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Cobblers 23:22 - Oct 11 with 10104 viewsqprxtc

No one says that anymore

Get knotted you toerag.

Nor that

Or “That’ll be less than 6 quid for that pint mate”

Cobblers
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Cobblers on 11:18 - Oct 13 with 1630 viewstimcocking

Used to have a bar in Covent Garden once. We put a sign on the door for the toilet saying 'bog'. Health and safety made us change it back to toilet.
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Cobblers on 12:07 - Oct 13 with 1579 viewsShotKneesHoop

Going for a "Sprarzy in the Kharzi" = having a piss

"Peppering the porcelain" - a bad case of the shits

"Bashing yer bishop,"- "Nifty Fifty", - a "J Arthur" : "Taking the spitting snake for a walk" = you know what
[Post edited 13 Oct 2019 12:16]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 12:53 - Oct 13 with 1546 views2Thomas2Bowles

J Arthur Rank

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Cobblers on 12:55 - Oct 13 with 1543 viewsPommyhoop

Herman Monk

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/55039027.jpg
Poll: How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

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Cobblers on 14:26 - Oct 13 with 1511 viewsHayesender

Ninkompoop

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Cobblers on 15:28 - Oct 13 with 1493 viewsflynnbo

Cherry ripe or Doing a cherry;
Jammy.
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Cobblers on 15:36 - Oct 13 with 1480 viewscolinallcars

Another expression I've not heard in years, to describe someone who's not too clever, “ 'he's as dim as a piss'ole light “
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Cobblers on 15:57 - Oct 13 with 1472 viewsShotKneesHoop

An older one is "as bright as a TOC H lamp". Any other old gits remember that phrase?

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 16:01 - Oct 13 with 1466 viewsShotKneesHoop

Adding the word "Rank" ruins the cockney rhyming element,

As in the following - Barnet, Butchers, China, Plates, Boracic, Chalfonts, Grumble, etc

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 16:19 - Oct 13 with 1455 viewsFredManRave

Sort.

As in, she's a right sort.

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Cobblers on 16:28 - Oct 13 with 1452 viewssmegma

Grumble is my fave slang. It was once used in a Steptoe episode. Probably wouldn't be allowed today.
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Cobblers on 16:32 - Oct 13 with 1444 viewsBoston

Musn't grumble,eh?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Cobblers on 17:01 - Oct 13 with 1440 viewsFredManRave

Yuppie

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Cobblers on 18:30 - Oct 13 with 1414 viewsShotKneesHoop

Or Grunt ........

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 19:47 - Oct 13 with 1392 viewsCiderwithRsie

Always "dim as.." when I heard it. One off my mum's favourite phrases.
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Cobblers on 19:51 - Oct 13 with 1387 viewslongbottom

Gawd luv a duck as my grandad used to say.
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Cobblers on 22:50 - Oct 13 with 1354 viewsBoston

"You're gonna get your fcuking heads kicked in".

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Cobblers on 23:05 - Oct 13 with 1349 viewsHadders

Div, meaning thicky. What a div! Don't be a div! Speaking of obsolete words, how about some Shakespearean insults at the football?
Oi! Lino! You frothy fen-sucked flap dragon!
https://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html
[Post edited 13 Oct 2019 23:05]
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Cobblers on 23:35 - Oct 13 with 1338 viewsE17hoop

When did we stop flicking Vs and started giving the finger?

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Cobblers on 01:54 - Oct 14 with 1314 viewsHitch

snatch
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Cobblers on 02:10 - Oct 14 with 1310 viewsFredManRave

Top 5 on my list of favourite films.

First, place on my list of favourite places to visit.
[Post edited 14 Oct 2019 2:30]

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Cobblers on 09:20 - Oct 14 with 1267 viewsMick_S

You ninny.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Cobblers on 09:31 - Oct 14 with 1256 viewsEsox_Lucius

Dogs are barking.

The grass is always greener.

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Cobblers on 09:32 - Oct 14 with 1253 viewsqprxtc

Codswallop
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Cobblers on 09:35 - Oct 14 with 1250 viewsMick_S

"No fear" - 7 year olds' expression of f uck that.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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