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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1362935 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:19 - Oct 31 with 79 viewsBoston

Sitting in the pub the other night when the bloke next to me says " cor, look at that bird over there, bloody gorgeous''.

"Think she's a looker squire, you should see my missus"

"oh yeah, stunner is she?"

"Nah mate, she's an optician".

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:38 - Oct 31 with 49 viewscolinallcars

My great, great grandad, back when they had horse and carriages saw a bloke shovelling horseshit into a sack.
He said “wotcha gonna do with that mate ?”
The bloke said “I put it on me vegetables”
Grandad said “blimey, we 'ave gravy on ours”
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