| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... 14:44 - Feb 6 with 4242 views | DafyddHuw |
......................................................................what would you make him for breakfast?
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 14:51 - Feb 6 with 3441 views | pencoedjack |
I'd ask him if he minded me having a go with his |  | | |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 14:53 - Feb 6 with 3434 views | DafyddHuw |
I'd make sure he had a healthy meal, plenty of fresh fruit, to make sure he's OK for the next match. It's all about priorities. | | | |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 15:08 - Feb 6 with 3387 views | Loyal |
After getting him to precisely hammer home a free kick in to her wadger I would probably insert my finger in his bum and dance to Abba records for a period of time before sitting down for the evening with a six pack of raspberry yoghurt.
We are all different remember. |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 15:17 - Feb 6 with 3347 views | 34dfgdf54 |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 14:51 - Feb 6 by pencoedjack |
I'd ask him if he minded me having a go with his |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 15:21 - Feb 6 with 3330 views | perchrockjack |
I d thank him |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 15:38 - Feb 6 with 3296 views | TheKirkyLife |
Wouldn't be surprised; scored again. |  | | |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 15:42 - Feb 6 with 3279 views | swanjackal |
My first response would be...
"Not you again?" |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 16:06 - Feb 6 with 3212 views | oldcob |
I'd ask him "how come you are a footballer with eyesight like that?"
p.s my misses doesn't read planet swans. | | | |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 16:10 - Feb 6 with 3186 views | swan_si |
never going to happen, apparently he's got a heavy first touch.
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 16:51 - Feb 6 with 3101 views | Vetchfielder |
I'd ask if I could join them and then I'd immediately ask if I could have a go with his  |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 17:10 - Feb 6 with 3044 views | karnataka |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 16:51 - Feb 6 by Vetchfielder |
I'd ask if I could join them and then I'd immediately ask if I could have a go with his |
I'd have him sectioned. |  | | |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 17:21 - Feb 6 with 2999 views | Clinton |
I'd clap along with a Viking war chant, then a couple of choruses of "You Jack B'stard" on completion.
Top thread btw, made me smile on a grey day. |  |
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With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 17:42 - Feb 6 with 2946 views | WxmJax |
I don't know about anyone else but I'd go absolutely ballistic, that chance he missed the other week was shocking and he needs to be told we won't stand for it. |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 18:05 - Feb 6 with 2874 views | jack2jack |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 17:42 - Feb 6 by WxmJax |
I don't know about anyone else but I'd go absolutely ballistic, that chance he missed the other week was shocking and he needs to be told we won't stand for it. |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 18:23 - Feb 6 with 2814 views | MrSwerve |
So this is why TheResurrection wanted to loan him out. |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 18:42 - Feb 6 with 2769 views | dailew |
Admire at close range the way he can hammer those balls into the box. |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 18:44 - Feb 6 with 2757 views | Banosswan |
Be glad that at least one of us was getting it. |  |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 18:56 - Feb 6 with 2708 views | longlostjack |
Wouldn't be bothered. Not Siggy's responsibility for keeping a clean sheet. If it had been Tremmel mind ..... |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 19:09 - Feb 6 with 2671 views | Starsky |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 18:56 - Feb 6 by longlostjack |
Wouldn't be bothered. Not Siggy's responsibility for keeping a clean sheet. If it had been Tremmel mind ..... |
He's always preferred playing in the hole |  |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 19:26 - Feb 6 with 2624 views | JethroJack |
I'd give him the benefit of the doubt, because I know that Clement has asked him to do some extra work on his penetration in the box. |  | | |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 19:30 - Feb 6 with 2606 views | blueytheblue |
I'd punch him.
Now if it was Super Kev McNaughton... | |
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 20:11 - Feb 6 with 2513 views | jack247 |
Sorry, no. Only Bauza gets to do that. | | | |
| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 20:22 - Feb 6 with 2476 views | MrSwerve |
I would just slowly do the Icelandic clap (not the std kind) until he finished. Or maybe in rhythm with his thrusts. [Post edited 6 Feb 2017 20:26]
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 21:40 - Feb 6 with 2351 views | builthjack |
Tell him to come back when he's big enough |  |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| If you caught Gylfi in bed with your missus..................................... on 22:15 - Feb 6 with 2287 views | Ebo |
He'd never get near her as my arse would be in the way, unless he is of the DP persuasion.... |  |
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