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Fair play that did make me laugh. It's Brexit made flesh.
“I’m here to give the players a kick up the arse and win games,” Adams said during his first press conference after being announced as Granada head coach. Tactics? Irrelevant. Philosophy? Are you a girl? There are few problems that cannot be solved with some good, old-fashioned kicking of the arse, and who is better equipped to do that than the man with “40 years of experience”? As he’s only 50, he must have been one bloody horrible ten-year-old.
He then detailed how he would “try some things in training to liven up the team” and we could not help but think of press-ups, laps around the pitch, punishing runs up sand dunes and endless games of ‘red-arse’. We can only imagine the bemusement of a squad that recently made history by being the first side in La Liga history to field an XI of 11 different nationalities. Over half the squad is on loan from elsewhere so of course they will be incredibly motivated to have their arses kicked by a man whose last managerial job was in Azerbaijan five years ago. Sergi Samper learned a great deal at La Masia, but he has never been kicked up the arse by an Englishman the size of Tony Adams."