| The Boozer thread 23:11 - Jan 30 with 4375 views | qprxtc |
Imagine you’re in a pub.
I’ll have a pint. Only staying for one. What you think about that bloke eh? Same old Rangers. Cor, she’s alright ah? Nah mate, work is shite. All right one more, but that’s it....... | | | |  |
| The Boozer thread on 23:48 - Jan 30 with 3230 views | qprxtc |
On yer own then?
Yeah.
That’s cause you’re a c unt.
Yeah.
Another?
Yeah. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 23:49 - Jan 30 with 3227 views | FredManRave |
I never imagine you're out of a pub.
But move away from the Babycham.
It's time to go home.
You've got a big day tomorrow...
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| The Boozer thread on 11:53 - Jan 31 with 3040 views | qprxtc |
My head hurts. Thank the maker for ibuprofen.
Starting again in half an hour.
Brexit
Coronavirus
Nakhiwellsgate
Fifty
Going to play some JoBoxers to cheer myself up. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 11:56 - Jan 31 with 3032 views | QPRSteve |
Happy Birthday Liam | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 11:58 - Jan 31 with 3029 views | qprxtc |
😘 miss ya Stevie baby. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 12:15 - Jan 31 with 2978 views | Mytch_QPR |
Happy Birthday, XTC.
Having a dry month in Feb?  | |
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| The Boozer thread on 12:23 - Jan 31 with 2940 views | Discodroids |
Happy Birthday Sgt Rock.
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| The Boozer thread on 12:27 - Jan 31 with 2926 views | R_from_afar |
How much for a pint?  And a coke is even more? OK, just a bowl of water for the mutt, in that case. To take away.  | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Boozer thread on 13:24 - Jan 31 with 2829 views | FredManRave |
Happy Birthday!
I'm guessing you're in the pub now which is great as it means that all your birthday wishes have come true.
Cheers.
[Post edited 31 Jan 2020 13:25]
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| The Boozer thread on 13:31 - Jan 31 with 2804 views | Metallica_Hoop |
5:30PM "Your pupils are dilated, you are swaying and your speech is slurred, I'm not serving you"
5:32PM "Can you go get me a beer tachioed C**t is not serving me" "Ok"
+7PM 5 beers from various 'fixers' later.
Sometime after 7PM "if anyone else gets him a beer I'm throwing you all out"
Littleman-sydrome hipster Poindexter.
If i was so drunk then why do I remember it!
This pub isn't a hipster one is it? Or I'm off down the 'Rose and Crown' | |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| The Boozer thread on 13:41 - Jan 31 with 2780 views | A40Bosh |
Last Day of Dry January, nearly over the line, so what the fcuk did I come in to the pub for on the 31st?
I can't stick anymore Diet Coke or sparkling water.
I've got a stinking cold, so would a hot toddy with a large Jameson count? | |
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| The Boozer thread on 23:05 - Jan 31 with 2592 views | qprxtc |
It’s only the fact that we have to carry on that drink makes senses. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 23:25 - Jan 31 with 2547 views | Boston |
Y'ever hear of the 'Yankee Blue Laws' that used to, though they haven't disappeared completely , plague the drinking classes in Massachusetts? | |
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| The Boozer thread on 18:03 - Feb 1 with 2426 views | superhoopdownunder |
I feel I have gone full on qprxtc tonight - must be because of the Cup loss, transfer deadline week and the unjust lost to Bristol Shitty - just gone 5am here
Keep the faith
QPR does take up too much of my time and has done since I was a kid 45 years ago
Can't let go
Addicted (even from the other end of the world) | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 23:24 - Feb 1 with 2311 views | qprxtc |
Three days of drinking have led to this.
Rangers fans, QPR FC, family life and love. When It’s good, it’s everything.
I like my beer, pubs are where it’s at but love and life are the pinnacle. The topper most of the popper most.
This boozer | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 09:34 - Feb 2 with 2237 views | Discodroids |
XTC. A man of éclat and Character. I've been on the tap for three days as well.
Always crashing in the same car mate.
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| The Boozer thread on 15:11 - Mar 20 with 1906 views | qprxtc |
Eight cans of Guinness, four bottles of Peroni and eight bottles of Singha beer. That all see me through tonight. The Mrs has several bottles of Prosecco, the big girls blouse.
I fear for tomorrow. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 15:16 - Mar 20 with 1891 views | smegma |
JD, pint of, no ice. You don't want to dilute it. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 15:18 - Mar 20 with 1885 views | MoonshineSteve |
Ooh, and we've all got to get up early for the Fulham ga...
No, wait ... | |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| The Boozer thread on 17:18 - Mar 20 with 1809 views | colinallcars |
I've just popped in for a quiet drink. And six noisy ones. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 18:15 - Mar 20 with 1778 views | qprxtc |
Well.
Now you have no choice. Come on in, it’s lovely and warm.
But will get disgruntled and cold after the eighth or so | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 18:21 - Mar 20 with 1766 views | GloryHunter |
This'll be the end of a lot of boozers. Can't see many re-opening after this  | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 18:27 - Mar 20 with 1762 views | izlingtonhoop |
Errrrr.....
..... rubbish. | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 21:09 - Mar 20 with 1681 views | GloryHunter |
Why? | | | |
| The Boozer thread on 21:21 - Mar 20 with 1668 views | qprxtc |
Alright lads, calm dahhhn we’ve all had a few alright | | | |
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