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Following on from the dating thread…… 20:26 - Jul 9 with 4255 viewsloftboy

What dodgy chat up lines have you used?

I once went up to a bird in oceans nightclub Bracknell and said to a girl “ do you want to dance” she replied “yes” so I said “go on then I want to talk to your mate”. Don’t think I got anywhere.!

Nourry out
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:31 - Jul 9 with 3670 viewscolinallcars

Hey baby, d'you like dancing ? Then hold my coat.
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:32 - Jul 9 with 3664 viewscolinallcars

You look like my first wife. Would you like to be ?
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:47 - Jul 9 with 3586 viewsEsox_Lucius

Do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?

The grass is always greener.

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:59 - Jul 9 with 3541 viewsnix

OMG that's harsh. Poor girl.
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:08 - Jul 9 with 3507 viewsted_hendrix

I suppose a f uck's out the question?

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:15 - Jul 9 with 3483 viewsHAMRanger

My mate used to ask if they had any Irish in them. If they said no he'd say "do you want some?"
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:25 - Jul 9 with 3452 viewscolinallcars

Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:15 - Jul 9 by HAMRanger

My mate used to ask if they had any Irish in them. If they said no he'd say "do you want some?"


Tom jones was on a TV chat show with an American actress- can't remember who.
She said oh Tom I visit Wales as often as I can, I think I must have a bit of Welsh in me.
Tom said, would you like a bit more in you ?
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:29 - Jul 9 with 3436 viewsqpr_1968

Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:32 - Jul 9 by colinallcars

You look like my first wife. Would you like to be ?


did you get his name?

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 with 3403 viewsstainrods_elbow

Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974?

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:32 - Jul 9 with 3422 viewscolinallcars

Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow

Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974?


You should do, the beer's cheaper.
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:59 - Jul 9 with 3383 viewsloftboy

Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow

Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974?


Well mine would have been 83/84

Nourry out
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 00:07 - Jul 10 with 3251 viewsnumptydumpty

As a very immature young twenty something, used to go to the meat market establishments and a friend of mine, we used to feed the other one a line to say to who we considered to be the most attractive of girls.

But they were real dumb ass comments.

"If I said you had beautiful hair, could I take you out for dinner."

Said with zero confidence and the usual comments, back were short and sweet and normally laden with the odd expletive !!!!


Or they simply turned the other way....


Dumber and dumber never did do very well.....

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 00:55 - Jul 10 with 3225 viewsBoston

Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow

Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974?


Is that when you first got the elbow?

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:12 - Jul 10 with 3066 viewsHastings_Hoops

Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow

Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974?


For some, Diversity is “an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era”.
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:25 - Jul 10 with 3037 viewswombat

Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:12 - Jul 10 by Hastings_Hoops

For some, Diversity is “an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era”.


you dont sweat much for a fat girl !

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:28 - Jul 10 with 3035 viewskernowhoop

Don't worry. It's only lust.
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:34 - Jul 10 with 3020 viewsMalintabuk

There was also stitch your mate up... if they pulled you would go up to him give him a fiver and say you won the bet for pulling the dog..... such gentleman

Perhaps the worse one liner was." Would you like Bellyful of steaming hot c##k"

Amazing what happens when you mix.. hormones... drink and stupidty
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 09:24 - Jul 10 with 2917 viewsSydneyRs

On a Blackpool weekend many years ago copped off with a girl after convincing her and her friend I'd scored two goals for Burnley that afternoon. We'd gone to Turf Moor and watched them beat Fulham 5-2, so I thought I'd assume the identity of the striker that scored a couple of those goals. Being lower division stuff pre internet, nobody much beyond fans of the clubs would likely know.
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 11:16 - Jul 10 with 2728 viewsnumptydumpty

"Excuse me , are you from Tennesse ?"

Young lady replies, "No, why do you ask"

"Because you are the only ten i see."

Coat, get and your !!!

😂

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 12:11 - Jul 10 with 2627 viewsE15Hoop

Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:32 - Jul 9 by colinallcars

You should do, the beer's cheaper.


And the music was better
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 18:54 - Jul 10 with 2406 viewsSteveB

I've used the magic watch and knickers line to varying success over the last 30 years. If they've not heard it before, it's a 80/20 laugh / slap situation...
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Following on from the dating thread…… on 19:39 - Jul 10 with 2347 viewsBoston

Many years ago...a friend of mine, an extremely attractive, though slightly naive young Bostonian woman, took a trip over to visit her relations in Liverpool, England. She was there a week, when she went off the radar, appearing days later after having had a wonderful time with Paul McCartney's brother.

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:16 - Jul 10 with 2272 viewsHooparoo

Women love to be intrigued so I always said something complimentary like “I love the way you smile” or “you have beautiful eyes”. Putty in your hands after that 😉

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:32 - Jul 10 with 2239 viewsBoston

Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:16 - Jul 10 by Hooparoo

Women love to be intrigued so I always said something complimentary like “I love the way you smile” or “you have beautiful eyes”. Putty in your hands after that 😉


Aren't they interested in why you're standing on your head?

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Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:37 - Jul 10 with 2233 viewsbosh67

Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:16 - Jul 10 by Hooparoo

Women love to be intrigued so I always said something complimentary like “I love the way you smile” or “you have beautiful eyes”. Putty in your hands after that 😉


"You have beautiful eyes, one on each side. I prefer that arrangement..."

Usually gets you in with a laugh. Unless they only have one eye. In which case you're completely f*cked.

Never knowingly right.
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