroom a few days ago I could have put a saddle on it
0
House spiders on 11:49 - Aug 25 with 1819 viewsCountyJim

Spiders are Great
Respect
0
House spiders on 12:46 - Aug 25 with 1758 viewsJoe_bradshaw

My mother was bitten by a false widow spider a few months ago. It was quite nasty and consisted of two puncture wounds like a vampire bite. I hadn't realised that we had biting spiders in this country until then.

Planet Swans Prediction League Winner Season 2013-14. Runner up 2014_15.
Poll: How many points clear of relegation will we be on Saturday night?

0
House spiders on 13:32 - Aug 25 with 1713 viewsbazzool

I hate these, i wont go up my attick coz of them, chimney breast is 1 big netting of web, when the wife was pregnant i chucked her up there to get the xmas decs down lol
0
House spiders on 15:42 - Aug 25 with 1629 viewsDyfnant

House spiders on 13:32 - Aug 25 by bazzool

I hate these, i wont go up my attick coz of them, chimney breast is 1 big netting of web, when the wife was pregnant i chucked her up there to get the xmas decs down lol


You let her out yet

Poll: How much will SCFC spend on transfer fees this summer

0
House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 with 1478 viewsNogginthenog

They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]
0
House spiders on 10:40 - Aug 26 with 1470 viewscontroversial_jack

House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Nogginthenog

They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]


Shut up!
0
House spiders on 17:21 - Aug 26 with 1401 viewsHighjack

Spiders keep the flies away and are far more economical than having an old lady swallow them all.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

0
House spiders on 17:27 - Aug 26 with 1395 viewsjojaca

House spiders on 10:40 - Aug 26 by controversial_jack

Shut up!


I did wake up once and there was a spider running on my chest, s**t myself.

Even when you know, you never know?

0
Login to get fewer ads

House spiders on 18:53 - Aug 26 with 1349 viewsmax936

There was one here this somorning huge bloody thing, quite quick as well he was the bugger, I chucked him over the wall into Darrans garden

Poll: Will it Snow this coming Winter

0
House spiders on 22:41 - Aug 26 with 1276 viewsSwanjack10

House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Nogginthenog

They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]


That's old jacks family ffs not spiders

ambition is critical....................
Poll: do you think swanjack10 should be a moderator?

0
House spiders on 22:43 - Aug 26 with 1270 viewsNeiltheTaylor

House spiders on 10:32 - Aug 26 by Nogginthenog

They may start to appear at this time of the year but they are always there, hidden in recesses somewhere, lurking, scheming. In fact when you are asleep and snoring they walk in and out of your mouth for devilment, especially the big hairy ones, and they crap on your tonsils and spray urine around your back molars. Be afraid........very afraid.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2016 11:06]


And drink from your eyes

Joe_bradshaw -I thought the cryochamber was the new name for Cardiff's stadium.

0
House spiders on 06:38 - Aug 27 with 1211 viewsbazzool

House spiders on 15:42 - Aug 25 by Dyfnant

You let her out yet


Oh s**t im glad you reminded me, i better unlock the hatch , its been 2 years
0
House spiders on 17:14 - Aug 28 with 1093 viewsBrynmill_Jack

House spiders on 06:38 - Aug 27 by bazzool

Oh s**t im glad you reminded me, i better unlock the hatch , its been 2 years


Reminds me of that Tommy Cooper joke :-

"The wife was cleaning the attic the other day. Old, dirty , full of cobwebs..............











....................but she's ever so good with the kids ".

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2024