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'Mad Friday' 09:31 - Dec 16 with 8858 viewsDiscodroids

According to all media portals and twitter, Today is 'Mad Friday'. The day when Christmas Parties reach their Numerical peak ..Looking at the pictures on TV and comments on twitter, it seems nothing more than an opportunity for twenty something graduates with a degree in Umayyad Dynasty Islamic Textile Studies and who currently work in the city filing bought ledger invoices (suppliers 'A' to 'E') for a venture capital conglomerate , get to showcase their Party Animal Credo at the office xmas party . i.e tossing off the ACCA qualified chief accountant's 3 inch Chode over the yule log once his finished singing 'Layla ' by the Derek and the cnting Dominoes on the cnting Karaoke .

this being the case, for 'GramLine Friday' ive Cuckolded an 'Enry of Guatemalan Granola,Smashed the Granny out of 8 pints of Eggnog & had it on the Cobbles with a fukin' Elf.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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'Mad Friday' on 10:03 - Dec 16 with 6817 viewsFredManRave

So just a typical Friday for you it is then mate? !

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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'Mad Friday' on 10:07 - Dec 16 with 6801 viewsMick_S

It's Mersey Monday on Sky on, er Monday. I can't wait.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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'Mad Friday' on 10:08 - Dec 16 with 6794 viewspaulparker

I think il rename it X hamster Friday
Mrs P is out on her company night out (Brazilian night) very festive indeed
leaving yours truly to his own devices for a few hours
pass the goose fat DD

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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'Mad Friday' on 10:23 - Dec 16 with 6764 viewsrobith

Ours was last night. Took myself home at about 10:30 as it started as 6 and there were unlimited Old Fashioneds - felt I was on track for making a fool of myself.

Given I also came second in our company's gaffe of the year competition for walking into a glass door at full pelt
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'Mad Friday' on 10:24 - Dec 16 with 6759 viewsPommyhoop

Bleedin kids today. Dunno they're born..

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Poll: How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

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'Mad Friday' on 10:27 - Dec 16 with 6741 viewsDorse

Working for myself, the office Christmas party is awful. The Secret Santa is a complete waste of time as I already know what I got myself and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed. And as for getting off with myself behind my back in the store cupboard? Well, let's just say that I'm going to be the subject of a lot of rumours and innuendo when I stand round chatting to myself at the water cooler.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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'Mad Friday' on 10:32 - Dec 16 with 6724 viewsaston_hoop

Mine starts in 30 minutes and is a free bar until 10pm. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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'Mad Friday' on 10:34 - Dec 16 with 6711 viewsDorse

Did you try to style it out by claiming it was a mime?

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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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'Mad Friday' on 10:40 - Dec 16 with 6689 viewsToast_R

Mine is tomorrow, but as I work in Local Gov, every drop of festivity I consume is funded by yours truly.

Don't really want to go to be honest but I pledged my deposit back in July.
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'Mad Friday' on 10:49 - Dec 16 with 6659 viewsrobith

There was no styling this out - it was our main meeting room, and I steamed in at full pelt, head first and bounced off it straight into a full table of my colleagues. Left a head imprint on it
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'Mad Friday' on 11:48 - Dec 16 with 6594 viewsDorse

In my previous incarnation as a teacher, we used to have the Herbert Bastaple Awards at the end of term, for gaffes, mistakes and sheer ineptitude in teaching. My favourite was the young science teacher, trying to explain sound waves using a microphone and oscilloscope with a, ahem, 'challenging' bottom set Year 9 group. She does the demo and then allows the kids to have a go. So, the Alpha Doofus grabs the mic, gets up and belches right into the face of the girl next to him.

Who promptly throws up across the desk.

Into another girl's lap.

Who then vomits across the desk.

Into another student's lap.

The ensuing chaos has gone down into legend. Upon leaving, the Alpha Doofus says: 'That was the best lesson ever, Miss'.

She not only won the Bastaple, it was her third straight win! She got to keep the trophy. Well deserved. She is now leading a Science Department in a London comp.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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'Mad Friday' on 11:53 - Dec 16 with 6577 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Like a reverse Human Centipede.
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'Mad Friday' on 14:43 - Dec 16 with 6422 viewsSimonJames

The missus is out on her school's Xmas do tonight leaving me in charge of my youngest lad. So I'm celebrating Obscene-amounts-of-ribs-bourbon-and-Netflix Friday.

100% of people who drink water will die.

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'Mad Friday' on 15:15 - Dec 16 with 6374 viewsrunningman75

Working tomorrow so will be staying in with a couple of bottles of London Pride tonight.
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'Mad Friday' on 15:15 - Dec 16 with 6374 views1MoreBrightonR

on the plus side, i presume you get to get laid with a colleague at the end of the night :)
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'Mad Friday' on 15:20 - Dec 16 with 6364 viewsTacticalR

Big gangs of drunk office workers on the tube. Be careful out there people.

Air hostess clique

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'Mad Friday' on 15:29 - Dec 16 with 6343 viewsDorse

I just hope I don't get so drunk that I fall for one of my chat-up lines.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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'Mad Friday' on 15:31 - Dec 16 with 6337 viewsMick_S

You might tell yourself to "f eck off you creep"

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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'Mad Friday' on 15:41 - Dec 16 with 6318 viewsheadhoops

you'll be alright Dorse - just take 2 of these with your sixth lager


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'Mad Friday' on 16:14 - Dec 16 with 6269 viewskingsburyR


Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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'Mad Friday' on 17:03 - Dec 16 with 6234 viewsFredManRave

The highlight will surely be on the Monday morning when you open that suspicious looking envelope only to find the photocopy of your own arse that you sent to yourself.

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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'Mad Friday' on 17:06 - Dec 16 with 6229 viewskomradkirk

must be the equivalent of our "black eye friday"traditionally last friday before christmas.

takes me back to my first year at work drinking black bush whiskey straight from the bottle at 10a.m.
frolics included dancing around a member of the opposite religion singing a perceived
sectarian song,no offence taken which was nice.
rolling around in a pool of waste oil on the workshop floor and talking to a locker about Stan Bowles.
taken home mid afternoon in the back of a mazda pick up and didn't get out of bed until boxing day.
never had a session on christmas eve since.
42 fecking years ago
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'Mad Friday' on 17:15 - Dec 16 with 6205 viewsLblock

Went on the only one I really wanted to go on yesterday

Gee
Zus
Christ

Got in a right state and have had to blow todays official Office Party out.
I am reliably informed that I drunk
2 bottles of Curious Brew
3/4's of a bottle of a cheeky red called Valpolicella Ripasso
24 shots of Gin with accompanying tonic and ate 12 slices of cucumber

Fell asleep on central line

My trousers have gone to the dry cleaners and my favourite shoes are in the bin.

What a knut. I'm too old for this shit

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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'Mad Friday' on 17:23 - Dec 16 with 6180 viewsPunteR

The winner for the "im too old for this shit" award goes to Lblock..

Take a bow son..




Mad Thursday.
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Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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'Mad Friday' on 17:53 - Dec 16 with 6140 viewsHoop_Du_Jour

QPR club Christmas party is nearly all set up. Plenty of donkeys and babies, just need 3 wise men and a virgin.
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