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Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* 20:53 - Apr 23 with 1538 views

Great game, watching it on the sportsmania link, fcking co commentator sounds exactly like Sid the dead darts commentator. Hilarious.

Shouts everything.

Quote - That shot was as soft as a mothers kiss .....
He rises like a salmon from a fresh summers stream. .....

I will add more as they come along ðŸ˜‚

This atmosphere would deafen a bat ....
That miss would make an onion cry ....
He has the touch of an anvil.
That was a bucket full of knuckles header.
That ref talks like Charlie Browns school teacher.
Ronaldo was as sloppy as a soup sandwich with that finish.
Navas makes his six yard box an octopus's garden.
He has kaleidoscopic eyes.
Majesterial strike off the planet charts.
Puts the defender on his back like a turtle.
The shot was as elusive as a moonbeam.
Beautiful honey dew of a touch.
Ronaldo Screaming his verbals like Mussolini on his balcony.
Centipedes must fantasise about having just one left foot like Messi.
The defence is stretched out like spandex.
He arrives like a ghost out of a big Scottish bog !
Both defences working like a one eyed cat guarding three mouse holes.
Messi, drop a taranchula in to his shorts and he still remains cool.
In fact he is as cool as the seeds from a cucumber.

Real 2 Barca 3
Messi injury time winner.

Superb game.

This is him, Ray Hudson. Quality.

[Post edited 23 Apr 2017 21:40]

	Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* on 01:48 - Apr 24 with 1363 views

Loyal

Possibly the finest thread ever on planet swans, thanks Ebo for the support.
It deserved a thousand up arrows.

	Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll:	Who should be Swansea number 1

Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* on 06:23 - Apr 24 with 1306 views

jack247

Twists and turns like a cheap garden hose

Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* on 06:52 - Apr 24 with 1287 views

bazzool

Thats what footy needs, i love some of these quotes lol, im getting fed up of the usual boring quotes "the ball was always rising" yes it was always rising coz it was kicked into the f@#king sky you t@#t

Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* on 08:58 - Apr 24 with 1216 views

nierika

I watch La Liga matches in Spanish so I dont have to listen to his fawn over Messi for 90 minutes. I think he huffs a pair of Messi's match worn underwear during halftime.

Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* on 09:59 - Apr 24 with 1151 views

WarwickHunt

Looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

OK, he didn't really say that.

Real v Barca commentator quotes *updated till FT* on 10:25 - Apr 24 with 1126 views

Loyal

http://rayhudsonquotes.tumblr.com/post/19545897586/braver-than-a-matador-in-a-pi

Braver than a matador in a pink tutu ðŸ˜‚

	Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll:	Who should be Swansea number 1

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