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Dilemma 19:05 - Jun 18 with 1023 viewsbluenile

A letter to an Agony Aunt.

Dear Evelyn,
I would be grateful if you would advise me in the following problem.
I am 32 years of age, I have two brothers, one works for a very large company and is an ardent Manchester United supporter and the other brother is in Strangeway's for attempted murder and Larceny.
My Father is a very nice gentleman living off my twin sisters who are now on the streets holding good positions in the west end.
My Mother is pregnant to our next door neighbour, and in view of this my Father has refused to marry her. Recently I have met a lovely and charming girl who is an ex-prostitute, simple and sweet, and the mother of three children, two coloured.
My problem is, should I tell her about my brother who is a Manchester United Supporter.

Open the ipod bay doors Hal

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Dilemma on 21:24 - Jun 18 with 910 viewsItchySphincter

Not funny.

It's the way you tell them I suppose.................................................



‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Dilemma on 22:47 - Jun 18 with 817 viewsdobjack2

Very Old one. First time I heard it was in relation to villa and the blues.
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Dilemma on 23:32 - Jun 18 with 770 viewsairedale

Vile. Mods please delete.
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Dilemma on 01:01 - Jun 19 with 735 viewsHighjack

Oof tough crowd.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Dilemma on 01:13 - Jun 19 with 733 viewsDJack

Dilemma on 01:01 - Jun 19 by Highjack

Oof tough crowd.


...no change there then.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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