What's the most shockingly strange, slightly worrying, Trainspotting, Anorak-wearing thing you ever did in your love of the Rangers?
Wembley 5-a-Sides? Not even close! Middlesex Senior Charity Cup? Come on! Extensive Collection of QPR Mugs (no obvious jokes, please)? Ok, now we're talking...
I have many, but one of my worst was that I once went on a barge trip with five women and left the trip twice during the week to go see Rangers.
Looking back, I have Red moments "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret... I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left."
This is the best that I can remember. We were behind it and anyone who was there will swear that the shoddy camerawork does it no justice. The swerve on it was incredible, impossible even at that pace. Add in that we were incredulous that he was taking it and that (I think?) it was his first and last free kick for us (he didn't even take our penos) and the shock factor also added to the joy. Others?
We all know the lad who supports no-one but wears a different shirt to 5-a-Side every night - Dukla Prague Away Kit, Barca 76-77 home kit, Hibs home shirt with the white sleeves, and all that. Coolest fugger on earth but we all know he supports no-one and has never been to a game except maybe on a work trip to a box with nice grub, cool beers, and oh-so-savage craic, best ever, unreal
So here it is - what shirts are you comfortable wearing at 5-a-Side without feeling like a turncoat?
Are you secure in your Rs-uality and happy to wear most shirts (bar Chelsea of course)?
Or are you - like me - ridiculously strict and a slight worry to your family?
I've always wanted a dog. I mean really wanted a dog. Always had a dog as a kid. Either a Labrador Retriever or a Golden Retriever. But I could never have one as an adult. i just moved around too much. Wouldn't be fair.
But, with the last few years, and now the last few months, I've been working from home almost full-time. I've also finally got family living nearby to mind my dog if I do have to head away for work or holidays.
I'm single with no kids. I live in a small city but with plenty parks and fields nearby. If not now, then I'd have to wonder when.
The question is - am I mad? What am I not considering?