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The Battle Of Craven Cottage 10:00 - Sep 25 with 1676 viewsMytch_QPR

On the day of this most momentous sporting occasion, I thought I should construct a few lines to celebrate our impending victory (of which I am supremely confident)...

The famous Rangers march to 'The Cottage',
some coming from as far as Pease Pottage (probably).

The scene is set for an overdue win,
With the blue and white hordes making a din (probably).

The natives of Fulham wear corduroys of red,
They have heard of Charlie Austin and are full of dread.

They believe their hero Ross McCormack is immense,
but underestimate The Hoops and their rock-solid defence (probably).

Chris Ramsey is our leader, tactically he is a God,
(although his continued selection of Karl Henry is, frankly, a bit odd)
He stands on the touchline with his throne wove of wool*
Pulling no punches, talking no bull.

Shalid Khan watches from The Cottage, his shame complete,
He cannot believe the scale of this defeat.
Austin hits a brace, and there's another one from Faurlin,
Everyone agrees that Fulham's defence is 'appallin' (geddit???)

High up in the stands sits our Fulham friend, Konk,
Wishing he was back in bed with his wife having a nice cup of Earl Grey.

*60% polyester. Machine wash only.

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The Battle Of Craven Cottage on 10:50 - Sep 25 with 1610 viewsKonk

A fantastic effort, Mytch. Perhaps they'll let you read it out in the Rangers' dressing room before the game?

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The Battle Of Craven Cottage on 11:10 - Sep 25 with 1566 viewsMytch_QPR

I hope so, Konk.

Whilst I munch reflectively on fine cuisine from the mobile food outlets of Bishops Park, contemplating both the contest ahead and the dollop of ketchup on my shoe, I would like to think of Chris Ramsey standing on a chair and addressing his finely-honed athletes through the haze of Deep Heat Spray and smoke.

Assuming we win (and, as I say - I am supremely confident), I'm thinking of assembling all of the posters on this forum to weave a tapestry (Bayeux-style) depicting scenes from the great event and recording them for generations of Rs to come.

"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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The Battle Of Craven Cottage on 11:21 - Sep 25 with 1537 viewsGloucs_R

I thought this thread was going to be about the year loads of Rangers were in their end and it kicked off massively!

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The Battle Of Craven Cottage on 15:59 - Sep 25 with 1378 viewsWatford_Ranger

I like to think pre-match is something like this:



And when we're 2-0 down at half-time, more like this

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The Battle Of Craven Cottage on 16:04 - Sep 25 with 1367 viewsthemodfather

gotta love mike bassett.....
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