A mate of mine went to Thailand with his firm. Pulled a stunning bird on only his first night there.
Whilst giving it to her she said " Maggi waggi pa pa"
So my mate, who's in good shape started thrusting a bit more. "Maggi waggi pa pa" she said again.
"Ok", my mate thought as he breathed in he really picked up the pace, "Maggi waggi pa pa, Maggi waggi pa pa!" She said more vocally.
"Right" my mate thought "she's having it now big time!!!" He went for it so hard his veins bulged, biceps and chest tightened up and he naturally shot his load. "MAGGI WAGGI PA PA, MAGGI WAGGI PA PAAAAAA!!!"
The next day a game of golf was arranged, at the 18 th he teed off, a massive drive it was. "MAGGI WAGGI PA PA" he heard from a local behind him.
"YOU WHAT MATE???? YOU WANT ME TO DO YOU HARDER FROM BEHIND????"
" No , WRONG HOLE!!!!" , replied the local. |  |
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