| Tammy Abraham 12:22 - Jun 19 with 7600 views | 34dfgdf54 |
I know there was talk on the forum before about him, but now Jenkins has confirmed we are interested, I thought a new thread was worthy.
Not for me personally, from what I have seen, not alot it must be said, he is good in the box, goal poacher.... But does nothing in regards to build up play etc, I know Llorente got some stick but last few months he came into his own. Levels and levels above Abraham. We already have a striker in the Abraham mould in Borja. |  | | |  |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:24 - Jun 19 with 5916 views | raynor94 |
A bit like Jason Scotland then |  |
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| Tammy Abraham on 12:27 - Jun 19 with 5899 views | Pegojack |
I know people still want to give Borja a chance, but for me he can't do it and has proved he can't do it. Get shot asap.
I'd be very keen to get Abraham on loan. He's only 19, FFS, he's already proved himself a prolific scorer at Championship level and will only get better with good coaching and being challenged to perform at a higher level.
Come on, Big Nose, get him in. (and while you're at it, get your lawyer in too, because you're going to need him....) |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:32 - Jun 19 with 5863 views | 34dfgdf54 |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:27 - Jun 19 by Pegojack |
I know people still want to give Borja a chance, but for me he can't do it and has proved he can't do it. Get shot asap.
I'd be very keen to get Abraham on loan. He's only 19, FFS, he's already proved himself a prolific scorer at Championship level and will only get better with good coaching and being challenged to perform at a higher level.
Come on, Big Nose, get him in. (and while you're at it, get your lawyer in too, because you're going to need him....) |
I'm not advocating giving Borja another chance, he doesn't fit in to how we want to play, Abraham will be the same.
As for his age, good luck to the lad, but we don't need to be taking risks on other clubs youngsters in what will be a very competitive season in the Premier League. I suppose it's the market we are in though. | | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:38 - Jun 19 with 5821 views | RuDeMan1970 |
Jenkins quoted as being after "one or two players" once more. Here we go again... |  |
| ..."who will guard the guards..?" |
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| Tammy Abraham on 12:42 - Jun 19 with 5789 views | magicdaps10 |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:38 - Jun 19 by RuDeMan1970 |
Jenkins quoted as being after "one or two players" once more. Here we go again... |
I think it is a case of getting players off the books first, this will determine what the club does for me.
If they can shift players like Gomis, Tabanou, Amat, VDH, Barrow and Baston then that will determine the numbers we bring in. |  |
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| Tammy Abraham on 12:47 - Jun 19 with 5755 views | kyswans |
Think I said this in the other thread
If we were to get a young guy like Abraham I'd want it to be a purchase. No reason for us to play Chelsea's youngster.
But if we purchased -- and maybe added a cheapish (20m?) buyout to Chelsea, they wouldn't feel bad about it and we could actually get something from playing him. |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 13:16 - Jun 19 with 5637 views | costalotta |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:42 - Jun 19 by magicdaps10 |
I think it is a case of getting players off the books first, this will determine what the club does for me.
If they can shift players like Gomis, Tabanou, Amat, VDH, Barrow and Baston then that will determine the numbers we bring in. |
can you add HJ to the get rid list. Please god no...he shouldn't be anywhere with a country mile of recruitment. He's just not up to it. |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 13:25 - Jun 19 with 5572 views | DafyddHuw |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:32 - Jun 19 by 34dfgdf54 |
I'm not advocating giving Borja another chance, he doesn't fit in to how we want to play, Abraham will be the same.
As for his age, good luck to the lad, but we don't need to be taking risks on other clubs youngsters in what will be a very competitive season in the Premier League. I suppose it's the market we are in though. |
"As for his age, good luck to the lad, but we don't need to be taking risks on other clubs youngsters"
Like Alfie, you mean.4 |  | | |
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| Tammy Abraham on 13:29 - Jun 19 with 5554 views | somersetsimon |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:47 - Jun 19 by kyswans |
Think I said this in the other thread
If we were to get a young guy like Abraham I'd want it to be a purchase. No reason for us to play Chelsea's youngster.
But if we purchased -- and maybe added a cheapish (20m?) buyout to Chelsea, they wouldn't feel bad about it and we could actually get something from playing him. |
Our problem is that we tend to play with one up front and we're not good enough to rest our first choice striker, so anyone that we bring in would struggle to get any game time. |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 13:41 - Jun 19 with 5503 views | magicdaps10 |
For me, Mitrovic at Newcastle would be a terrific signing for us.
There is a player there and still young. | |
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| Tammy Abraham on 13:45 - Jun 19 with 5481 views | 34dfgdf54 |
| Tammy Abraham on 13:25 - Jun 19 by DafyddHuw |
"As for his age, good luck to the lad, but we don't need to be taking risks on other clubs youngsters"
Like Alfie, you mean.4 |
Alfie was a permanent transfer... | | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 14:03 - Jun 19 with 5398 views | jackjackjackjack |
| Tammy Abraham on 13:41 - Jun 19 by magicdaps10 |
For me, Mitrovic at Newcastle would be a terrific signing for us.
There is a player there and still young. |
He hardly got a game in the Championship, and Newcastle want to replace him with Tammy Abraham... | |
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| Tammy Abraham on 14:22 - Jun 19 with 5332 views | WarwickHunt |
Tammy? We want to sign someone called Tammy?
FFS, what's football coming to?
An old Sheffield Utd. forum post - been on before but well worth another airing...
"I'm feeling all angry about these modern day footballers and I know
>why they have gone all soft. It's because of poncy names. That's what it
>is. Remember the old days when footy players kicked a f*cking ball made
>out of ten pounds of clay stitched inside a steel reinforced leather shell
>with laces made out of piano wire?
>
>
> Well, in them days, players could only survive the rigours of the
>game because they were called things like Albert, Arthur, Bert, Harry,
>Bill, Eddie, Bob, Jack and Stan. F*cking tough names for tough men them
>was. And what do we have now? Gareth, Jason, Dale, Dean, Ryan, Jamie,
>Robbie. F*cking tarts names they are. Great big f*cking poofs.
>
> No wonder the ball's like a f*cking balloon and shin pads are like
>slices of bread. In the old days you never saw a Len Shackleton or Billy
>Wright with a poofy little Sondico piece of paper down his little thin
>socks. F*cking shin pads in them days was made out of library books and
>socks was like sackcloth. Same with jerseys. F*cking shirts with holes in
>'em now so they can breathe. Yes and so Jamie's hairless chest can breathe
>and he doesn't get a chill. F*ck off. Stanley Matthews used to dribble
>round Europe's finest wearing a f*cking tent and shorts cobbled together
>from the jacket of his demob suit. Aye he bloody did.
>
> No wonder players fall over whenever an opponent comes near them.
>And they never used to show their @rses at one another either. Can you
>imagine what might have happened if Don Revie had flashed his ring at Nat
>Lofthouse during a City-Bolton Wanderers game? He'd have got one of them
>size 13 hobnail f*ckers up his chuff.
>
> F*cking therapy for stress my arse! Stan Colleymore slaps his
>missus about and he takes three seasons off with stress counselling. What
>is that all about? In the old days, it was expected for footballers to
>belt the old sow about a bit, especially after a bad defeat. And the old
>women used to expect it and so they should have, they was lucky to be
>married to footballers.
>
> Ernie McShi** of Port Vale got run over with a horse and cart one
>Friday night and still he turned out against Bradford the next day. And he
>scored two goals. That's cos he didn't have a poof name. Good old Ernie.
>It is said he broke his hip, both legs, murdered his wife and buried her
>under the patio and still made the England team for the home
>internationals. Did he have any stress counselling? Did he b*llocks!
>
> And drugs? There was none of that in the old days. Oh no. In them
>days it was a quick shot of morphine before the kick off and you was lucky
>if you got that. By half time it had all but wore off so they pumped you
>full of Laudanum. None of this cocaine sniffing and shooting up class A
>narcotics.
>
> Goal celebrations. Don't talk to me about goal celebrations.
>Crawling on the floor and thrusting their hips at the crowd. Huh, I'd have
>liked to have seen Cliff Bastin do that after a run down the left flank and
>crossing for Alex James to fire home a winner. Handshakes, that was all
>you got. That and a w*nk in the showers afterwards. But it was a proper
>w*nk....all man stuff. None of these poofy w*nks between blokes that you
>get nowadays with players like Graeme Le Saux and Stephen Gerrard.
>Allegedly. It was just a harmless bit of spanking the plank among healthy
>young sportsmen.
>
> Sixty grand a f*cking week! Ha! I wouldn't pay 'em tuppence. Two
>bob is what Tommy Lawton used to get....a month! And Tom Finney still
>worked as a plumber four days a week when he was playing for England. Its
>true you know. Players had to work them days just to make up their money.
>Not like today. Stan Pearson had to clean sewers and doubled up as the Old
>Trafford sh*thouse cleaner. He had to go off during one game because a log
>jam had built up and blocked the "U" bend. And that Eddie Hapgood, he was
>a male model, though he never liked to talk about it.
>
> So I say we start calling kids real male names again. If you're
>having a kid don't even consider a poofy name like what people call their
>kids these days. Otherwise, what are we gonna get in twenty years time?
>The England team full of players called Ronan, Keanu, Ashley and f*cking
>Chesney. F*ck that, call your kids Herbert, Len, Fred and Wilf and lets
>get the poofs out of the game once and for all!" |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 14:22 - Jun 19 with 5327 views | jack247 |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:32 - Jun 19 by 34dfgdf54 |
I'm not advocating giving Borja another chance, he doesn't fit in to how we want to play, Abraham will be the same.
As for his age, good luck to the lad, but we don't need to be taking risks on other clubs youngsters in what will be a very competitive season in the Premier League. I suppose it's the market we are in though. |
We as fans don't really know how we are going to play next season. The way we finished last time was a very effective means to an end based on getting the best out of the players we had.
That way simply doesn't work without a Llorente type. It's quite conceivable that he won't be here in August, which may mean a more fluid way of playing.
I'm not advocating keeping Borja though! | | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 18:04 - Jun 19 with 4945 views | DafyddHuw |
| Tammy Abraham on 14:22 - Jun 19 by WarwickHunt |
Tammy? We want to sign someone called Tammy?
FFS, what's football coming to?
An old Sheffield Utd. forum post - been on before but well worth another airing...
"I'm feeling all angry about these modern day footballers and I know
>why they have gone all soft. It's because of poncy names. That's what it
>is. Remember the old days when footy players kicked a f*cking ball made
>out of ten pounds of clay stitched inside a steel reinforced leather shell
>with laces made out of piano wire?
>
>
> Well, in them days, players could only survive the rigours of the
>game because they were called things like Albert, Arthur, Bert, Harry,
>Bill, Eddie, Bob, Jack and Stan. F*cking tough names for tough men them
>was. And what do we have now? Gareth, Jason, Dale, Dean, Ryan, Jamie,
>Robbie. F*cking tarts names they are. Great big f*cking poofs.
>
> No wonder the ball's like a f*cking balloon and shin pads are like
>slices of bread. In the old days you never saw a Len Shackleton or Billy
>Wright with a poofy little Sondico piece of paper down his little thin
>socks. F*cking shin pads in them days was made out of library books and
>socks was like sackcloth. Same with jerseys. F*cking shirts with holes in
>'em now so they can breathe. Yes and so Jamie's hairless chest can breathe
>and he doesn't get a chill. F*ck off. Stanley Matthews used to dribble
>round Europe's finest wearing a f*cking tent and shorts cobbled together
>from the jacket of his demob suit. Aye he bloody did.
>
> No wonder players fall over whenever an opponent comes near them.
>And they never used to show their @rses at one another either. Can you
>imagine what might have happened if Don Revie had flashed his ring at Nat
>Lofthouse during a City-Bolton Wanderers game? He'd have got one of them
>size 13 hobnail f*ckers up his chuff.
>
> F*cking therapy for stress my arse! Stan Colleymore slaps his
>missus about and he takes three seasons off with stress counselling. What
>is that all about? In the old days, it was expected for footballers to
>belt the old sow about a bit, especially after a bad defeat. And the old
>women used to expect it and so they should have, they was lucky to be
>married to footballers.
>
> Ernie McShi** of Port Vale got run over with a horse and cart one
>Friday night and still he turned out against Bradford the next day. And he
>scored two goals. That's cos he didn't have a poof name. Good old Ernie.
>It is said he broke his hip, both legs, murdered his wife and buried her
>under the patio and still made the England team for the home
>internationals. Did he have any stress counselling? Did he b*llocks!
>
> And drugs? There was none of that in the old days. Oh no. In them
>days it was a quick shot of morphine before the kick off and you was lucky
>if you got that. By half time it had all but wore off so they pumped you
>full of Laudanum. None of this cocaine sniffing and shooting up class A
>narcotics.
>
> Goal celebrations. Don't talk to me about goal celebrations.
>Crawling on the floor and thrusting their hips at the crowd. Huh, I'd have
>liked to have seen Cliff Bastin do that after a run down the left flank and
>crossing for Alex James to fire home a winner. Handshakes, that was all
>you got. That and a w*nk in the showers afterwards. But it was a proper
>w*nk....all man stuff. None of these poofy w*nks between blokes that you
>get nowadays with players like Graeme Le Saux and Stephen Gerrard.
>Allegedly. It was just a harmless bit of spanking the plank among healthy
>young sportsmen.
>
> Sixty grand a f*cking week! Ha! I wouldn't pay 'em tuppence. Two
>bob is what Tommy Lawton used to get....a month! And Tom Finney still
>worked as a plumber four days a week when he was playing for England. Its
>true you know. Players had to work them days just to make up their money.
>Not like today. Stan Pearson had to clean sewers and doubled up as the Old
>Trafford sh*thouse cleaner. He had to go off during one game because a log
>jam had built up and blocked the "U" bend. And that Eddie Hapgood, he was
>a male model, though he never liked to talk about it.
>
> So I say we start calling kids real male names again. If you're
>having a kid don't even consider a poofy name like what people call their
>kids these days. Otherwise, what are we gonna get in twenty years time?
>The England team full of players called Ronan, Keanu, Ashley and f*cking
>Chesney. F*ck that, call your kids Herbert, Len, Fred and Wilf and lets
>get the poofs out of the game once and for all!" |
Class, Warwick.
Now there's a poster with a proper sense of humour. Not people like Eddie Izzard and Stewart Lee. What sort of a poof surname is Izzard anyway? | | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 18:33 - Jun 19 with 4853 views | A_Fans_Dad |
Young Mr Abraham is not doing very much in this game, but he is pretty isolated most of the time. | | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 18:49 - Jun 19 with 4814 views | pencoedjack |
| Tammy Abraham on 12:32 - Jun 19 by 34dfgdf54 |
I'm not advocating giving Borja another chance, he doesn't fit in to how we want to play, Abraham will be the same.
As for his age, good luck to the lad, but we don't need to be taking risks on other clubs youngsters in what will be a very competitive season in the Premier League. I suppose it's the market we are in though. |
Spot on Risca
Chelsea want guarantees he will be playing to which ever club he is loaned to as well |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 21:59 - Jun 19 with 4418 views | max936 |
Gonzo was on SSP's news, I couldn't listen to him, did hear him say that they want Llorente and Gylfi to stay though and they'll fight to keep him, yeah rightio lying tw@t you can't believe a word he says,  |  |
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| Tammy Abraham on 22:49 - Jun 19 with 4286 views | Kilkennyjack |
| Tammy Abraham on 14:22 - Jun 19 by WarwickHunt |
Tammy? We want to sign someone called Tammy?
FFS, what's football coming to?
An old Sheffield Utd. forum post - been on before but well worth another airing...
"I'm feeling all angry about these modern day footballers and I know
>why they have gone all soft. It's because of poncy names. That's what it
>is. Remember the old days when footy players kicked a f*cking ball made
>out of ten pounds of clay stitched inside a steel reinforced leather shell
>with laces made out of piano wire?
>
>
> Well, in them days, players could only survive the rigours of the
>game because they were called things like Albert, Arthur, Bert, Harry,
>Bill, Eddie, Bob, Jack and Stan. F*cking tough names for tough men them
>was. And what do we have now? Gareth, Jason, Dale, Dean, Ryan, Jamie,
>Robbie. F*cking tarts names they are. Great big f*cking poofs.
>
> No wonder the ball's like a f*cking balloon and shin pads are like
>slices of bread. In the old days you never saw a Len Shackleton or Billy
>Wright with a poofy little Sondico piece of paper down his little thin
>socks. F*cking shin pads in them days was made out of library books and
>socks was like sackcloth. Same with jerseys. F*cking shirts with holes in
>'em now so they can breathe. Yes and so Jamie's hairless chest can breathe
>and he doesn't get a chill. F*ck off. Stanley Matthews used to dribble
>round Europe's finest wearing a f*cking tent and shorts cobbled together
>from the jacket of his demob suit. Aye he bloody did.
>
> No wonder players fall over whenever an opponent comes near them.
>And they never used to show their @rses at one another either. Can you
>imagine what might have happened if Don Revie had flashed his ring at Nat
>Lofthouse during a City-Bolton Wanderers game? He'd have got one of them
>size 13 hobnail f*ckers up his chuff.
>
> F*cking therapy for stress my arse! Stan Colleymore slaps his
>missus about and he takes three seasons off with stress counselling. What
>is that all about? In the old days, it was expected for footballers to
>belt the old sow about a bit, especially after a bad defeat. And the old
>women used to expect it and so they should have, they was lucky to be
>married to footballers.
>
> Ernie McShi** of Port Vale got run over with a horse and cart one
>Friday night and still he turned out against Bradford the next day. And he
>scored two goals. That's cos he didn't have a poof name. Good old Ernie.
>It is said he broke his hip, both legs, murdered his wife and buried her
>under the patio and still made the England team for the home
>internationals. Did he have any stress counselling? Did he b*llocks!
>
> And drugs? There was none of that in the old days. Oh no. In them
>days it was a quick shot of morphine before the kick off and you was lucky
>if you got that. By half time it had all but wore off so they pumped you
>full of Laudanum. None of this cocaine sniffing and shooting up class A
>narcotics.
>
> Goal celebrations. Don't talk to me about goal celebrations.
>Crawling on the floor and thrusting their hips at the crowd. Huh, I'd have
>liked to have seen Cliff Bastin do that after a run down the left flank and
>crossing for Alex James to fire home a winner. Handshakes, that was all
>you got. That and a w*nk in the showers afterwards. But it was a proper
>w*nk....all man stuff. None of these poofy w*nks between blokes that you
>get nowadays with players like Graeme Le Saux and Stephen Gerrard.
>Allegedly. It was just a harmless bit of spanking the plank among healthy
>young sportsmen.
>
> Sixty grand a f*cking week! Ha! I wouldn't pay 'em tuppence. Two
>bob is what Tommy Lawton used to get....a month! And Tom Finney still
>worked as a plumber four days a week when he was playing for England. Its
>true you know. Players had to work them days just to make up their money.
>Not like today. Stan Pearson had to clean sewers and doubled up as the Old
>Trafford sh*thouse cleaner. He had to go off during one game because a log
>jam had built up and blocked the "U" bend. And that Eddie Hapgood, he was
>a male model, though he never liked to talk about it.
>
> So I say we start calling kids real male names again. If you're
>having a kid don't even consider a poofy name like what people call their
>kids these days. Otherwise, what are we gonna get in twenty years time?
>The England team full of players called Ronan, Keanu, Ashley and f*cking
>Chesney. F*ck that, call your kids Herbert, Len, Fred and Wilf and lets
>get the poofs out of the game once and for all!" |
In fairness, its still spot on. |  |
| Beware of the Risen People
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| Tammy Abraham on 23:43 - Jun 19 with 4195 views | Aquinas |
File under Jordan Rhodes.
I liked him in the championship, but for want of a better word he is not a 'clutch' player. If we are 2-1 down away with 10 mins left I wouldn't back him to back a difference. He is far better in open play than in tight games. Llorente is the opposite.
I also enjoy milking the fact that 'Swansea can attract world cup winners'. Losing Llorente and buying Abraham would be a huge step backwards. |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 00:16 - Jun 20 with 4144 views | Griffting |
Well for me he was one of the stand out players for England tonight.
His passing could do with some work but everything was good. Great first touch, plucked it out of the air a few times.
Wasn't pushed off the too easily and draws a foul well. He was trying to drag England into a performance first half by coming deep, held the ball up superbly in the build up for the second goal.
Haven't seen much with his finishing but that's mainly because England have had some absolutely dogshite tactics, which have isolated him to hell. 26 goals last year says he'll finish it providing we get it to him in the right areas.
He was making all the right runs when an opportunity arose, but the quality of the final was usually atrocious, especially from the fullbacks. There definitely something about the lad and if we can get him as back up for Llorente next season I'd be more than happy.
We should also go and get Chabolah on loan if we can. |  | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 07:19 - Jun 20 with 3935 views | Dr_Winston |
Abraham doesn't seem to be a like for like swap for Llorente from what I've seen.
With the stated desire to keep both Siggy and Llorente then unless Clement can train the squad to be able to play more than one way (which would make him unique amongst recent Swans managers) we're running a serious risk of ending up with the same old situation of having a decent striker who we just can't use properly. |  |
| Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. |
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| Tammy Abraham on 07:29 - Jun 20 with 3911 views | 3swan |
| Tammy Abraham on 21:59 - Jun 19 by max936 |
Gonzo was on SSP's news, I couldn't listen to him, did hear him say that they want Llorente and Gylfi to stay though and they'll fight to keep him, yeah rightio lying tw@t you can't believe a word he says, |
Nothing from him from ages, but then on Sky after the Trust announce their consultation meeting for next week.
P.R.? Hmmm | | | |
| Tammy Abraham on 10:11 - Jun 20 with 3701 views | bluenile |
| Tammy Abraham on 14:22 - Jun 19 by WarwickHunt |
Tammy? We want to sign someone called Tammy?
FFS, what's football coming to?
An old Sheffield Utd. forum post - been on before but well worth another airing...
"I'm feeling all angry about these modern day footballers and I know
>why they have gone all soft. It's because of poncy names. That's what it
>is. Remember the old days when footy players kicked a f*cking ball made
>out of ten pounds of clay stitched inside a steel reinforced leather shell
>with laces made out of piano wire?
>
>
> Well, in them days, players could only survive the rigours of the
>game because they were called things like Albert, Arthur, Bert, Harry,
>Bill, Eddie, Bob, Jack and Stan. F*cking tough names for tough men them
>was. And what do we have now? Gareth, Jason, Dale, Dean, Ryan, Jamie,
>Robbie. F*cking tarts names they are. Great big f*cking poofs.
>
> No wonder the ball's like a f*cking balloon and shin pads are like
>slices of bread. In the old days you never saw a Len Shackleton or Billy
>Wright with a poofy little Sondico piece of paper down his little thin
>socks. F*cking shin pads in them days was made out of library books and
>socks was like sackcloth. Same with jerseys. F*cking shirts with holes in
>'em now so they can breathe. Yes and so Jamie's hairless chest can breathe
>and he doesn't get a chill. F*ck off. Stanley Matthews used to dribble
>round Europe's finest wearing a f*cking tent and shorts cobbled together
>from the jacket of his demob suit. Aye he bloody did.
>
> No wonder players fall over whenever an opponent comes near them.
>And they never used to show their @rses at one another either. Can you
>imagine what might have happened if Don Revie had flashed his ring at Nat
>Lofthouse during a City-Bolton Wanderers game? He'd have got one of them
>size 13 hobnail f*ckers up his chuff.
>
> F*cking therapy for stress my arse! Stan Colleymore slaps his
>missus about and he takes three seasons off with stress counselling. What
>is that all about? In the old days, it was expected for footballers to
>belt the old sow about a bit, especially after a bad defeat. And the old
>women used to expect it and so they should have, they was lucky to be
>married to footballers.
>
> Ernie McShi** of Port Vale got run over with a horse and cart one
>Friday night and still he turned out against Bradford the next day. And he
>scored two goals. That's cos he didn't have a poof name. Good old Ernie.
>It is said he broke his hip, both legs, murdered his wife and buried her
>under the patio and still made the England team for the home
>internationals. Did he have any stress counselling? Did he b*llocks!
>
> And drugs? There was none of that in the old days. Oh no. In them
>days it was a quick shot of morphine before the kick off and you was lucky
>if you got that. By half time it had all but wore off so they pumped you
>full of Laudanum. None of this cocaine sniffing and shooting up class A
>narcotics.
>
> Goal celebrations. Don't talk to me about goal celebrations.
>Crawling on the floor and thrusting their hips at the crowd. Huh, I'd have
>liked to have seen Cliff Bastin do that after a run down the left flank and
>crossing for Alex James to fire home a winner. Handshakes, that was all
>you got. That and a w*nk in the showers afterwards. But it was a proper
>w*nk....all man stuff. None of these poofy w*nks between blokes that you
>get nowadays with players like Graeme Le Saux and Stephen Gerrard.
>Allegedly. It was just a harmless bit of spanking the plank among healthy
>young sportsmen.
>
> Sixty grand a f*cking week! Ha! I wouldn't pay 'em tuppence. Two
>bob is what Tommy Lawton used to get....a month! And Tom Finney still
>worked as a plumber four days a week when he was playing for England. Its
>true you know. Players had to work them days just to make up their money.
>Not like today. Stan Pearson had to clean sewers and doubled up as the Old
>Trafford sh*thouse cleaner. He had to go off during one game because a log
>jam had built up and blocked the "U" bend. And that Eddie Hapgood, he was
>a male model, though he never liked to talk about it.
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> So I say we start calling kids real male names again. If you're
>having a kid don't even consider a poofy name like what people call their
>kids these days. Otherwise, what are we gonna get in twenty years time?
>The England team full of players called Ronan, Keanu, Ashley and f*cking
>Chesney. F*ck that, call your kids Herbert, Len, Fred and Wilf and lets
>get the poofs out of the game once and for all!" |
Played in the Neath League in the 70s and we roped in a pretty stocky guy who usually played 'rugger' to fill in at full back for one game. Anyway, he turns up, opens his kit bag in the dressing room, and pulls out a pair of cut down cricket pads!..........Everyone's staring, as his legs were already pretty hefty, he proceeded to stretch the team socks over said pads. It was a sight to behold. 5 minutes into the game and this opposing winger tries to go past him...........................mistake! The guy kicks the winger clean off the pitch, and that was the last we heard from him all game. Legend! [Post edited 20 Jun 2017 10:13]
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| Tammy Abraham on 15:30 - Jun 20 with 3419 views | Rancid |
Anyone saying no to Mitrovic want their head read.Abraham is a good young player but no way ready to lead our line.As a number 2 then hell yeah.Id be happy to let Newcastle have him him and to pave the way for them as long as we got the beast Mitrovic in as a compromise.Tame him and we've the striker we've been craving since Bony left. |  | | |
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